ArchivesTag : North Korea

America 2016-North Korean Army Asked To Enforce ‘Gun Collecting’ By Obama Administration

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Future….. Faced with an unprecendent fifth night of rioting in America’s largest southern cities, Barack Obama has officially asked North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to send a full division of PRNK crack troops to restore order and collect all guns in several large cities.

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Kim Jung Un Vows to Fight Obesity in North Korea: Turns Down 240M Happy Meals from UN!

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korea’s new reverend leader, Kim Jung Un, appeared in Pyongyang Square in honor of Kim Il Sun’s (RIP) 100th birthday and took the opportunity to opine as he looked at things from his own perspective while reviewing all 1.2M men and women in the standing army as they goose […]

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Obama and Kim Jong-un Look at Things and Each Other Across Korean Border!

The DMZ Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Standing behind bullet proof teleprompters and wearing a Kevlar reinforced Air Force One leather jacket, President Obama, “The One” stared through binoculars at his nemesis, Kim Jong “UN” across the dangerous DMJ between North and South Korea.

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Obama Visits Korean DMZ-Gets Mooned By North Korean Leader Kim Il Jung

The DMZ in Korea – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama is opening his pitch for faster work to lock down nuclear material that could be used by terrorists while he took an up-close look at the nuclear front lines along the heavily militarized border with volatile North Korea.

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Assassinated By Ninjas

Pongyon Pong Do, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) North Korean media is calming its citizens tonight after a team of trained ninja assassins snuck into North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un’s room overnight and assassinated the new leader while he was on a business trip in Beijing where he was believed to be purchasing several hundred golf […]

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North Korea’s New Leader, Kim Yong Un Sent To His Room Without Supper

North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) The reclusive leaders of North Korea have sent the world’s newest international bad boy, Kim Jong Un, to bed last night without his supper! The action was partially for his belligerant behaviour against the world community and mostly because there's really no food left in the country anyway!

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Whoopie Goldberg Says…”Communism Is A Great Concept.”

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Coming off an apparent fart she popped while on live TV last week, Whoopi Goldberg declared on her show “The View” Tuesday that communism is “a great concept” that “makes perfect sense.”

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No. Korea’s Kim Jong-Il’s Recent ‘Eddie Van Halen Tribute DVD’ To Be Re-released In Honor Of His Death

People Democratic Republic of North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) American singer Marie Osmond had reportedly spent three weeks as the guest of North Korea’s strongman Kim Jong-Il shortly before his death. According to sources they are both fans of dancing, singing, and various types of popular music, and have made several homemade movies together at the […]

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Hitchens Meets Kim Jong II; It Doesn’t Go Well!

The Pearly Gates – (SatireWorld.com) Well, to say I was gobsmacked would be an understatement after running into “The Dear Leader’ unexpectedly in GOD’S waiting room! The little North Korean BASTARD is even shorter and weirder than I imagined, especially after he was forced to remove his platform shoes and comb his hair before entering […]

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Il Finds ‘The Perdition Buffet’ Not To His Liking

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) According to North Korean television, Kim Jong Il, North Korea’s longtime leader, died of heart failure while dining on his personal train. He was 69 or 70 depending on which birth version you believe.

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UK David Cameron To Ask North Korean Army To Restore Order In Riot Torn British Cities

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Faced with an unprecendent fifth night of mob rule in Britain’s largest cities, Prime Minister David Cameron has officially asked North Korean leader Kim Jung Il to send a full division of PRNK crack troops to restore order in several cities. Cited as a cheaper way to advance the rule of […]

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Rose Bowl Parade Officials and the North Korean Army Marching Deal For 2014

Pasadena, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Rose Bowl Parade officials sent an official notice to members of the elite North Korean Army’s womens precision marching corp. The letter gave notice that due to recent international nuclear tensions, the participation of the 5,000 man North Korean precision marching army will not be wanted. The annual parade is used […]

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North Korea Threatens US Claiming Hundreds Of Nuke Missles During Army Parade

Pyongyang, PRNK-(SatireWorld.com) The Peoples Republic of North Korea staged a massive armaments parade down the capitol’s main boulevard with hundreds of curiously ‘yellow’ painted ballistic missles. Marchers carrying signs denouncing the ‘running dog imperialists’ as warmongers and a threat to the peaceful citzens of ‘the best country on Earth.’

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North Korea’s Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il, Spotted In Speedo Swimsuit Off South Korean Coast

South Korea (satireworld.com) North Korean leader, Kim Jong Il, made a rare appearance on North Korean television by celebrating the New Year off the rocky and mine encrusted Pusan Beach in North Korea. He was wearing his trade mark red Speedo that barely covered his enormous crotch.

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North Korean Leader Vows To Make Snooki A Real Star By Placing Her In A Missile Nose Cone

Pyongyang-(satireworld.com) North Korea’s Kim Jong Il was sadly disappointed over the drunken escapades of MTV’s Snooki during the final segment Jersey Shore. He promised the Italian midget a one-way trip to real stardom, if she should choose. He plans to have his military place her on a three-stage Long Dong missle and have her strapped […]

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