ArchivesTag : NRA

Maybe The Cure For Gun Violence Is Right Under Our Noses

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Whenever you hear the politicians on the left, or their supportive media friends, start talking about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right have thoroughly researched the issue and have come up with a form of Gun Control that makes common sense, […]

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A Second Poll Shows Americans OPPOSE Assault Weapons Ban for First Time Ever

New York City – (satireworld.com) Wow! Times they are a-changing! A second national poll from a major media outlet in the past week has found a majority of Americans now oppose a ban on so-called assault weapons even after the New York Times published an editorial on its front page supporting a ban and tougher […]

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Christmas Gun Sales Soar As Obama’s Gun Control Warnings Fall Flat

Tallahassee, FL-(satireworld.com) After a series of brutal terror attacks here and home and abroad by ISIS, Americans are taking self-protection matters into their own hands as Obama’s rhetoric of more threatened gun control falls on deaf ears. As Florida resident Kerry Morgan put it……”He’s just a bluster of wind blown from a donkey’s butt about […]

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Amid Gun Control Hysteria, Obama Calls For Ban On Shotgun Weddings

OREGON – (satireworld.com) Determined to circumvent Congress, President Obama has decided on his first executive order related to gun control. He’s ordering a ban on shotgun weddings, typically defined as any wedding that takes place quickly, usually to avoid embarrassment because of a pregnancy.

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SatireWorld Celebrates ‘Santa and Machine Guns’ Event

SatireWorld Range and Dinner Club, USA Nothing says Christmas like a staff photo with Santa and an AR-15! Just ask the writers at SatireWorld as they pose with jolly Ol’ St. Nick and some high-powered firearms: AK-47s, grenade launchers and machine guns.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #83

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Anti-Gun Mom Group Rally Fizzles….Only a Handful Show Up!

Via Truth Revolt – (satireworld.com) Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America called on their troops to join the “stroller jam” outside of Targets Shareholders meeting in Dallas to protest open carry in their stores. Unfortunately for them, a group of 12 showed up.

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MSNBC’s Chris Hayes Looks Like An Idiot After Gun Challenge Aimed At NRA

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) On May 22 MSNBC’s Chris Hayes expressed amazement that he has heard no response from the NRA to a smart gun “truce” offered them on May 5 by a New Jersey State senator who is at the forefront of anti-gun activity in her state.

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Post British Handgun Ban….Result? Handgun Crime Doubles!

Via WSJ (SatireWorld.com) Americans are determined that massacres such as happened in Newtown, Conn., never happen again. But how? Many advocate more effective treatment of mentally-ill people or armed protection in so-called gun-free zones. Many others demand stricter control of firearms.

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72 Killed and 200 Wounded During Early Morning Gun Confiscation Grab In Boston

Boston – (satireworld.com) National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19 by elements of a para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.

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Americans Feel Safer With A Firearm In Their Home by 2 to 1 margin

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) By a margin of slightly more than two-to-one, Americans overall would feel safer with a gun in their house than not, but less than a quarter of Democrats agree, according to a new survey.

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NRA Supports New Gun Control Initiatives

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Whenever you hear the left talk about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right researched the issue and have come up with Gun Control that makes common sense, especially after you examine the data on past gun related murders.

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Those Darn Gun-Toting Conservatives Are To Blame….Well, Maybe Not!

Anywhere, USA For years now we have lived through the terrible tragedy of random shootings and mass murders at the hands of gunmen. Each and every-time the media covers the story for days on end and usually heaps blame via pundits or reporters on the NRA, gun rights supporters, gun owners, and even retailers who […]

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The Modern Day ‘Harvey Girls’….Harvey Weinstein’s Attempt To Screw The NRA On His Famous ‘Casting Couch’

. Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) War on Women? Sexism? Wealth sharing? Gun control? Job equality? Liberalism? Yes, those are the talking points of today’s left, but the icons of the movement sing a different tune when it pertains to themselves and their personal attitudes. The true hypocrits in our modern culture attempt to bend traditional […]

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Famous Hollywood Douchebag To Produce Anti-NRA Movie

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Notoriously nasty Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein said he and actress Meryl Streep are going to make a movie taking the NRA “head-on” and that the gun rights group “will wish they weren’t alive after he’s done with them.” Weinstein made these comments Wednesday on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show.

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NFL says-“Miley Dry Humping On Stage During Super Bowl Halftime OK – But No Advertisers Who Sell Guns’

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Taking a page from Michael Bloomberg’s anti-gun playbook, the NFL banned a prospective advertiser from placing a multi-million dollar pro-Second Amendment ad during the upcoming Super Bowl. The Daniel Defense company’s 60 second commercial stated the right to a citiizen self defense and defending one’s family and showed no firearms […]

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US Center for Disease Control Gun Violence Report Quietly Released….Last June!

Atlanta, GA – (SatireWorld.com) In the wake of recent mass shootings, the reaction from the left was to skewer responsible gun owners by passing restrictive laws that would’ve never prevented the tragedies in the first place. Non-deterred and faced with pressure from the radical left in his own party, Obama instructed the Center for Disease […]

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The Top 20 Things A Guy Should Never Say At A Shooting Range

SatireWorld.com Most mistakes out on the target range can get you reprimanded or worse, thrown off the range for safety violations. But one miss-word can be equally as bad, especially if said to other shooters who just might take it the wrong way. So, here’s SatireWorld’s top 20 of shooting range no-no’s.

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NRA: 1 Million New Members Since January 2013!

Houston TX – (SatireWorld.com) Never ever doubt the resolve of Americans to protect their liberties when they are being threatened.

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Common Sense Wins! NRA Soundly Defeats Obama and the Left-Wing Biased Media

Washington, DC – In the immediate aftermath of the tragic Newtown murders, Obama and His Media joined forces to exploit the deaths of innocent children for all it was worth…With a series of laws that would have done absolutely nothing to stop the very crime they were exploiting. This naked political move to leverage the […]

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Biden Fires 2 Warning Blasts from Shotgun at Korean Food Mart!

Washington, DC -(SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden unleashed his inner self this morning as he was involved in a ‘drive by’ past a Korean food mart in Washington which left two South Korean shoppers in ‘serious, but stable condition.”

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Bloomberg’s Trips To Burmuda Hide-a-Way Include His Personal Armed Guards In No-Gun Burmuda!

New York City – (SatireWorld.com) In another classic example of ‘do-as-I-say,but not-as-I-do New York’s anti-gun mayor makes sure he’s well protected when abroad. A recent example is Bloomberg’s weekend get-a-ways to his lavish Burmuda retreat where armed NYC police are part of his entourage in violation of Burmuda’s strict no-gun policy.

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Chicago…Dead Last In Federal Gun Law Enforcement….But First In Harrassing Law Abiding Gun Owners!

New York, NY- (SatireWorld.com) National Rifle Association executive vice president Wayne LaPierre asked a marvelous question on NBC’s Meet the Press Sunday.

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Obama set to appear In “Guns & Ammo” Reality Show with Ted Nugent!

Barack Obama thinks Ted Nugent is an NRA wild man…On the other hand, Ted Nugent thinks Obama is just a plain old asshole. The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following his 6 episode golf series “The Haney Project’, white house staffers have announced President Obama’s outreach to ‘bitter clingers’ as he takes shooting lessons with outspoken […]

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Gun Hunters Say….It’s Time To ban Senator Dianne Feinstein

Denver, CO – What is not being mentioned in the Main Stream Media is that hunters, many of whom use semi automatic rifles with high capacity magazines, provide more food for the homeless than any other group of people.

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NYC Mayor Bloomberg’s Anti-Gun Messenger Actually Likes Shooting Assault Rifles!

New York City, NY One of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s top gun-control lobbyists in Colorado appears to enjoy firing the very guns he is working to restrict.

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Will You ‘Stand Up and Fight?’

By Wayne LaPierre Before I tell you how the NRA and our members are going to Stand And Fight politically and in the courts, let’s acknowledge that all over this country, tens of millions of Americans are already preparing to Stand And Fight to protect their families and homes.

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NRA, Gun Manufacturers Fete Obama as “Salesman of the Year!”

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The NRA today announced they were naming Barack Hussein Obama ‘Community Organizer of the Year’ after his authoritarian assault on the 2nd Amendment has sent gun and ammunition manufactures into overdrive and putting thousands of skilled craftsman to work!

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Meet Actor Jim Carrey…SatireWorld’s Asshat of the Week

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) One-time funnyman Jim Carrey joins a long list of celebrity liberals who think the lives of those who share a different philosophy than theirs may not be worth all that much.

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NRA: ‘Obama has spent his entire political life railing against the 2nd Amendment’

NRA Headquarters Amid much skepticism about whether President Obama does actually go skeet shooting, the White House yesterday released an official photo of the president doing just that. The National Rifle Association, however, was rather dismissive.

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