ArchivesTag : obama

Ayatollah Says Israel Destroyed in 25 Years, Obama Says He Can Do Better

IRAN – (satireworld.com) Ayatollah Khamenei, the dictator of Iran, said today that with approval of the ill-conceived, John Kerry negotiated nuclear deal with his country, Iran would be able to wipe Israel off the face of the earth in twenty-five years. When news of the threat reached the White House, President Obama laughed and said, […]

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Jailed Kentucky Clerk Confused, Just Following Obama’s Lead

KENTUCKY  – (satireworld.com) County clerk Kim Davis was just released from jail after her refusal to issue same-sex marriage licenses in her office. Davis insists that doing so would violate her religious beliefs and so she has become a conscientious objector. Surprisingly, she is a Democrat AND a Christian. In other words, she’s on the […]

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Patriots Win…Patriots Win!!!

BOSTON – (satireworld.com) Not since Bobby Thompson hit his shot heard round the world in 1951 has the sports world been so electrified after a Federal Judge overturned NFL commissioner Roger Goodell’s draconian penalties against NE Patriots quarterback Tom Brady!

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Black Cows Lives Matter

Norfolk VA – (satireworld.com) PETA, a whacko animal rights organization, has introduced a new program called “Black Cows Lives Matter.” This program includes protecting Black Angus steers, Holstein cows (black and white blotches), black sheep, black cats, black dogs, black squirrels, black sea bass and Rhode Island Red chickens. Eating of any of these domestic […]

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Trump Just Purchased 2016 Election, Will Paint White House Gold

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) The Donald announced today that because he was tired of listening to all the crap in the media about Hillary Clinton’s inevitability in 2016, he has called the media’s bluff and paid enough voters to back him – they’re now all under contract to do so – that his run […]

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President Obama Guilty by Association Using Illegal Aliens

SAN FRANCISCO  – (satireworld.com) In the latest case of the death of an American caused by an illegal alien who should have been deported under previous immigration policy, a San Francisco woman was killed while posing for pictures with her family on Pier 14. Thanks to the quick action of eyewitnesses and law enforcement, the […]

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White House Interns Scurry to Cover their Arse after Obama and Supremes make Buggery LAW OF THE LAND!

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Shortly after Obama ordered the White House to be bathed in the LGBT floodlights after the Supremes legalized sodomy and crimes against nature, fear and loathing lowered morals among young unpaid Ivy League male interns in the White House.

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Fake News Story About Gunman Killing 37 in Tunisia Confirmed by Obama

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) News reports, possibly from The Onion, circulated a story today about a tragedy in Tunisia involving a crazed gunman opening fire at a beach in that country and killing 37 innocent people on holiday before being shot dead by police. Reports stated that five of the dead were Britons.

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Hillary Campaign Promise: “I’ll Only be Half as Disappointing as President Obama Has Been”

NEW HAMPSHIRE – (satireworld.com) In a soaring speech that brought her crowd of supporters to their feet, Hillary Clinton today made her most inspirational case for why she should be the next president of the United States. She tossed red meat to her base by promising that, if elected, she will only suck half as […]

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Rachel Dolezal: “Money’s Too Tight to Mention – and it’s Racist Too”

SPOKANE – (satireworld.com) Ethnically challenged activist/professor, Rachel Dolezal, has now enlightened us all about how psychologically damaging our currency is to our national well-being since it is covered with pictures of old, white men. How non-whites have managed to survive these last two hundred years despite this affront to their senses is unclear. She doesn’t […]

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Obama threatens Supremes: May appoint himself to Supreme Court as his agenda turns to Ca-Ca!

Stuttgart, Germany – (satireworld.com) After 9 pints of good German Beer, Obama’s petulant behavior came to the front as he took aim at the Supreme Court for even hearing the latest challenge to his destructive health care policy causing chaos in the US!

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Obama Says Clinton Foundation is Model For Future Barack and Michelle Foundation

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The Clinton Foundation is mired in scandal and that suits the First Couple just fine. “Scandal is about all we know,” Mr. Obama said in outlining his future plans for a slush fund, er, foundation bearing he and his wife’s names. “We’re so impressed with the things the Clinton’s have managed […]

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Obama Has Climate Change Added to FBI’s Most Wanted List

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With Earth Day approaching this week, President Obama is escalating his fear-mongering tactics about the damage Climate Change is doing to our planet. In fact, the President sent millions of his supporters into a panicked frenzy today by tweeting the ominous message: “This is the only planet we’ve got.” The shocking […]

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Clinton Camp Unsure How to Embrace Obama Administration

DES MOINES, IA – (satireworld.com) Now that the announcement has been made, that Hillary Clinton will run for President in 2016, the question for her campaign is how and how much should they embrace the Obama administration. There is much discussion among Hillary aides on the question of optics regarding this issue.

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#NOT READY FOR HILLARY!

Realizing that it’s only April I began to shutter in HORROR as it dawned on me we will be bombarded ad nausea with projectile vomiting, lying, vile invectives from the LEFT as we head into the Presidential election debacle.

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After Iran Success, Obama Inks Deal as Foreign Policy Priceline Negotiator


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WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) With all humans on the planet agreeing that President Obama and John Kerry negotiated the shit out of that whole Iran/Nukes deal, Mr. Obama has landed a sweet gig as the new Priceline Negotiator – Foreign Policy Division. The original, semi-retired Priceline Negotiator, William Shatner, will still handle all price negotiating […]

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French react rudely after reminder of inglorious Surrender in WW11!

Paris, France – (satireworld.com) An American Tourist & war veteran was stoned and deported after caught at the Grand Palais Charles DeGaulle statue chanting : HANDS UP DON’T SHOOT!”

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“Alluh-u-Akbar, Pass the Ketchup;” John Kerry books trip to Oslo to accept Nobel Prize after selling out free world!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) John Kerry was polishing up his Nobel Acceptance speech after praising himself for hammering out a nuclear accord with Iran which granted them everything to ensure control of the entire mid-east while funding continued terrorism in the process.

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Italian Federation of Christian Pizza makers launch #Go F****You fund raiser to send LBGT Protesters to Iran!

Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com) Joey Gombadino, spokesman for the Italian Federation of Christian Pizza Makers (IFCP) said he launched the fund raiser to collect money to send all the LBGT protestors to Iran so they could “protest their ass off while getting stoned out of their mind!”

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Obama Implores Those Attending Speech in Boston to be More Like Ted Kennedy

BOSTON – (satireworld.com In a speech Monday at the Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the U.S. Senate, President Obama asked the audience to imagine what a wonderful world it would be if we could all just learn to be more like Uncle Ted. He went on to espouse the wonderful qualities of the late senator, […]

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Harry Reid admits he preferred a sharp stick in the eye rather than obscurity after 2016 elections!

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com) Five term Nevada Senate demagogue “Dirty”Harry Reid finally fessed up to poking himself in the eye with a sharp stick rather then face the possibility of enduring humiliation and possible criminal prosecution after decades of self dealing, corruption, nepotism and blackmail should the GOP win in 2016 and return the […]

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Obamacare Celebrates 5th Birthday But Nobody Comes to Party

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The balloons, streamers, and cake are all ready at the White House as little Obamacare celebrates his first birthday today. Unfortunately, due to the way the youngster has behaved the last five years, only a few close family members attended the party. Nobody was more upset at the dismal turnout than […]

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Obama Blasts Republicans For Holding Loretta Lynch Hostage

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In his Saturday address to the nation, President Obama spoke angrily about how Republicans in the Senate were holding Loretta Lynch hostage. Lynch is the president’s pick to be outgoing Attorney Activist Eric Holder’s successor. Her confirmation has been delayed due to wrangling on other bills between Senate Democrats and Republicans.

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Race Pimps Confused Over Red Substance Showing Up on Them

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) During a taping of MSNBC’s Morning Joe show this morning, the nation’s head race pimp, Al Sharpton, stopped mid-sentence and noticed a strange, red substance breaking out on his fingers and dripping down his wrists and forearms when he held his arms up. Sharpton had been in the middle of […]

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Kim Kardashian admitted after breakdown when she wakes up and can’t find her arse with both hands!

+Paramedics called to the Kardashian household after screaming fit disturbs neighborhood during panic attack by latex loser Kim Kardashian. +British media at a loss for words. +Neighbors in uproar over ass geeks trodding on lawns +Reports of one ass cheek growing larger than the other. (satireworld.com) According to one of the attending medics Kim was […]

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How To Piss Off A Driver With An Obama Bumper Sticker Still On Their Car

Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Getting even with Obama-bots can be fun! Making them furious is even more fun!

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Sharpton, Holder Want Federal Charges for Hurt Feelings

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) After a meeting this week between two mental midgets, Eric Holder and Al Sharpton, it was decided that there needs to be a lower threshold for racist attorneys to be able to bring federal charges against non-blacks in any kind of criminal case involving a black man or woman. They both […]

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Rudy Giuliani Now Reveals the President Has a Little Dick Too

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) Speaking to a group of conservatives just before they all head to CPAC later this week, Rudy Giuliani told a crowd today that President Obama ‘not only doesn’t love America, but the President also has a little dick’. The crowd reacted with little emotion since most conservatives have long suspected […]

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President Suffering From Vertigo Due to Constant Spinning About Religion

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama was admitted to a DC area hospital today after complaining to aides of dizziness. After an initial examination, doctors determined the President was suffering from vertigo, due to his constant spinning on religion lately. The vertigo was the worst during and just after the President’s remarks today at the […]

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Hillary Adviser John Podesta Wants UFO Disclosure, Not So Much on Other Topics

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Outgoing Obama adviser, John Podesta, says his greatest regret about 2014 is not giving the American people the truth about UFO’s. “I believe the American public is ready to handle the truth. They deserve that, and we ought to give it to them because after numerous Freedom of Information requests, it’s […]

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