ArchivesTag : North Korea

Obama and Putin Agree to Extend New START

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama is taking a risky executive action aimed at establishing additional nuclear arms reductions, during his final six months in office. The president would extend the New Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (New START) provisions already negotiated with Russia, thus improving his foreign policy legacy. It is doubtful that the […]

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North Korea Threatens to Wipe Out Manhattan, Kansas

MANHATTAN – (satireworld.com) No one really knows why North Korea’s Kim Jong-un does the things he does, but the latest bluster coming from the dictator, and international spokesman for Supercuts, has security experts scratching their heads. For some reason, North Korea has it in for Manhattan, Kansas.

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Scientists Discover Probable Cause of North Korea Bomb Blast

NORTH KOREA – (satireworld.com) The world reacted with shock today as North Korea announced that it had successfully tested a hydrogen bomb. The thought of such a weapon in the hands of the country’s maniacal dictator, best known for his kick ass haircuts, worried leaders worldwide, though the White House doubts the claims.

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North Korea Explodes Hydrogen Bomb

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korea said it successfully tested a miniaturized hydrogen nuclear device today claiming a significant advance in its strike capability and setting off alarm bells in Japan and South Korea.

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US Intelligence Reports North Korea Will Launch Nuke Toward Moon’s Surface This Year

North Korea, (satireworld.com) Life of the Party, and Chairman for Life, Kim Jong -Un announced to the world that the DPNK will set off a 100 megaton nuclear warhead on the surface of the moon sometime this year. The nuclear device will be delivered using a Long Dong military ICBM and will target the mostly […]

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Dialog Between the USA and North Korea Breaks Down

Pyongyang NK – (satireworld.com) North Korea ruled out resuming dialog with the “gangster-like” United States, and vowed to respond to any US aggression with nuclear strikes and cyber warfare, and that “US imperialists will face final doom!”

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Show Me Duh Money!

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) The Reverend Al Sharpton telephoned National Basketball Association (NBA) headquarters located in the city and made an appointment to see the NBA Commissioner. Mr. Sharpton called from his National Action Network (NAN) Offices in Manhattan and then took a cab to the NBA building for the meeting.

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Once Mothballed US Battleships New Jersey, North Carolina, Iowa, and Missouri Sail Once Again Toward North Korea

Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean – (satireworld.com) In a scene reminiscent of a WWII era news reel, four of America’s remaining battlewagons steamed across the Pacific Ocean on their way to combat stations off the shores of Communist North Korea in response to alleged hacking charges levied against the regime of Kim Song-Un.

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North Korea’s Kim Song-Un ‘Unfriends’ Obama Over Internet Troubles

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) First, it was the Sony Studios hacking and subsequent furor over North Korean’s part in damages to an American business enterprise. Second, it was the mysterious denial of service blackout that stalled all 12 of North Korea’s Commodore 1 desk tops last week. This week the North has vowed to retaliate […]

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North Korea’s Internet Down, Country’s Lone Dial-Up Modem Offline

PYONGYANG – (satireworld.com) North Korea has plunged into a state of emergency tonight as the country’s only dial-up modem is acting up, disrupting all technology and communications in the little communist country. A few pagers were working sporadically, allowing small pockets of communication to take place.

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Strange Happenings Reported in North Korea

Pyongyang NK – (satireword.com) The FBI has accused North Korea (NK) of hacking Sony Pictures Inc computers, stealing executive emails and making physical threats against Sony and other US organizations that would show the film “The Interview.” This black comedy film is about the assassination of Kim Jong Un, NK’s Supreme Leader. President Obama has […]

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North Korea Quashes Free Speech, Liberals Stand By

Once it became clear that Sony had been intimidated into withdrawing “The Interview” because it offended North Korea, one satirist stood up to make his own film, but liberals have been shy to support it. Liberals claim to support free speech, liberty and all things apple pie, but liberal bastions like Fark and Reddit have […]

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North Korea, Rodman to Make Motion Picture About Obama for Revenge

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – (satireworld.com) Korea’s Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-Un, angry about the movie “The Interview,” has announced plans that his country will produce an action adventure film based on true events that will not portray President Obama and other high ranking officials in a positive light. The film will be made using a 1998 […]

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Kim Jong Un Vows to Fight Obesity in North Korea: Turns Down 240M Happy Meals from UN!

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korea’s new reverend leader, Kim Jong Un, appeared in Pyongyang Square in honor of Kim Il Sun’s (RIP) 100th birthday and took the opportunity to opine as he looked at things from his own perspective while reviewing all 1.2M men and women in the standing army as they goose […]

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Sent To His Room Without Supper

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a pre-emptive cyber strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive cyber attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to […]

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Suddenly Re-Appears…Sees His Shadow…Eight More Months Of Cheesy Propaganda

North Korea – (satireworld.com) North Korean Leader-for-Life Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance in five weeks. The official state media reported Tuesday that Jong Un was in splendid health and swam in frigid water for almost 25 miles, climbed 12,000 foot Mt. Un Lin by himself, then bedded 12 prostitutes to prove his […]

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North Korea’s Kim Jung Un Discovered Safe

North Korea…The Land of Enchantment – (satireworld.com) Kim Jung Un, North Korea’s diminutive dictator, has been discovered safe and sound.  The country’s President for Life had not been seen for several weeks and had international political experts theorizing that his government had been overthrown.

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North Korea Warns of ‘State of War’ Between Satire World and Pyongyang After Photos Emerge

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld) The war of words has heated up in recent days between the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, aka North Korea, and a respected American online publication known for its cutting edge humor. Satireworld.com says threats of being in a state of ‘war’ have surfaced after a series of photos were […]

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North Korea Files Human Rights Complaint to UN over US Abortions/Executions: Then Culls Basketball Team!

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama’s Medal of Basketball Freedom recipient Dennis Rodman, left North Korea depressed after Kim Dung Ugh over ruled his picks for the National Team and sentenced them to death for shooting 1 fer 23 from the free throw line, matching Obama’s infamous record.

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North Korea Fires Rockets in Show of Force!

DMZ- Korea (SatireWorld.com) Protesting the lack of media coverage ever since the Boston Bombings swept North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s childish antics from the breaking news, North Korean medium range rockets splashed into waters bordering the Hermit Kingdom.

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Amazon.com Reports Kim Jung Un Has Ordered 1000 Pressure Cookers

DMZ-North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korean Leader Kim Jun Un has ordered 1000 pressure cookers to be shipped to Pyongyang, according to a sales report released by Amazon.com. The dimunitive dictator, said a spokesman for the company, is either “wanting a bunch of kim chee really fast or is going to try to copycat the […]

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Movie Review: Hollywood Hypocrites Still Sitting in the Left Wing Seats

Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky – (SatireWorld.com) President Obama continues to try to ram gun control legislation down the throats of the American people using his Democratic left wing rhetorical BS, bogus firearm background check statistics and crusading liberal activist gun control organizations.

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North Korea Becoming President Obama’s Munich

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea is a boil on the ass of the world needing lancing, yet President Obama continues to treat this rogue regime as if they can be negotiated with. Sounds like Iranian déjà vu all over again.

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Kim Jong Un Invites Jane Fonda To Visit North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Kim Jong Un, current dictator of North Korea, has invited “Hanoi” Jane Fonda to visit his country. The actress, exercise video star, and political activist is most famous for her stance on the Vietnam War and her treasonous acts towards the United States Government and individual American soldiers during that […]

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Once Mothballed US Battleships New Jersey, North Carolina, Iowa, and Missouri Sail Once Again Toward North Korea

Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean – In a scene reminiscent of a WWII era news reel, four of America’s remaining battlewagons steamed across the Pacific Ocean on their way to combat stations off the shores of Communist North Korea.

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MSNBC-‘North Korea Suffers From a Failure to Communicate’

Pyongyang North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Kim Jong Un the Supreme Leader of North Korea spoke at a meeting of the Supreme People’s Assembly about building more nuclear weapons and the economy being his priorities. He also warned that the Korean Peninsula had entered a “state of war.”

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MSNBC Reports……France Surrenders to North Korea

Paris, France- (SatireWorld.com) Not waiting for shots to be fired in their direction, the French government officially hoisted a gigantic white flag over Paris this morning signaling their intent to capitulate to North Korean demands made earlier this week by Kim Jong Un.

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Secretary of State Kerry Travels to Pyongyang North Korea

Pyongyang NK- (SatireWorld.com) North Korea cancelled the 1953 cease-fire agreement ending the Korean War, citing US efforts that resulted in additional UN sanctions over their nuclear testing as well as ongoing US/South Korean joint military drills. China also backed tough UN sanctions, as Beijing is fed up with the North Korean leadership constantly ordering Chinese […]

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North Korea Unveils Massive Nuclear Arsenal During Annual Military Parade

Pyongyang, PRNK-(SatireWorld.com) The Peoples Republic of North Korea staged a massive armaments parade down the capitol’s main boulevard with hundreds of curiously ‘yellow’ painted ballistic missles. Marchers carried signs denouncing the ‘running dog imperialists’ as warmongers and a threat to the peaceful citzens of ‘the best country on Earth.’

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North Korea Promises ‘Retaliatory March’ Against US Soil

Somewhere in North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea threatened the United States on Thursday with a preemptive ‘retalitory march’ by 100,000 North Korean soldiers, raising the level of rhetoric while the U.N. Security Council considers new sanctions against the reclusive country.

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