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Blountstown,Florida Disappears from Google Map! Now Shown as ‘Area 52!”

Blountstown, FL- (SatireWorld.com) The small panhandle town that sparked a gold rush after nuggets were found strewn all over farmer Van Peebles farm, has apparently disappeared!

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The Honey Moon is Over! Cameron names Sally Bercow as Ambassador to US in ‘Tit 4 Twat’ exchange as Twitter War heats up!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Reports that President Obama will soon name Vogue editor and poodle look alike Anna Wintour as Ambassador to Great Britain, resulted in a rapid defensive response from #10 as Dave Cameron announced his plans to return the favour by appointing Sally Bercow as the realm’s spokesperson in Washington.

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Sandra Fluke Misses Period, Retains Gloria Allred in Faulty Condom Suit Against Obama!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The poster child for government funded promiscuity is not taking any chances after she reportedly missed her November period and is ready to sue just about everybody over free defective government supplied birth control measures.

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US Taxpayers Spent $1.4 Billion on Obama Family vs $54 Million For The British Royal Family

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Move over Queen Elizabeth, the US taxpayers have set a record for personal for the First Family with annual spending now surpassing the $1.4 billion dollar mark for fiscal year ending October, 2012.

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In June, More Workers Filed For Disability Than Were Hired In The Private Sector

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) More workers joined the federal government’s disability program in June than got new jobs, according to two new government reports, a clear indicator of how bleak the nation’s jobs picture is after three full years of economic recovery.

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After Receiving $500 Million Loan, Al Gore Backed Fisker Electric Motor Car Company Lays Off Workers

Wilmington, DE – (SatireWorld.com) In yet another setback for President Obama‚Äôs clean energy loan programs, the recipient of more than a half-billion dollars in federal loan guarantees is laying off workers at their Delaware and California operations. This comes on the heels of other energy failures in which of the top dozen solar companies that […]

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Obama Administration Orders I.N.S. and Border Patrol to Arrest Santa Claus

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administration has given instructions to the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the Border Patrol, Customs, and the Department of Homeland Security to hold and arrest Santa Claus if he is seen entering the United States on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Additionally, an all points bulletin and arrest warrants have […]

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New Healthcare Plan Allows Free Abortions. Speaker Pelosi Looks To Shorten The Abortion Waiting Period To One Year

Washington,DC (SatireWorld.com) With the advent of National Socialized Medicine, Democratic supporters squeaked in a provision in the last moments before a vote that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one.

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