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Pet Store Owner Claims Osama Bin Laden Isn’t Dead
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) An English pet store owner claims that Osama Bin Laden isn’t really dead. Bin Laden, who was supposedly killed by American Special Forces and ground forces on a compound raid in Pakistan, was the leader of the terrorist group Al-Queda and the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks.
Full StoryTV Reruns Of Pippa Middleton’s Wedding Walk Distract Guards During Osama Bin Laden’s Final Moments
Yabadabado, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Special operation teams of US Navy SEALS broadcast reruns of Pippa Middleton’s famous walk into Westminster Abbey as a means to distract compound gurds during the final moments before a helicopter insertion of up to 24 heavily armed special forces commandos. Team leaders found several overturned television sets still tuned into [...]
Full StoryEx-President Bush Lead SEAL Team That Killed Bin Laden
Islamabad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) Surrounded by elite US forces, the Navy SEALS, a confident George W Bush walked out to a bevy of microphones dressed in camo BDU’s and wearing body armor and a pistol proclaiming…. “We killed Bin Laden!”
Full StoryEat-a-Turd For Mohammed Day A Big Success With Taliban in Tribal Afghanistan
. Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the official "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day." Swarming into remote mountain villages the armed Taliban forced villagers at gunpoint to eat their own crap in order to show their"true submission to Mohammed"….said Ziki Al-Ghabouni, a spokesman for [...]
Full StoryOsama Bin Laden Pitches Skin Care Products On New York TV Show
New York City-(SatireWorld.com) As part of liberal ABC’s TV newfound rush to understand the mistreated minorities of the world, an outreach program has been initiated where various clandestine leaders of terror organizatrions have been invited to publically explain the reasons behind their sordid images, and hopefully help install confidence against their waning self-esteem. On this [...]
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