ArchivesTag : obamacare

Shark Tank’s Mark Cuban…. Another Hillary Enabler Who Hasn’t A Clue

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) Monday night on “CNN Tonight,” supporter of Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, said Clinton did nothing wrong because the person who set up her email should have set up “filters and alerts that said any email that came with a classified header.”

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Thanksgiving Circa 2025 – Now Called….’National Day of Substantial Regret’

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com) “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. The 800 inch TV sound system made hearing his wife’s words difficult to Winston’s ears.

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Obama: “Chill, Refugee Vetting Database Run by Same Company That Did Obamacare Website”

WASHINGTON – (satireworld.com) President Obama, tired of hearing critics “pop off” about his plan to import tens of thousands of future Democratic voters from Syria, is trying to allay fears that the vetting process for incoming refugees is not adequate enough.  He said the process need not be made more complicated by Congress.

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Supreme Court Passes RobertsCare, Makes Shitty Healthcare Bill Law of Land

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The Supreme Court today passed the nation’s new healthcare law, RobertsCare, and the United States will now have to live with the consequences from here on out. Congress has failed the American people by tucking their tails between their legs when they had the chance to stop the law, but Chief […]

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US House Passes TPA

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) In the finest tradition of Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), “you have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it,” the US House of Representatives passed the Transgender Penis Act (TPA).

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Obama Announces Solution to Gender Inequality

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Obama has long felt that solving “Gender Inequality” is a close second to solving “Climate Change” on the nation’s national priority list. At a Rose Garden press conference the president indicated a solution has been proposed called “Genital Equality.”

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It’s Not Just Delivery …..It’s Obamacare Regulated Pizza!

Ann Arbor MI: (satireworld.com) Domino’s Pizza is being plagued by a section of ObamaCare which requires large chain restaurants to have signs in their shops showing the calorie content of all the ingredients contained in the purchased food item, e.g. pizza.

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Obama declares national day of mourning after Debbie Wasserman Schultz Euthanized! Special Edition Full Color Photos!

Fort Lauderdale, FL – (satireworld.com) Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson […]

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Obamacare Celebrates 5th Birthday But Nobody Comes to Party

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) The balloons, streamers, and cake are all ready at the White House as little Obamacare celebrates his first birthday today. Unfortunately, due to the way the youngster has behaved the last five years, only a few close family members attended the party. Nobody was more upset at the dismal turnout than […]

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This Valentine’s Day Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Forget candy and flowers, they’ve been done to death for Valentine’s Day. This year, show your love by forcing your special someone to sign up for something they probably don’t want – Obamacare! Who wouldn’t want to be surprised with that?! After all, nothing says love more than a bloated, unsuccessful […]

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Gruber Goes “Caveman” in Front of Congressional Committee

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In front of congressional heavyweights on Capitol Hill today, Jonathan Gruber, the smartest man in his own mind, instead played dumb during a hearing today about previous statements the MIT economist had made concerning the deception he used to help sell Obamacare.

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President Hospitalized for Sore Throat, Obamacare Used, Death Panels Called In

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) President Obama was taken to Walter Reed hospital today after complaining of a sore throat for the last couple of weeks. After several tests, doctors determined the President has acid reflux due to not following his wife’s rigid food guidelines – so he has more crap to deal with when he […]

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Miami Marlins Use Obamacare Math to Sign Player to $325M Contract

MIAMI – (satireworld.com) The Miami Marlins have decided it’s smart to pay ONE player a record $325 million for the next 13 seasons. Wow. Let that sink in for a moment. Giancarlo Stanton will make approximately $25 million a season and that breaks down to around $154 thousand a game.

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Barack Obama: The Short-Term Memory President

BRISBANE, AU – (satireworld.com) While still on his Asian capitulation tour, President Obama was asked about the Jonathan Gruber PR mess as it relates to Obamacare. The President once again said this morning that he had just been briefed on the issue today. “Just found out about this today” should have been the slogan for […]

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2014 “Douchebag of the Year” Award Winners Announced

NEW YORK CITY  – (satireworld.com) This year’s winners of the “Douchebag of the Year” Award were revealed last night, and the results were quite shocking to the elitist crowd in attendance. Many thought this was Speaker of the House John Boehner’s year, after coming so close last year. Others thought it would be Ben Affleck, […]

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Healthcare.gov Website Exuding Arrogant, Narcissistic Personality

WASHINGTON D.C.  – (satireworld.com) Round two of the Obamacare sign-ups is upon us and many Americans are wary of logging on because of the unprecedented clusterf*@k the website proved to be last year. The roll out in 2013 proved to be one of the biggest exhibits of incompetence ever seen by any administration, ever. Something […]

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Foreign Diplomats Receive ‘Free Obamacare’ Under ACA Plan Loophole

Washington, DC – via Washington Free Beacon Foreign diplomats stationed in the United States are eligible to receive subsidized healthcare benefits as part of the Affordable Care Act (ACA), prompting concern on Capitol Hill over the Obama administration’s inability to explain the loophole.

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President Obama Wants to Move the USA Fore-Ward

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama desires to move fore-ward with his domestic agenda and leave his progressive legacy on the United States. The Golfer in Chief feels his administration’s federal agency scandals and incompetency; US Constitution violations; overspending (budget deficits/national debt); over taxing, over regulation; and foreign policy debacles around the world need to […]

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After F.C.C. Rules “Truth in Advertising” Laws Apply to Political Ads, Politicians Scramble to Overturn Law

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The Federal Communications Commission ruled today the “Truth in Advertising” laws must also be applied and enforced on all political advertisements and commercials.  The political scramble in Washington D.C. and other major cities was quick and decisive as:

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Obamacare Architect Emanuel Wants You Dead by Age 75

Washington D. C. – (satireworld.com) Über liberal and one of the architects of Obamacare, Ezekiel Emanuel, has decided to die at the age of 75 if he lives that long. His reason? Life isn’t really worth living beyond that age and you are starting to become a drag on society by that age as well. […]

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Drinking Prune Juice is Now Mandatory Each Morning in the US Congress

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Hidden in the fine print of the Affordable Care Act (ACA), ObamaCare, is a mandatory requirement that all members of Congress over 60 years of age must drink a 12 ounce glass of prune juice before each morning session. That’s what happens when you “pass a bill and have to read […]

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Letter to President Obama

Jo and Alex Smith Phoenix AZ: Dear Mr. President. My wife Jo and I decided to take early retirement at 62 and 63, respectively. Our house is paid for, our kids have gone through college paid for by us working two jobs and are now married. We own two 10 year old paid for automobiles, […]

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Tempers Flare at Environmental Town Meeting

Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky – (satireworld.com) An emergency meeting of the Pizmo Beach Town Council was called by the Council President Philbert to discuss complaints about the impact of Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) regulations on the lives of local residents.

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‘Abortion Barbie’ Wendy Davis (D-TX) Pledges Legalized Abortions Even After Full Term Birth

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) Several Wendy Davis for Governor supporters signed a petition on Wednesday demanding lawmakers legalize “fourth trimester” abortions. The petition, which was circulated outside of the Wendy Davis for Governor election center by an undercover SatireWorld reporter. He told Davis supporters the petition was aimed at sending “a message to our lawmakers […]

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Flo to Use Charm to ‘Perk-Up’ Obamacare

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Flo, the permanently perky face of Progressive Insurance, has been named new Secretary of Health and Human Services replacing outgoing HHS czar Kathleen Sebelius. President Obama made the announcement last night.

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Global Warming Blamed For Women’s Worldwide Vagina Cool Down

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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How Can This Be? Well, It Just Happens To Be A Coincidence, Right?

Washington, DC By Don Fredrick Funny how things just happen to Obama and those around him. It’s almost like a ray of golden light beams down from Heaven and annoits the Messiah in its golden light…Yeah, but that’s just a coincidence, right?

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Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Election Day Approaches

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November mid-term elections.

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Taliban Ceasefire after reports 71 Virgins on Strike Due to Confusion in signing up for Obamacare!

Kabul, Afghanistan – (satireworld.com) In a surprise move that took Nato forces off guard, Taliban fighters in Afghanistan declared an indefinite ceasefire until Obamacare glitches can be worked out according to a tribal spokesman which have led to all 71 Virgins going on a walk out.

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