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Obama To LGBT Community…”I want to feel your pain!”
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Within days of announcing his support for gay marriage, Barack Obama has planned to attend almost 75 homosexual related campaign dinners in various parts of Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami, and New York. Dubbed the First’Gay’President, Obama announced to homosexual leaders how he…”Wants to feel their pain!”
Full StoryTravolta on Tom Cruise: He’s a Nice Boy, But He Just Rubs Me the Wrong Way!
Hollywood,CA – (SatireWorld.com) Turmoil in the dark halls and secret closets of Scientology today after it was disclosed that two of the cult’s biggest stars , “Tiny Tom” Cruise, and “Big John” Travolta experienced a great deal of “friction” in their long running relationship with the mysterious group and each other.
Full StoryElizabeth Warren Assails Scotland Yard over “Red List” replacing “Black List” for “Sensitivity Reasons!”
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Embattled Senate Candidate Elizabeth Warren, still digging her own grave concerning her alleged Native American roots, doubled down over Scotland Yards new ‘sensitivity policy’ requiring that the terms ‘Black List” and ‘White List’ be struck down in order to promote racial harmony.
Full StoryAfter Reading Facebook Valued At $95 Billion, Internet Inventor Al Gore Sues For Unpaid Royalties
Oakridge, TN – (SatireWorld.com) Former United States Vice President and Internet inventor Al Gore filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court against Facebook. Gore claims that the social networking giant, which was recently valued at $95 billion, has never paid him the 2% royalty that he should be receiving.
Full StoryStop Me if You’ve Heard This One: a Dwarf, A Commie and a Neo Nazi Run for President in France….What Could Go Wrong?
Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) Following France’s Presidential election one thing is most certainly clear; the European Union is doomed, and what’s left of the bankrupt fragile coalition will most certainly go down in flames as riots erupt across the continent this summer.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I got me a problem in school. I got an “F” on my spelling test and am gonna get in real trouble when my momma sees the paper.
Full StoryChicago NATO Meet: Evac Plans Ready, No Fly Zone, Martial Law, Secret Service Vetts Hookers!
Obamaland, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Downtown Chicago, including Lake Shore Drive, is preparing to defend itself against ugly demonstrations planned by the Taliban and OWS activists during the May 1-21 Obama/NATO Fundraiser hosted by Hussein Obama at the $1m a plate dinner to be held in the Empire Room of the famous Drake Hotel.
Full StoryLindsay Lohan Gets Access to Medicine Cabinet in Super Secret Presidential War Room!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In keeping with President Obama’s pledge for “Transparency”, it was announced that Lindsay Lohan was the latest Hollywood ‘celebrity’ to get access to the formerly super secret “Situation Room” at the White House.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Yesterday, you ran a picture of the President on a urinal screen. I’d love to piss on one of them myself (aiming for his mouth, of course).
Full StoryObama Administration To Remove White House Rose Garden and Install Presidential Swimming Pool and Hot Tub
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration announced that a major remodeling and renovation of the White House grounds will take place this spring and summer. The Rose Garden, a fixture since being planted during the Woodrow Wilson administration, will be removed to install an in-ground fiberglass pool and hot tub. A charcoal grill [...]
Full StoryFrance’s Sarkozy Invokes EU Law Against ‘Dwarf Tossing’ in Bid to Maintain Power!
Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) Diminutive French President Nicholas Sarkozy, behind in the polls and threatened with being the first one term president since 1981, called on the Council of Ministers in Brussels to enforce their rules against ‘Dwarf Tossing’ as he struggles to win re election.
Full StoryMichelle Likens Barry to Thomas Edison and 2nd Coming: He’s Brought Light Into the World!”
Greenwich, Connecticut – (SatireWorld.com) Michelle Obama in a fund raising speech at a $100,000 vegetarian buffet in Greenwich, Connecticut, where she hosted a horde of stay at home Hedge Fund Wives and Mistresses,(HFWMs) deified her husband as the next coming and the world’s savior, saying ‘he is the Light, and his word is the Way! [...]
Full StoryDWS Appears on “Hardball” with Chris Matthews after Ironing out a ‘few kinks!”
Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Democratic National Charwoman Debbie WasherWoman (sic) Schultz is crediting Satire World for her long over due make over which critics say has turned her into “Miss Piggy” from an unappetizing Wart Hog!
Full StoryHilary Rosen: If Ann Romney Had to Work, She Would Have Been a Lesbian Too!
Hilary Rosen, the DNC activist and frequent White House visitor and advisor on political talking points, who accused Ann Romney of ‘never having to work in her life’ doubled down today saying ‘unlike Ann Romney and Sarah Palin, I’m still a Virgin!”
Full StoryDWS Hosts Palm Beach Obama Fundraiser; $40K Gets You “Buffet Rule” Waiver!
Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) After shutting down Palm Beach Airport and then causing grid lock on I-95 to accommodate his triple digit high speed motorcade, Obama arrived at Frenchman’s Creek, a high end gated community to be received by hordes of “Bieber Fever’ middle aged woman wearing crotchless tennis skirts chanting ‘FOUR MORE YEARS [...]
Full StoryObama Takes Credit for Foiling International Car Theft Ring after Chevy Volts Catch on Fire in Ship!
San Diego, CA – (SatireWorld.com) THE MAN is everywhere, from threatening the Supreme Court, adding fuel to a racial tinderbox, maintaining that only HE can accurately predict the weather, in addition to controlling the tides, terminating Osama bin Laden, and now single handedly breaking up an international car theft ring!
Full StoryNYT Fuels Race Fire Calling Sanford Shooter “White Hispanic!” Half-White African American President Mum On Black Panther Bounty!
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The NYT has once again shown it’s true colours by further fanning the flames of a tragic shooting in Florida, by labeling the shooter, George Zimmerman, a WHITE HISPANIC, pushing the AP Style Book to the ‘limits of disbelief.’
Full StoryObama and Kim Jong-un Look at Things and Each Other Across Korean Border!
The DMZ Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Standing behind bullet proof teleprompters and wearing a Kevlar reinforced Air Force One leather jacket, President Obama, “The One” stared through binoculars at his nemesis, Kim Jong “UN” across the dangerous DMJ between North and South Korea.
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