ArchivesTag : President Obama

Lee Harvey Oswald Traveled To Cuba To Witness Barack Obama Nativity Assassination Files Reveal

Havana, Cuba – (SatireWorld.com) “Like second coming of Three Wise Men,” Gordo Bastardo, former governor of Havana’s notorious Pudenda Enorma women’s jail told SatireWorld reporters as newly released JFK assassination files went viral today.

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Crappy Crony Capitalism Exposed

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) While Crooked Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State (SOS) and also illegally involved in the Bill and Hillary Foundation money laundering scheme she was approached by Jonas Crappy. Mr. Crappy had an idea for a completely automatic, robotic commode, but needed funding. Hillary sent an urgent email, via her illegal home server, […]

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Another March on Washington DC Planned

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) At the White House breakfast table President Obama was reading the Sports Section of USA Today (golf news), while First Dog Bo got the International News section to use as his indoor potty patch.

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Barack Obama Officially a Parasite: Scientists Name Worm After President

Washington, DC (Via AP) It’s no Nobel Peace Prize, but Barack Obama has a new honor to brag about. Scientists have named a parasite after him – and there’s no worming out of it. Meet Baracktrema obamai, a tiny parasitic flatworm that lives in turtles’ blood. A new study officially names the two-inch-long, hair-thin creature […]

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Shark Tank’s Mark Cuban…. Another Hillary Enabler Who Hasn’t A Clue

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com) Monday night on “CNN Tonight,” supporter of Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, said Clinton did nothing wrong because the person who set up her email should have set up “filters and alerts that said any email that came with a classified header.”

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Anthony Weiner Says Once Again He’ll Stick It Out For The Democratic Party in New York

New York City – (satireworld.com) Anthony Weiner vowed Sunday to get back in the New York City mayor’s race, as he confirmed to friends and wife, Hillary aide, Huma his intentions to take on New York City’s Mayor DeBlasio.

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Why the DNC’s Favorite Muslim Is A Hypocritical Self-serving Jackass

PAUL BEDARD Via: Washington Examiner The father of a Muslim-American soldier killed in Iraq who is caught up in a war of words with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is an immigration lawyer who specializes in a highly controversial program accused of letting immigrants buy their way into the U.S.

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Hillary’s Hacked Emails Show Her Involvement in Failed Turkish Coup

Ankara Turkey – (satireworld.com) Rumors of US involvement in Turkish affairs have been circulating around Turkey’s capital city following the failed coup by the military to oust Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. US President Barack Obama has been known to stick his nose into other country’s internal politics, e.g. Honduras, Israel, Scotland leaving the UK, […]

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Obama’s Department of Justice Establishes a PCPGIP Office

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch announced today that President Obama asked her to establish a Politically Correct, Protected Group, Identity Politics (PCPGIP) office within the Department of Justice (DOJ) to reinterpret who is covered under the 1964 Civil Rights Law.

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To Brexit or not to Brexit, that is the Question

London UK- satireword.com) United Kingdom (UK) citizens will vote on June 23, 2016 to decide whether or not they want to remain a part of the European Union (EU). The pros and cons of a British exit (Brexit) from the EU are being discussed vigorously in Pubs, homes, offices and other locations all over the […]

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Killer Shark Spotted Close to Clintons’ Long Island Rental

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com) Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

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Trump’s Proposed Southern Border Wall Utilizes New Technology

Trenton NJ – (satireworld.com) Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump met at a cow farm in New Jersey with one of his many building contractors, Christi brothers Concrete and Building materials Inc. He was there to observe a breakthrough technology in wall construction that will allow cost effective, speedy wall construction across the US southern border. The […]

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Travel Agency Opens for the “Not Trump” Movement and Liberal Democrats

Burlington VT- (satireworld.com) The grand opening of “Bernie Sanders Travel Boutique” was held last weekend at this city located on beautiful Lake Champlain. Large crowds were not expected, nor did they show up as this business location is a boiler room operation that caters to: rich Hollywood stars living in Malibu CA; Democratic millionaires; former […]

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ObamaGun Field Testing Demonstrates Weapon’s Failures

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Obama is taking one more “shot” at limiting American’s 2nd Amendment rights with another federal government rush to force so-called “smart gun” technology on the firearms industry. The president wants to begin with law enforcement officers as guinea pigs.

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NYT Introduces Political Gossip Column

New York NY- (satireworld.com) The New York Times (NYT) faced with a declining readership had to find new ways to boost the paper’s circulation. There was a time when New Yorker’s read this paper while riding on the NYC Subway/ commuter trains or having a Danish pastry or a Bagel and a cup of coffee […]

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Obama’s Supreme Court Nomination Process

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) US President Barack Obama had a short list of three names of judges to replace deceased Associate Justice Antonin Scalia on the bench of the US Supreme Court. The president then nominated Chief Justice Merrick Garland of the DC Court of Appeals.

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Obama Reverses Himself on Global Warming

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest indicated President Obama has reversed his position on global warming and now believes global cooling will begin in the year 2017 with spectacular decreases in the Earth’s temperatures to below freezing.

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Obama Proposes to Reduce NOAA’s Budget By $60 Million

Punxsutawney PA – (satireworld.com) President Obama and First Lady Michelle went by Marine One Helicopter to observe Groundhog Day in Pennsylvania. Mingling with the local crowd of observers, the first couple and 10 Secret Service agents gathered at Gobbler’s Knob early the morning of February 2, 2016 awaiting the appearance of Punxsutawney Phil.

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Attitude Adjustment For Former White House Residents

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama met in the Oval Office with a representative from the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), a Mr. A Hamilton. The OPM representative introduced himself as the Attitude Adjustment Advisor (AAA) for the US government. When a federal employee leaves his current duty station a set of mandated AAA […]

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Obama Gets A Sample of His Green Energy Vision for the USA

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) It was an extremely hot and humid day in the Capital City, even for July 1, 2016, as the temperature was well over 98 degrees Fahrenheit by 8:00 AM EST. President Barack Obama was awakened by Senior Adviser to the President Valerie Jarrett concerning an emergency National Security Council meeting at the […]

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North Korea’s New Energy Source Identified

Seoul SK – (satireworld.com) North Korea claims to have tested a hydrogen bomb, but the hermit kingdom has once again gotten the world’s attention with some device that makes a large bang in the night. There is a raging dispute among nuclear scientists as to whether Pyongyang is technically that far advanced in weapons development, […]

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Obama Cancels His Last SOTU Address

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama planned to keep an empty seat next to First Lady Michelle Obama during his final State of the Union (SOTU) address to the nation, to symbolically represent victims of gun violence.

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The Cure for Liberalism is Now Available

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) had just finished tracking Santa Clause when a large object was spotted heading towards planet Earth. As the object grew larger, natural bodies such as asteroids and meteors were ruled out by observers. When signals were received indicating “no hostile intent” and that a landing […]

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Obama Finally Has a Plan to Defeat ISIS

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama after seven years in the White House refusing to say “Islamic terrorism,” has finally come up with a plan of action to destroy ISIS. This plan was driven by Congress deleting the funding for the White House’s larder, meaning no more truffles, caviar and chocolates for First Lady Michelle. […]

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Obama Clocks Go On Sale Today

New York NY-(satireworld.com) General Original Products (GOP) Inc, headquartered in the Trump Towers in Manhattan, has announced that a limited addition of Obama Clocks is now available for sale to the American public.

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Occasionally History is a Real Bear

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The writers at Satireworld.com are always striving to bring the news of the day to an American public craving the truth about their elected federal, state and local representatives. This undertaking is made difficult these days by political correctness, cover-ups, corruption and the ignorance of incompetent high placed politicians. One amusing event […]

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Obama to Issue an Executive Order On “Gun” Control

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) President Obama and the extreme left wingers of the Democratic Party have long wanted to control what Americans do with their “guns” and to include such restrictions as part of their environmental agenda. Never having served in the military, does President Obama really know the difference between his “gun” and his rifle?

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President Obama Hits The Campaign Trail Again

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Obama spoke from the Oval Office of the White House on Sunday night trying to assure Americans that they have more to fear from falling vending machines than from ISIS, without ever uttering the words Islamic terrorism. This obsessive president harped on gun control, causing gun sales to triple on […]

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Obama Vows to Protect All Americans

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama has issued an Executive Order to the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and to the US Department of Defense (DOD) to protect Americans at home and abroad against threats to their individual safety. The Executive Order comes in the wake of: 1) the ISIS Islamic terror attacks that […]

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Real Leadership Matters

Baltimore Maryland – (satireworld.com) A protest group of 50 sixth grade students, at the Martin Luther King Elementary School, have reached an agreement with the school principal’s office to remove a mural of President Barack Obama from the school.

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