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Even With Government in Financial Crisis, Obama Hires New Czars
Washington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Even with the government in financial crisis, President Barack Obama announced the appointment of several new Czars to work with his cabinet. His Czar posts come with a Washington D.C. office, a $250k per year salary, a secretary (paid), an executive assistant (paid), an intern (paid), a driver (paid), and an expense [...]
Full Story‘Horse Face’ Kerry Announces He’s Bolting MA Due to Taxes; Popularity Sinks in New Gallup Poll!
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Hot on the hooves of today’s announcement that Berkshire Hathaway and Warren Buffet are paying a $20 premium to acquire the Heinz empire, Secretary of State John Kerry announced he would be leaving his official residence in the Commonwealth behind, in part due to the $670,000 windfall impacting his stock portfolio [...]
Full StorySo, Ever Wonder How The Mind Of A Congressional Democrat Really Works?
Gather round kiddies and Uncle Bargis is going tp tell you a bed time tale about how evil Democrats have screwed up politics in the good old USA!
Full StoryAmerica the Grotesque: Winning Ugly!
On The Park Bench With CAPTAIN AMERICA – (SatireWorld.com) There’s not much you can say about your country when it is hi jacked by know-nothing academics, screaming liberal ‘journalists’, dishonest incumbents, and 50% of the electorate who chose not to read, listen, absorb, or care about the facts in the most important election since the [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I done got myself into trouble with the local Postmaster at the local post office.
Full Story‘The World’s Most Interesting Man’ Talks Dirty Politics and Why He Won’t Debate
Coast of Paraguay – (satireworld.com) Fernando Monte Verde retired a number of years ago from a successful business career and at that time would have never believed he would one day be the envy of every male on the planet! But today Fernando certainly is that man.
Full StoryObama Now Links Demise of Easter Island to Bain Capital and Flesh Eating Conservative Bacteria!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Pulling out all the stops on his assault against capitalism in the run up to his re-immaculation, President Obama said Bain Capital was the major reason Easter Island inhabitants disappeared after they were ‘raped and plundered by blood sucking racist investors, most of whom were probably Mormons!”
Full StoryToo Big To Fail: Major Banks Prop Up Yuckerberger Farcebook IPO Scam!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Federal Reserve is quietly working behind the scenes to ready itself to bail out three of the World’s largest banks after they went out on a limb to protect their get rich quick scheme centered around another Internet smoke and mirror ill advised IPO.
Full StoryAtlantic Beach SC Names Michelle Obama to Lead Black Bike Week Booty Parade!
Atlantic Beach, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Financially bankrupt, politically corrupt, and dysfunctional Atlantic Beach, SC has pulled out all the stops this year to insure that the annual ‘Black Bike Week’ is not only successful, but finally turns a ‘profit’ by naming the First Couple as Honorary Marshals of the motorcycle festival for 2012.
Full StoryNewt Bombshell: I May Run for the Democratic Nomination!
On the campaign trail…. -(SatireWorld.com) Newt Gingrich, never one to miss a beat or sense which way the wind is blowing, announced he is seriously considering taking on Barry Obama for the Democratic Presidential nomination.
Full StoryExtreme Makeover: Obama Urged to Run as White Capitalist Presbyterian with Hair in Run Up To Election!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Leaks emanating from behind closed doors of President Obama’s inner sanctum are pointing to a complete makeover for the President as recent polls indicate his popularity is so low even Democratic Congressman Henry “Bugger” Waxman could defeat him in his own party primary!
Full StoryHubris Travels in a Bus! Obama Photo Ops Cost Taxpayers Millions!
Libtard, Iowa – (SatireWorld.com) In a cloud of diesel smoke and a hearty “Saddle Up and Head ‘em Out”, Barry Obama took to the open road on his 3 day political junket in a presidential cavalcade consisting of $3m worth of custom buses and a horde of support vehicles at taxpayer expense.
Full StoryDonald Trump Claims He’s Found Obama’s ‘Lost Birth Certificate’
New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Score one for The Donald! After months of frenzied investigations and a bevy of expensive private eyes shuttling across three continents, billionaire Donald Trump claims he’s found Barack Obama’s real birth certificate and the results aren’t pretty.
Full StoryPresidential Candidate Cletus Goshdarnit Gives Views On Current Topics
Clovis, NM-(SatireWorld.com) Cletus Goshdarnit, the first candidate to announce a bid for the Democratic Party Presidential Nomination in 2012, offered the following statements to the press. Goshdarnit, who was speaking from a fund raising dinner at the Dairy Queen on Highway 70 in Clovis, New Mexico, weighed in on several topics for local supporters and [...]
Full StoryThanks to Obama, New Poll Places US Ahead of Britain as “Most Hated Country!”
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) It took over 6 centuries for Britain to be universally hated according to apologist PM Dave Cameron, but it was announced today by an independent international Think Tank President Barry Obama’s reign only took 14 1/2 months to surpass the Brits and make America ‘the country you most love to hate.”
Full StoryFrance Shoots Down Unarmed Libyan Plane, Declares Victory, Goes Home!
Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com) French President Nicholas Sarkozy addressing an apathetic crowd estimated at around 350 on prayer rugs at the Eiffel Tower, shouted “We finally won one!” as he announced France was now pulling out of Libya and declaring ‘a glorious victory restoring French Honor!”
Full StoryGlenn Beck, “Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against Chicago’s Democrat Machine.”
Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) Futurist and political prophet Glenn Beck revealed that the Sarah Conner character in the Terminator series was taken from real life and is very prophetic as to what real events will be like in the next 20 years, especially in Chicago…The unexpected Rise of the Democrat Machines. According to FOXs Glenn [...]
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