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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympics Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I was watching out little girls compete in the gymnastics on Sunday night with my wife (when the oldest one in the lot is about 16 and carries her teddy bear to the competition, it ain’t the women’s team… it’s the girls team). Anyhow, they got this rule at only two gymnasts [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympic Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, Is it true that Michael Phelps is really the greatest swimmer and greatest Olympian of all times?
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympics Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I seen lots of Chinese swimmers and divers with flesh covered duct tape on their backs and arms and legs. Do you know why they are wearing this?
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympics Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, How come their ain’t no representatives from Hogwarts at the Olympics? I’d have figured they’d at least be represented on the Quidditch team.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column” (Special Olympics Edition)
Dear readers, I am calling this series of columns printed during the London 2012 Olympics my “Special Olympics Edition.” I didn’t even think about the Special Olympics for the handicapped when I came up with that title. Considering that so many of my beloved readers have been in that competition, it may make the London [...]
Full StoryOlympic Organizers Busk On London’s Tube
London(UK) – The organizers of the London Olympics have taken to busking for spare change on London’s transport system in what is thought to be a bid to make back some of the money which has been spent on the Games so far. In an unprecedented move from members of Olympic committee, extreme lengths have [...]
Full StoryLondon Announces Plan To Fund Olympics By Having Pippa Middleton Mud Wrestle Against Ivana Phuque
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The London Olympics, which are currently running a deficit of hundreds of millions of Euros, may soon be profitable. The London Olympic Organizing Committee has announced plans for a special, pay per view event to be held one week before the Opening Ceremonies. That night, Pippa “the ass” Middleton will mud wrestle [...]
Full StoryDespite Requests, IOC Will Not Add Quidditch To London Olympic Games
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Quidditch will not be added to the 2012 Summer Olympic Games as either a regular, medal or as an exhibition sport. Despite millions of requests by Harry Potter fans, the International Olympic Committee has decided that the sport created by J.K. Rowling will not be played in London this summer as [...]
Full StoryIvana Phuque Happy To Announce The Marriage Of Her Brother To Nastia Liukin
Stockholm, Sweden – (SatireWorld.com) Ivana Phuque, the Swedish Speed Skater who won multiple gold medals at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games, is pleased to announce that her brother, Richard “Dick” Phuque is engaged. Dick Phuque will soon marry American gymnast Nastia Liukin, making her Mrs. Nastia Phuque.
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