ArchivesTag : Occupy Wall Street
Tub-O-Lard Michael Moore Heckled AT OWS Rally…The $50 Million Dollar Man Loses Face, Then Devours 6 Pizzas
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) Perrenial fat man in a workingman’s clothes, director Michael Moore may sympathize with the 99 percenters who form the group Occupy Wall Street, but he got a bit of a rude reminder that he really isn‘t one of them at a rally in New York city’s Zuccotti Park on Saturday.
Full StoryThe Occupy Wall Street Website Lists Its Demands Living Up To Obama’s ‘Hope and Change’
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With the Occupy Wall Street crowd growing more desperate as American mainstream support fizzles due to disgusting public behavior at most protest sites, the OWS website has published the groups demands in order to spread the benefits of Obama’s call for Hope and Change across America.
Full StoryOWS Plans Rose Bowl Parade Protest By Forming A Human Float
Pasadena, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The Occupy Wall Street movement are finalizing plans for a scheduled invasion and disruption Jan. 2 at the Rose Parade in Pasadena. OWS announced the action in November when the weather in NYC was turning colder. The protest could bring anywhere from 400 to 40,000 protesters to the internationally televised event.
Full StoryLimosine Liberals Flock To Occupy Wall Street Offering Support Against ‘Tax Dodging’ Business
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) With public parks across the nation being over run by the tattered protesting OWS Millenium masses, stumbling street bums, and other assorted derelicts, a familiar face is missing. You can look amongst dreadlocked protestors holding signs deriding the unfair corruptness of big business and corporations that nary pay their [...]
Full StoryUS To Deploy Predator Drones To Watch Over Occupy Wall Street Demonstrators
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) The Pentagon, working in conjunction with the CIA, has deployed Predator drones to watch over Occupy Wall Street demonstrations at key US cities. Equipped with ultra-high resolution cameras, the drone’s task will be to capture high resolution photos of the demonstrators and forward the images back to the NSA where they [...]
Full StoryTempers Flare As Police Mistake Obama Supporters For Zombies
Foreskin, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Local Foreskin police were tagged, as racist and quick-on-the-gun, after a hastily formed riot squad descended upon a gathering of Barack Obama supporters assembling in a local park.
Full StoryThousands of Gerbils Evicted as Protestors in NYC Crawl Up Each Others Arse to Stay Warm!
NYC, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Animal rights lovers were up in arms today after NYC animal control officers reported a rash of homeless Gerbils after they were evicted from their ‘homes’ during a cold snap and record snowfall in the city and surrounding suburbs!
Full StoryOccupy Madison Protestors Lose Assembly Permit Over Charges Of Public Masturbation
Madison, WI – (SatireWorld.com) Occupy Madison has temporarily been denied an extension in their protesting permit because members of the movement violated “public health and safety conditions.” The group also did not properly fill out the form.
Full StoryBiden’s Gaddafi Moment: Joins OWS; Discusses 2016 Campaign from Tent!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Vice President Joe Biden, yet another of Obama’s failed political schemes, took up the call of America’s Flea Party* and moved into an air conditioned tent for the Occupy Wall Street crowd in NYC as he kicked off his 2016 Presidential Election Campaign, his third after failures in 1988 and 2008 [...]
Full StoryNBA Talks Break Down: Sport’s Richest Players Vow to Join The 99% Occupy Wall Street Sit In!
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) The 113 day lock out of NBA players continued yesterday, threatening to cancel the 2011-2012 schedule as players refused a 50-50 split of revenue, insisting on taking 52% from their employers ‘as only fair and because we want it!”
Full StoryObama Closes Guantanamo Bay. Moves Prisoners To Occupy Wall Street Park
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba – (satireworld.com) City and US government officials have readied Zuccotti Park in downtown Manhattan in anticipation of an arrival of prisoners from the US prison at Guantanamo Bay.
Full StoryOccupy Wall Streeters Proclaim ‘Please Change My Diaper Day’
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) With protestors clammoring for changes that cover everything from responsibility for paying student loans to a complete dismantling of the US government, a new twist emerged when New York City Sanitation Department worries over the fetid smells emanating from protestors which were approaching a calamitous stage of public health concerns. [...]
Full StoryOccupy Wall Street – A Microcosim of Debauchery, Sex, and Drugs
Wall Street, NYC – (SatireWorld.com) What started out as a gathering of people frustrated over what they see as a lack of opportunity in America, their concerns over corporate greed, and the large gap between the poor and rich in America, unemployment, student loans and political corruption, may be developing into something else entirely. Based [...]
Full Story‘Occupy Wall Street’ Exposed! Mere Puppets For The Socialist Party-Thousands Duped!
New York City – (SatireWorld.com) The ‘usefull fools’ brigade is out in full force once again in downtown Manhattan. Thousands of eager, but skillfully duped young people are protesting democratic government, capitalism, and a few other fruitcake ideas to keep the mix interesting. But once you look behind the scenes of scruffy kids and half-baked [...]
Full StoryWasteTards Gather To Protest……Well, We’re Not Sure About What
Wall Street, NYC – (SatireWorld.com) The great unwashed of the Occupy Wall Street crowd rumbled through Wall Street in Manhattan once again, hoisting homemade signs and complaining about everything from Wall Street bankers, to cancelling all student loan payments. Now supported by equally unemployed union thugs with really nice brand new union-made signs stapled to [...]
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