ArchivesTag : obama

Mental Health and Gun Control

Vienna Austria – (satireworld.com) Dr. Sigmund Freud III spoke before the Austrian Psychology Association (APA) on the 135th anniversary of the founding of Psychological Research. The meeting was held at the Kursalon Vienna Concert Hall. The attendees were the notables of the psychology world and all 1744 seats of the main hall were filled, plus […]

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Obama Gathers Top Brass For Game of RISK to Plan Syria Strategy

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Desperate to find some kind of strategy for dealing with Syria, now that Russian President Putin has caught the Obama administration without a plan, President Obama summoned his top military advisers to the White House today for a high-stakes game of RISK in hopes of coming up with a plan.

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Putin Assumes Control in Middle East But Can’t Take Selfies For Sh*t

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Russian President Putin has launched airstrikes in Syria, effectively neutering President Obama and his weak Middle East policy. While Mr. Obama’s policy has been to destroy the part of ISIS that is neither Islamic nor extremist by playing tiddlywinks, Putin is using firepower, kicking ass and taking names.

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Breakthrough Memory Implants Make it Possible to Forget Obama Was Ever President

LOS ANGELES – (satireworld.com) A scientific breakthrough has given tens of millions of conservatives a glimmer of hope – it may soon be possible to completely forget Barack Obama was ever elected President of the United States in the first place. This current reality, in which a community organizer has brought shame on the greatest […]

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Pope Presser Awkward Because Obama Keeps Answering to ‘His Holiness’

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) It was a confusing and awkward meeting today when two of the most famous men on the planet, one held in high regard by Catholics and the other worshiped by Democrats, held a joint press conference that was at best uneven, highlighted by starts and stops.

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Obama Opens White House to All Muslim Youths Who Invent Suspicious Devices

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) After a teenage Muslim boy in Texas was arrested for bringing what appeared to be a briefcase bomb to his school, President Obama said it was imperative that America embrace these young, inventive minds and he invited the young man to the White House. The teen claimed the device was a clock […]

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Ayatollah Says Israel Destroyed in 25 Years, Obama Says He Can Do Better

IRAN – (satireworld.com) Ayatollah Khamenei, the dictator of Iran, said today that with approval of the ill-conceived, John Kerry negotiated nuclear deal with his country, Iran would be able to wipe Israel off the face of the earth in twenty-five years. When news of the threat reached the White House, President Obama laughed and said, […]

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Jailed Kentucky Clerk Confused, Just Following Obama’s Lead

KENTUCKY  – (satireworld.com) County clerk Kim Davis was just released from jail after her refusal to issue same-sex marriage licenses in her office. Davis insists that doing so would violate her religious beliefs and so she has become a conscientious objector. Surprisingly, she is a Democrat AND a Christian. In other words, she’s on the […]

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Patriots Win…Patriots Win!!!

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) Not since Bobby Thompson hit his shot heard round the world in 1951 has the sports world been so electrified after a Federal Judge overturned NFL commissioner Roger Goodell’s draconian penalties against NE Patriots quarterback Tom Brady!

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Black Cows Lives Matter

Norfolk VA – (satireworld.com) PETA, a whacko animal rights organization, has introduced a new program called “Black Cows Lives Matter.” This program includes protecting Black Angus steers, Holstein cows (black and white blotches), black sheep, black cats, black dogs, black squirrels, black sea bass and Rhode Island Red chickens. Eating of any of these domestic […]

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Trump Just Purchased 2016 Election, Will Paint White House Gold

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) The Donald announced today that because he was tired of listening to all the crap in the media about Hillary Clinton’s inevitability in 2016, he has called the media’s bluff and paid enough voters to back him – they’re now all under contract to do so – that his run […]

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President Obama Guilty by Association Using Illegal Aliens

SAN FRANCISCO  – (satireworld.com) In the latest case of the death of an American caused by an illegal alien who should have been deported under previous immigration policy, a San Francisco woman was killed while posing for pictures with her family on Pier 14. Thanks to the quick action of eyewitnesses and law enforcement, the […]

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White House Interns Scurry to Cover their Arse after Obama and Supremes make Buggery LAW OF THE LAND!

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Shortly after Obama ordered the White House to be bathed in the LGBT floodlights after the Supremes legalized sodomy and crimes against nature, fear and loathing lowered morals among young unpaid Ivy League male interns in the White House.

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Fake News Story About Gunman Killing 37 in Tunisia Confirmed by Obama

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) News reports, possibly from The Onion, circulated a story today about a tragedy in Tunisia involving a crazed gunman opening fire at a beach in that country and killing 37 innocent people on holiday before being shot dead by police. Reports stated that five of the dead were Britons.

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Hillary Campaign Promise: “I’ll Only be Half as Disappointing as President Obama Has Been”

NEW HAMPSHIRE – (satireworld.com) In a soaring speech that brought her crowd of supporters to their feet, Hillary Clinton today made her most inspirational case for why she should be the next president of the United States. She tossed red meat to her base by promising that, if elected, she will only suck half as […]

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Rachel Dolezal: “Money’s Too Tight to Mention – and it’s Racist Too”

SPOKANE – (satireworld.com) Ethnically challenged activist/professor, Rachel Dolezal, has now enlightened us all about how psychologically damaging our currency is to our national well-being since it is covered with pictures of old, white men. How non-whites have managed to survive these last two hundred years despite this affront to their senses is unclear. She doesn’t […]

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Obama threatens Supremes: May appoint himself to Supreme Court as his agenda turns to Ca-Ca!

Stuttgart, Germany – (satireworld.com) After 9 pints of good German Beer, Obama’s petulant behavior came to the front as he took aim at the Supreme Court for even hearing the latest challenge to his destructive health care policy causing chaos in the US!

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Obama Says Clinton Foundation is Model For Future Barack and Michelle Foundation

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The Clinton Foundation is mired in scandal and that suits the First Couple just fine. “Scandal is about all we know,” Mr. Obama said in outlining his future plans for a slush fund, er, foundation bearing he and his wife’s names. “We’re so impressed with the things the Clinton’s have managed […]

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Obama Has Climate Change Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With Earth Day approaching this week, President Obama is escalating his fear-mongering tactics about the damage Climate Change is doing to our planet. In fact, the President sent millions of his supporters into a panicked frenzy today by tweeting the ominous message: “This is the only planet we’ve got.” The shocking […]

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Clinton Camp Unsure How to Embrace Obama Administration

DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Now that the announcement has been made, that Hillary Clinton will run for President in 2016, the question for her campaign is how and how much should they embrace the Obama administration. There is much discussion among Hillary aides on the question of optics regarding this issue.

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#NOT READY FOR HILLARY!

Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.

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After Iran Success, Obama Inks Deal as Foreign Policy Priceline Negotiator


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WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With all humans on the planet agreeing that President Obama and John Kerry negotiated the shit out of that whole Iran/Nukes deal, Mr. Obama has landed a sweet gig as the new Priceline Negotiator – Foreign Policy Division. The original, semi-retired Priceline Negotiator, William Shatner, will still handle all price negotiating […]

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French react rudely after reminder of inglorious Surrender in WW11!

Paris, France – (satireworld.com) An American Tourist & war veteran was stoned and deported after caught at the Grand Palais Charles DeGaulle statue chanting : HANDS UP DON’T SHOOT!”

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“Alluh-u-Akbar, Pass the Ketchup;” John Kerry books trip to Oslo to accept Nobel Prize after selling out free world!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) John Kerry was polishing up his Nobel Acceptance speech after praising himself for hammering out a nuclear accord with Iran which granted them everything to ensure control of the entire mid-east while funding continued terrorism in the process.

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Italian Federation of Christian Pizza makers launch #Go F****You fund raiser to send LBGT Protesters to Iran!

Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com) Joey Gombadino, spokesman for the Italian Federation of Christian Pizza Makers (IFCP) said he launched the fund raiser to collect money to send all the LBGT protestors to Iran so they could “protest their ass off while getting stoned out of their mind!”

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Obama Implores Those Attending Speech in Boston to be More Like Ted Kennedy

BOSTON – (satireworld.com In a speech Monday at the Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the U.S. Senate, President Obama asked the audience to imagine what a wonderful world it would be if we could all just learn to be more like Uncle Ted. He went on to espouse the wonderful qualities of the late senator, […]

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Harry Reid admits he preferred a sharp stick in the eye rather than obscurity after 2016 elections!

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Five term Nevada Senate demagogue “Dirty”Harry Reid finally fessed up to poking himself in the eye with a sharp stick rather then face the possibility of enduring humiliation and possible criminal prosecution after decades of self dealing, corruption, nepotism and blackmail should the GOP win in 2016 and return the […]

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Obamacare Celebrates 5th Birthday But Nobody Comes to Party

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The balloons, streamers, and cake are all ready at the White House as little Obamacare celebrates his first birthday today. Unfortunately, due to the way the youngster has behaved the last five years, only a few close family members attended the party. Nobody was more upset at the dismal turnout than […]

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Obama Blasts Republicans For Holding Loretta Lynch Hostage

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In his Saturday address to the nation, President Obama spoke angrily about how Republicans in the Senate were holding Loretta Lynch hostage. Lynch is the president’s pick to be outgoing Attorney Activist Eric Holder’s successor. Her confirmation has been delayed due to wrangling on other bills between Senate Democrats and Republicans.

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Race Pimps Confused Over Red Substance Showing Up on Them

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) During a taping of MSNBC’s Morning Joe show this morning, the nation’s head race pimp, Al Sharpton, stopped mid-sentence and noticed a strange, red substance breaking out on his fingers and dripping down his wrists and forearms when he held his arms up. Sharpton had been in the middle of […]

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