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Studies Funded By Stimulus Plan Show Positive Correlation To Long Suggested Theorems
White House Rose Garden – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama boasted in Washington D.C. that studies funded by his 2010 Stimulus Plan have proven that long suspected theories were actually correct. From an impromptu news conference from the Rose Garden, the President was puffed up with pride, seemingly wanting to show Republicans that he was right [...]
Full StoryPoll: 46% of Americans Believe the Main Stream Media CNN,CBS,ABC,NBC,MSNBC Is Biased and Leans Toward Obama
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A strong plurality of voters believe economic conditions in the United States are getting worse, not better, according to a new poll for The Hill and believe the $85 billion package of cuts known as the sequester will only make things worse.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I’ve been watching the news about this new Pope thing going on over there in Italy. That Benedict feller announced a month ago that he was quitting, and they are just now finishing building the special chimney for the smoke for them burning ballots.
Full StoryObama set to appear In “Guns & Ammo” Realty Show with Ted Nugent!
Barack Obama thinks Ted Nugent is an NRA wild man…On the other hand, Ted Nugent thinks Obama is just a plain old asshole. The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following his 6 episode golf series “The Haney Project’, white house staffers have announced President Obama’s outreach to ‘bitter clingers’ as he takes shooting lessons with outspoken [...]
Full StorySon Malik Obama says Dad Was against gun control: Carried a rod in his pocket and had 5 wives and 14 children!
Niarobi, Kenya – (SatireWorld.com) Failed Kenyan politician, Malik (Roy) Obama, first son amongst many fathered by Barack Obama Sr, says”Dad was very loose with his cannon, and it would go off indiscriminately leading to my very large family of siblings including my kid brother ‘Lil Barry!’ He was adamantly against any form of gun control [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, The current administration is trying to remove our First Amendment rights, our Second Amendment Rights, bankrupting the country, and now is planning on using Drones against citizens of this country inside of this country. There is talk that they want to change the Constitution to get Obama more terms in office. [...]
Full StoryPresident Obama Asks Secretary Of State Kerry To Plan State Visit With King Vitamin
US State Department – (SatireWorld.com) In his continuing effort to pander to all of the foreign Heads of State, U.S. President Barack Obama requested that his new Secretary of State John Kerry schedule an official visit with King Vitamin.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard tell that this woman sued McDonald’s because she put her cup of hot coffee between her legs, spilled it, and burnt herself. She got a million dollars or something and now places got to warn folks that coffee is hot.
Full StoryEven With Government in Financial Crisis, Obama Hires New Czars
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Even with the government in financial crisis, President Barack Obama announced the appointment of several new Czars to work with his cabinet. His Czar posts come with a Washington D.C. office, a $250k per year salary, a secretary (paid), an executive assistant (paid), an intern (paid), a driver (paid), and an expense [...]
Full StoryBob Woodward Declares Reports of his Suicide in Marcy Park ‘Premature!”
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Luckily for investigative reporter Bob Woodward, known for his Watergate coverage, the White House continues to be unable to handle even the most simple task, as spokesman Jay Blarney announced the suicide death of Woodward at a press conference early this morning.
Full StoryObama Administration Asks Department of Education to Add “R” Word to List of Banned Words
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration has requested that the Department of Education to add the “R” word to the list of banned words or phrases that will not be taught in schools. They are also seeking to have the word removed from all media and to have it automatically replaced with a series [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I got me a question on that disease called “Chicken Pox.” Do you get it from: touching raw chicken, being around live chickens, eating chicken, being around dead chicken parts, or being a chicken. We ain’t sure which.
Full StoryItaly in Chaos after Axelrod meddles in election, Comedian Surges, Dow Plummets: It’s a Joke, Right?
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) Most of Europe, including the US, is in financial turmoil after the Obama Cabal meddled in the recent Italian elections, using Chicago Slime-Dog David Axelrod to orchestrate the campaign of the current Prime minister who managed to gain just 10% of the votes leaving the corrupt country in shambles!
Full StoryUniversity of Illinois Sued After Rejecting Student’s Master’s Thesis For Political Reasons
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) The Fighting Illini will take their fight to court. The University of Illinois is being sued by a student in their Masters in Political Science program after they rejected his Master’s Thesis on what he claims are “Political Reasons.”
Full StoryNBC to Debut “Little Barry and the Choom Gang” Show for Children in September
Rockerfeller Center, NYC- (SatireWorld.com) NBC Network, in cooperation with the newly created cabinet department (The Department of Truth), will jointly produce and air ‘Little Barry and the Choom Gang’ beginning with the 2013-2014 school year in September. The show will follow the exploits of Little Barry Obama (the fictitious son of President Barack Obama) and [...]
Full StoryObama Led by his own Hubris on Road to Perdition While Country Flounders!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Anyone who thought ‘the second coming’ of Obama the Messiah after the election was going to lead to a ‘kindler gentler more partisan’ presidency was tragically mistaken, if not down right delusional.
Full StoryWith Teleprompter Down, Obama Has To “Wing It” on Turkey Hunting Questions
Lincoln, NE – (SatireWorld.com) In an effort to appear more as an “Everyman” and as a shooter and gun owner, President Barack Obama recently admitted that he likes to go Turkey hunting. The President admitted to being a sportsman to try to deflect criticism that he is anti-hunting, anti-gun, and wants to eliminate the 2nd [...]
Full StoryAmericans Concussed: Slapped Up Along Side the Head and Seeing Double: It’s Hillary in 2016!
New York City, NY- (Satireworld.com) A mega wealthy Greek (NPI), whose daughter was appointed an ambassador thanks to his massive fund raising efforts, has announced unequivocally that Hillary Clinton will be our next president in 2016, 2020, and by then of course HERE COMES CHELSEA!
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