ArchivesTag : Obama administration

US Congress Actually Did Something Bipartisan, Really?

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Emergency rooms all over the USA suddenly experienced a huge influx of Coronary Infarction (heart attacks) patients on September 29, 2016.

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Barack Obama Officially a Parasite: Scientists Name Worm After President

Washington, DC (Via AP) It’s no Nobel Peace Prize, but Barack Obama has a new honor to brag about. Scientists have named a parasite after him – and there’s no worming out of it. Meet Baracktrema obamai, a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles’ blood. A new study officially names the two-inch-long, hair-thin creature […]

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Trump: Hillary’s Back Injury Due To Kick Starting Her Vibrator

Trump Tower, New York City – (satireworld.com) At a Wednesday press conference Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his opponent’s health and vitality and especially her ability to govern 24/7 without succumbing to bouts of pain in which she might require doses of powerful medications which he felt could cloud good judgement […]

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Why the DNC’s Favorite Muslim Is A Hypocritical Self-serving Jackass

PAUL BEDARD Via: Washington Examiner The father of a Muslim-American soldier killed in Iraq who is caught up in a war of words with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is an immigration lawyer who specializes in a highly controversial program accused of letting immigrants buy their way into the U.S.

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Floyd Wankfiend Gets His Head Around Inscrutable Mandarin Tongue

New York City – (Satireworld) The last time he tried his lick (luck? -Ed) at Chinese Whispers some crinkly oriental ass-hairs got jammed between the molars, triggering a slimy tongue-and-cucumber-sandwich attack. The furtive maneuver eventually cost Goldbum Sux shareholders a cool $100bn as His Honor the Judge sided with the plaintiff before coming down hard […]

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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

The White House – (satireworld.com) On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

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GSA asks for Competitive Bids on Cleaning up the White House and Other Federal Buildings

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The General Services Administration (GSA) has asked for competitive bids to clean up the White House (including the old Executive Office building); Department of State; Environmental Protection Agency (EPA); the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS); Internal Revenue Service (IRS); and Federal Communications Commission (FCC) buildings; and the US Capitol […]

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Jersey shore middle schooler suspended for selling Taylor Ham Sandwiches to starving classmates!

Allenhurst, NJ – (satireworld,.com) An enterprising 8th grade student from Allenhurst, NJ made the news this week after being suspended from Oakhurst Grammar School for trying to help out a few of his friends that were starving thanks to Michelle Obama’s Draconian school lunch mandate.

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Putin’s Secret Medical War Against Obama – Calls President A ‘Dickhead’

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

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Cash for Clunkers II

Detroit MI – (satireworld.com) General Motors (GM) Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Mary T. Barra announced that a tentative agreement has been reached with the Obama Administration’s National Highway Transportation Safety Administration (NHTSA) to buy back all 18 million recalled GM automobiles for $550 billion. The money will be refunded to the automobile buyers.

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New Law Firm Opens for Business on K Street in Washington DC

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) This morning the Nation’s Capital awoke to a new law firm being resident on K Street in the District of Columbia. Clinton, Jackson, Shinseki, Sebelius, Lerner and Carney LLC are available to handle cases involving litigation against the federal government, specifically Executive Branch incompetency.

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Alan Grayson: ‘My Wife Of 24 Years Is a Bigamist! No Alimony For Her!’

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) When U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson married his wife, she was already wedded to another man, according to a new court filing by the congressman’s lawyers, seeking an annulment on the basis of bigamy.

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Who Is Really the Domestic Terrorist? A Satireworld Editorial

A SATIRE WORLD EDITORIAL So… the Honorable Ex-Senate Majority Leader from Nevada (Mr. Harry Reid) believes that all of the people who once showed up to protest the treatment of the rancher in his home state are “Domestic Terrorists.” Does he also believe that the people who showed up to support Trayvon Martin were also […]

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SNL in Kiev: Biden Plays Himself in Skit leaving Putin Laughing his Arse off!

Chicken Kiev – (satireworld.com) The Obama regime’s traveling comic review arrived in Kiev over the weekend in the form of VP Joe Biden and his stand up comedy act in an effort to cheer up morose Ukrainians.

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

America 2014…No wonder kids stay out of sight playing on their iPads and smart phones!

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Democratic Women Turn To Having Dogs Rather Than Children

New York City – (satireworld.com) America’s next generation of youngsters could be four-legged and might howl at the moon if millions of Gen-X female democrats have their way and avoid childbirth.

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How Can This Be? Well, It Just Happens To Be A Coincidence, Right?

Washington, DC By Don Fredrick Funny how things just happen to Obama and those around him. It’s almost like a ray of golden light beams down from Heaven and annoits the Messiah in its golden light…Yeah, but that’s just a coincidence, right?

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200 Million Americans Sign Petition for Washington DC to Secede from the US and Become Part of the United Kingdom

Boston MA – (satireworld.com) A petition has been placed on the White House website calling for Washington DC to leave the USA and rejoin Great Britain. Over 200 million Americans have signed this petition. The White House will respond to any petition that receives 100,000 signatures in 30 days and this secession petition has far […]

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Political Newspeak, You Can’t Make This Stuff UP!

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) A few reasons why the groundhog Punxsutawney Phil went back into his burrow to hibernate for six more weeks of winter.

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America: No Country for Old Veterans With Character Who Paid their Dues!

View from Away: A Satire World State of the Union Address. If you were born in the 40’s today’s new progressives and ‘millennials’ tell you ‘you’re living in the past’, and by inference no longer have any relevance: hence Obama’s Death Panels, barricades over memorials built in you honor, and charges of ‘arsonists, racists, and […]

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Pelosi on Federal Spending Cuts: the cupboard is bare! FLASH: Obama finds $100M ‘lying around’ for Detroit!

Detroit, MI – (SatireWorld.com) Despite the Obama administration saying “we’ve cut government spending to the bone,’the fraudulent claims that there’s no money to cut in bloated, fraudulent and wasteful government budgets was revealed when miraculously Obama has managed to find a few crumbs ($100m) to send to Detroit where it will be immediately flushed down […]

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Jesse Jackson takes a page from Robert Mugabe: Asks for UN Sanctions against FL and redistribution of land and wealth.

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Jesse Jackson, legend in his own mind, and self anointed successor to Martin Luther King announced he was going ‘all in’ with a policy attacking the state of Florida which he called an ‘apartheid” entity in need of ‘reform.”

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Old Obama Had an Administration

The children’s classic song/nursery rhyme about a farmer is updated for the current Democrat occupant in the White House. Feel free to add your own verse and continue the lyrics.

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Poll: Obama Approval Collapses!

A new poll from CNN finds President Obama’s approval dropping 80 points since May. Today, just 3% of voters approve of his handling of the Presidency, the other 17% are afraid they’ll lose their EBT cards if they say anything.

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President Obama to Open a Shoe Shop

Chicago IL- (SatireWorld.com) President Obama upon leaving office in 2017, or before, intends to open an upscale shoe boutique in the windy city featuring a high end line of footwear. Vice President Joe Biden is to manage the business finances, just as he did the $850 billion federal government stimulus package. The shoe lines from […]

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Editorial: Susan Rice Needs to Apologize to the American People

A SATIREWORLD EDITORIAL: Obama administration apologist, White House senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer made the rounds of the five Sunday talk shows. He invoked illogical arguments as to why President Barack Obama wasn’t told about the IRS scandal and defended his boss about the response to the Islamic terrorist attack on the US Embassy in Benghazi […]

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LGBT & NBA PICK OBAMA AS “Indeterminate Gender Person of Year!”

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) The liberal media and the NBA were gushing with admiration for America’s first ‘Amorphous President’ as they bypassed breaking stories on ‘live’ abortions by Planned Parenthood, the unraveling scenario of scandalous incompetence in Benghazi, and dithering malfeasance regarding welfare terrorists in Boston as President Obama awarded bench sitting NBA player Jason […]

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Peace in Our Time: OBAMA ANNOUNCES JUDEO-CHRISTIAN QE2 Cruise Going NOWHERE!

Hamilton, Bermuda, April 1, 2013. The White House Travel Agency announced the President’s latest gambit to promote Judeo-Christian Unity in view of his waning popularity in Hollywood, Palm Beach and Tel Aviv by Chartering the Queen Mary 2 to celebrate the upcoming days of Passover, Palm Sunday, and Easter rolled up in one big cluster.

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Axelrod and Election Team off to Kenya to Help George Obama’s Write In Candidacy for President!

Nairobi, Kenya -(SatireWorld.com) Continuing on his path of political meddling which resulted in the surprise turnout for an Italian Comedian (oxymoron?), and the humiliation of his preferred candidate, Barry Obama is also taking a personal stake in this coming Monday’s Kenyan presidential election.

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