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Romo Breaks 2 Ribs after “drop the soap” Celebration in Shower with Tight End!

Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) The Dallas Cowgirls escaped from a certain defeat yesterday after Q-Back Toni (sic) Romo, his body shot up with Testosterone by his gynecologist, managed to lead the team into position for a game winning field goal in overtime.

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QB Romo Blames Meltdown on Crack Addiction!

Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) When Dallas quarterback Tony Romo finally emerged from hiding after the sure win against the Jets turned into an incredible loss thanks to his monumental three (3) brain farts, he blamed it on his addiction to wearing crotchless panties under his cup jock!

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New York Jets Award Tony Romo Game Ball For His Performance

Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) The New York Jets awarded a ceremonial game ball to Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo for his assistance in helping them win their Sunday night NFL game. Though it is not uncommon to give a game ball to a quarterback, it is unheard of to give it to the quarterback of […]

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NFL Forced to Air Obama Campaign Diddy as Lead In to Thursday Night Football!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Concerned that no one would tune in for his Thursday night campaign speech before a less than filled, or thrilled audience at a joint session of Congress, President Obama demanded that the NFL preempt their usual Thursday night rousing musical lead in with a new Democratic fight song.

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Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad

Dallas, TX – (SatireWorld.com) With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft. The *Cowboys* […]

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Pope John Paul II Beautified In Rome

Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) Pope John Paul II, leader of the Catholic Church for over a quarter of a century, was finally beautified in Rome. Beautificiation is the process where people who are alive decide that a dead person is actually a saint, and elevate them to that level through religious ceremony.

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Dallas Cowboy’s Owner Jerry Jones Upset There Won’t Be All-Star Cheerleader Squad At NFL Pro Bowl

Dallas, Texas (Satireworld.com) – Jerry Jones spent billions of dollars to build a new stadium for the Dallas Cowboys that is the crown jewel of the sporting world. It seats the largest number of people, has the biggest jumbo-tron screens, and dwarfs every other facility in the country. His arena plays host this year to […]

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