ArchivesTag : Osama bin Laden
Lindsay Lohan Gets Access to Medicine Cabinet in Super Secret Presidential War Room!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) In keeping with President Obama’s pledge for “Transparency”, it was announced that Lindsay Lohan was the latest Hollywood ‘celebrity’ to get access to the formerly super secret “Situation Room” at the White House.
Full StoryBin Laden’s Widow Gets Her Groove On By Joining ‘Saudi Girls Gone Wild’
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) Alone and penniless for the first time, Fatima Bin Laden was forced to leave Pakistan and find work in her home country of Saudi Arabia after US Navy SEALS put an end to her husband Osama’s career as a world reknown terrorist.
Full StoryProspector Stumbles on Massive Mexico-Arizona Smuggling Tunnel Built from TARP Funds!
Nowhere, Arizona – (SatireWorld.com) A dusty loner, living rough off the land while continuing to look for lost gold mines in Arizona, stumbled onto what is said to be the ‘mother lode’ of pork barrel spending by amnesty loving liberal democrats.
Full StoryReal Story Of Osama Bin Laden Take Down Revealed!
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Surrounded by elite US forces, the Navy SEALS, a confident George W Bush walked out to a bevy of microphones dressed in camo BDU’s and wearing body armor and a pistol proclaiming…. “We killed Bin Laden!”
Full StoryDead Shark With Osama Bin Laden’s Head Inside Washes Up On Miami Beach
Miami Beach, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Coast Guard officials at the South Beach CGS were swamped with calls from beach goers advising Coast Guard officials they found a dead shark on the beach with waht appears to be Osama Bin Laden’s head inside.
Full StoryIt’s Official! Downeast Maine Fisherman Confirms: Osama Dead as a Hake!
McFaddon (far right) recollects the day he waded ashore holding a dry pair of pants for Gen. Douglas McArthur in one hand and his M1 in the other…”Yeah, ya do a favor like that today and everyone would think yer a friggin’ faggot! I’d a shot that Bin Hidin feller just as sure as I [...]
Full StorySecret Osama Bin Laden Autopsy Results Leaked To Press
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) The results of an autopsy performed on Osama Bin Laden after his shooting and capture have been leaked to the press by an anonymous source within The Pentagon. These reveal that it was not a bullet to the head that killed Bin Laden, as was previously released. The terrorist actually died [...]
Full StoryNavy SEALS: Bin Laden Had Nude Photos Of Pippa Middleton On His Computer Thumb Drives
Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Computer experts have being pouring over the treasure trove of intelligence data taken from the Osama Bin Laden compound raid, recent data downloaded from the drives show extensive pornographic material, again proving the al Qeada leader was a dirty old man besides being a homicidal maniac.
Full StoryObama’s Approval Rating Climbs 25% After Bin Laden Death Prompting More Captures And Killings
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama’s approval rating has climbed above 60% for the first time in two years. The soaring numbers were attributed to the recent killing of Osama Bin Laden by Navy Seals.
Full StoryUS Navy SEALS Tell All, “We Popped Osama Bin Laden In The Can”
US Navy SEAL Headquarters – (SatireWorld.com) The leader of SEAL Team 6, Tom K, has given the official version of the brief, but deadly encounter at the once secret location of Osama Bin Laden’s lair. The al Qeada leader was killed before he could grab a weapon, instead throwing his wife into the line of [...]
Full StoryObama Concerned Waterboarding Discussion Over-Shadowing Recent Bin Laden Killing
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The administration’s greatest and only triumph in the past three years is losing the public’s interests as focus is being placed on the techniques used to find the location of Osama Bin Laden versus the actual high tech killing of the homicidal maniac.
Full StoryOsama Bin Laden Aquarium Equipment Best Selling Item In Pet Stores
(SatireWorld.com) Since the death of Osama Bin Laden, aquarium equipment with his image has surged in sales. The air pumps, similar to the little treasure chest bubblers or the diver bubblers that sit on the bottom of the tank, have increased almost 100 fold in sales. Most stores have moved the items, which in many [...]
Full StoryBattleship Game To Introduce Special Osama Bin Laden Edition
To honor the death of the honorless terrorist, the makers of the children’s board game “Battleship” will introduce a special “Osama Bin Laden Edition.” The game is expected to be at toy stores and other major retailers within the next three weeks.
Full StoryHillary’s Twitters About Bin Laden, “He’s in Hog Heaven Now” Turns Arkansas into Muslim Tourist Destination!
Feigning shock, horror, and a distaste for violence, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reacted after watching, in real time, the military attack which finally took out world terrorist Osama bin Laden by uttering “he’s in Hog Heaven Now’ as his body slipped silently into the Arabian Sea.
Full StoryOsama Bin Laden’s Widowed Sheep Say That Raid Was A Baaaaa’d Experience
Islamabad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) The widowed sheep left behind at the death of Osama Bin Laden say that the Navy SEAL raid on their compound was a “baaaaa’d experience,” From their temporary holding pen at the livestock area of the Pakistan capital, the twelve sheep and two camels opened up to reporters for the first [...]
Full StorySources Reveal That Burial At Sea For Osama Bin Laden Required A Huge Toilet
On Board the aircraft carrier Carl Vinson – (SatireWorld.com) Osama Bin Laden, who was shot and killed in his Pakistan compound on May 1st, was buried at sea by U.S. Naval Forces on board the USS Carl Vinson attack aircraft carrier. This was done in accordance with Moslem tradition that burial take place within 24 [...]
Full StoryWhite House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called “invaluable in his service to his country in this time of [...]
Full StoryOsama Bin Laden Won’t Get His 72 Virgins
Mecca, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) Clerics within the Moslem religion have revealed that terrorist and Al-Queda leader Osama Bin Laden will not receive his expected 72 virgins in the afterlife. The mass murderer and director of the 9/11 attacks was killed in Pakistan, but will not be going to any form of heaven, said the [...]
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