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Administration: There is no God but Barry. God is Dead, Long Live Obama!
Chicago, IL- (SatireWorld.com) On the new Obama Organizing for America (OFA) religious site the president’s Chaplain Jeremiah Wright and High Priest Louis Farrakhan debuted their new prayer to go along with their demands that followers tithe 25% of their union wages for the new religious order of Obama.
Full StoryThe Empire Strikes Back: Obama to Nationalize Liberal Print Media to Foil Bargis Tryhol!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following yesterday’s WSJ’s follow up story to a SW exclusive, a proposed conservative buyout of the nation’s most liberal, and misleading print media, President Obama has resorted to deceased socialist dictator Hugo Chavez’s playbook: Nationalize them!
Full StoryMASSIVE IPO CAUSES PANIC IN MAINSTREAM MEDIA AS SATIRE WORLD ANNOUNCES PENDING ACQUISITIONS!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Staffers at the Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, the UK Guardian, the New York Times and the Chicago Tribune took a non binding vote TO QUIT after reports the Koch Brothers, Rupert Murdoch and Bargis Tryhol were about to buy out the failing publications!
Full StoryYOU KNOW YOU’RE IN TROUBLE WHEN….
SatireWorld Essay: If the citizens of this country had any doubt that their country had lost its way and was floundering in the new era of diversity, multi-culturalism and redistribution, let them put those doubts to rest right now!
Full StoryBoston Crime: 1200 Community College Students Deported as “persons of non-interest’ in Cover Up!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World undercover sources now report that over 1200 students from ‘overseas’ have suddenly vanished from a Boston Community College, (which can not be named due to a White House Blackout) after traces of gun powder, batteries, circuit breakers and free Obama cellphones have been traced back to Dzhokhar Tsarnacv’s dorm [...]
Full StoryCHOOM, BOOM and DOOM; COLORADO OBAMA POT RALLY ERUPTS IN GUNFIRE
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com) In an organized display to show solidarity with the current White House regime, thousands turned out in Denver to celebrate 4/20, a day in April that will live in infamy as the country goes up in smoke!
Full StorySupport for Broken Boston Pours in from White House: Obama Promises ‘flyover’ Soon to Show Support!
Boston,MA – (SatireWorld.com) While president Barack Obama has yet to make a public appearance concerning the apparent terror attack in Boston leaving several dead and at least a hundred maimed, the White House announced that in a show of support and solidarity he would commission a symbolic ‘flyover’ in Air Force 1 on his way [...]
Full StoryBoston Explodes; Luckily Obama safe in Bunker after 4 Putting 11th hole on Andrew’s Air Force Base!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) White House spokesman Jay Blarney (sic) met with WH reporters in emergency session to assure the nation that Obama was perfectly safe after a series of explosions in Boston at the finish line of the Kennedy Memorial IRA marathon!
Full StoryRecent spate of rapper shootings around the country prompts Obama to act ‘for the children’, Bans Bieber Recordings!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The president stated that the shootings threaten the future of the industry, the history of black culture in America, the reduction in the voting population, the Black Shopping Network, and the eradication of role models for our ghetto children who will grow up without a black rapper to worship.
Full StoryBiden Fires 2 Warning Blasts from Shotgun at Korean Food Mart!
Washington, DC -(SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden unleashed his inner self this morning as he was involved in a ‘drive by’ past a Korean food mart in Washington which left two South Korean shoppers in ‘serious, but stable condition.”
Full StoryWhite House Coup: Jarrett Assumes Command of Crisis Center As N. Korea Prepares to Launch!
White House Bunker, April 1, 2013 (year of the rat-f****er) Palace insiders are confirming that in the wake of imminent threats from North Korea, backed with support from Iran, President Obama has had what is charitably claimed to be a ‘Brain Cramp’ forcing him to turn over the defense of the country to Dominatrix in [...]
Full StoryFinally, Obama Takes Credit for Something: STI’s up 19.7M Since 2008 Erection(sic)
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama administration finally has something to crow about, and White House Spokesman Jay Blarney (sic) was quick to point it out at a hastily called news conference this afternoon.
Full StoryY.M.C.A. to Change Name to Young Men’s Christian Militia
Beaver Tail, WA – (SatireWorld.com0 The Y.M.C.A., an organization founded in 1844, is going to change it’s name in the United States in order to help members defend their 2nd Amendment rights. The group, which was founded on the principles of developing a healthy mind, body, and spirit, believes that these must also be protected.
Full StoryChris Christie Resigns as New Jersey Governor to be White House Taste Tester
Trenton, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) Chris Christie, the Republican Governor of New Jersey, has announced that he will resign his position to become the official taster for the Obama White House. Christie said that he was frustrated with his inability to make the all-you-can-eat buffet the official lunch of his state and to install one in [...]
Full StoryRyanaire Purchases New ‘Stripper’ Fleet from South Carolina American Manufactuer
Spartanburg, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Boeing Aircraft in South Carolina, a right to work state, announced today the signing of a massive 150-200 unit contract for their new “737 Stripper” to the Irish Airlines noted for their frugal “Mystery Flights to Somewhere.”
Full StoryObama Moves to Implement ‘CyprusCare’ To Fund More Vacations!
The White House announced today they were investigating a new fund raising method to insure that the Presidential Vacation/Travel budget would not be affected by the Sequester imposed by the President!
Full StoryTasteless! Obama refuses to eat after mysterious deaths leave position of Taster to the President unfilled!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House has linked the President’s obvious weight loss to their inability to fill the “Food Taster’ position after a series of coincidental and unexplained deaths by at least 3 former union workers who held the dubious job.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, When you get a case of the trots or the Hershey squirts, some people call it a case of the “runs. Do they call it that because:
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