ArchivesTag : President Obama

Environmentalists Descend On Baltimore Maryland

Baltimore MD – (satireworld.com) Cars, trucks, buses and jet airplanes packed with rabid environmentalists and animal rights activists arrived in Baltimore this past weekend to protest the death of a number of innocent birds resident in “Charm City.” Thousands of gallons of fossil fuel were expended and pollution effects were ignored by these folks for […]

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Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called A Nitwit In Public Debate

Washington, DC- (satireworld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused Republican ex-congressman Allen West of attempting to ruin Medicare by trying to balance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling when he was serving in Congress. Wasserman-Schultz who […]

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Obama and Putin Meet at the United Nations

New York NY – (satireworld.com) US President Barack Obama met with Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin over lunch at the UN cafeteria. The dining room had been cleared of everyone except for two language translators and a reporter from each respective country. President Obama ordered a bowl of Ukrainian Borsht with sour cream and some […]

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Obama Gets Plastered Outside the White House

Washington DC-(satireworld.com) An anonymous White House source leaked the following story to the Washington Post about the day Pope Francis of the Roman Catholic Church was hosted by President Obama at the White House. The story can be found on page 65 (left side) of this Sunday’s newspaper Real Estate section.

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Public School Students Take a Field Trip to the White House

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Twelve eighth grade American History class students at Jefferson Davis Middle School, located in the close in suburbs of Virginia, toured the White House on a field trip. Their political leanings being unknown! Another 12 students in the same American History class did not get permission from their parents to go […]

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Transgender Change Machine Sweeps the Nation

San Francisco CA – (satireworld.com) The politically incorrect male and female engineers and scientists working in Silicon Valley have done it again with their new computer software controlled robotic Transgender Change Machine (TCM). The Prototype TCMs are undergoing Beta Testing in the “City by the Bay,” but thousands of TCM orders are pouring in from […]

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Obama Assigns Blame for the Cause of the ObamaCare Website Rollout Failures

Martha’s Vineyard MA – (satireworld.com) President Obama, as he was leaving aboard Air Force One for Washington DC after 10 days of vacation made a parting statement. He indicated that his administration had finally uncovered the culprit responsible for the disastrous roll-out of the ObamaCare federal health care exchanges three years ago

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Cow Captured on White House South Lawn

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Uniformed Division of the Secret Service (UDSS) was notified by tourists at the White House that a cow was running lose on the South Lawn. UDSS Officers checked and verified the tourists’ observations and called the Secret Service office, the US Department of Agriculture (USDA), FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, […]

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DC Metro Female Butt Pincher Eludes Police

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Female commuters riding the Washington DC Metro during morning and evening rush hours have been plagued by a “Butt Pincher” sneaking up behind these ladies and then disappearing into the crowded car or getting off the train. Metro Transportation Police have designated this person of interest as the “Shadow.”

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Navajo Nation Declares War on the United States

Durango/Silverton CO – (satireworld.com) The Animas River in southwestern Colorado has been horribly polluted with toxic water spilled from an abandoned mine located in the region. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has accepted responsibility, saying agency personnel accidentally breached an underground store of mine waste and chemical-laced water.

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Obama to Receive an Award From a National Proctologist Organization

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Obama was to receive two awards, one from the National Association of Retired Proctologists (NARP) and the second from the National Association of Retired Gynecologists (NARG). The award presentations were to occur after Mr. Obama returned from his recent two day trip to Kenya and Ethiopia, but prior to his upcoming […]

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Hillary’s dark web trolling cached on private server

New York – (satireworld.com) By Oleg Penkovsky Bin Laden-Sotero For years a Fuxnet computer worm incubating in her private email server quietly harvested Clinton’s psychotic rants, mostly to Mullah Mohammed Omar, the now dead Afghani stand-up comedian-cum-former Taliban war lord.

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Politically Correct Policing…………Calling All Cars

Baltimore MD – (satireworld.com) There was a time in the USA, before the Internet/wireless and computers, that police put out a Radio call to all cars to “be on the lookout” when trying to apprehend a suspected felon. This Be On the Lookout (BOLO) alert has become part of modern day policing, employing the latest […]

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Obama Announces Solution to Gender Inequality

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Obama has long felt that solving “Gender Inequality” is a close second to solving “Climate Change” on the nation’s national priority list. At a Rose Garden press conference the president indicated a solution has been proposed called “Genital Equality.”

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President Obama Meets with Baltimore City’s Democratic Mayors

Baltimore MD – (satireworld.com) A meeting was convened in the White House Oval Office to discuss solutions to the recent rioting and looting in Charm City. Attendees included current Democratic Mayor Stephanie Rawlings Blake, former Democratic Mayor Martin O’Malley (former Maryland “tax and spend” Governor and progressive presidential candidate) and Baltimore’s Police Commissioner. Several suggested […]

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First Violation of EPA’s WOTUS Rule Reported

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) latest power grab in the guise of catching water polluters has been designated the Waters of the US (WOTUS) rule. This new bureaucratic rule is to be added to the Clean Water Act and will allow regulation of every body of water from mud puddles to Lake […]

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Obama-Let Me Be Perfectly Clear About Climate Change

New London CT – (satireworld.com) President Obama speaking at the Coast Guard Academy graduation ceremony warned the new graduate Ensigns of climate change (global warming by a politically correct name) as a threat to US national security. The president tied severe weather to the rise of the extremist group Boko Haram in Nigeria, the civil […]

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Zero Population Growth Activists Propose Only Same Sex Marriage be Allowed

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Just when you think you’ve heard it all in this city, another group of nuts comes to town to testify before the US Supreme Court. On April 28, 2015 the Supreme Court heard oral arguments about “Same Sex Marriage.” Specifically, the Court was tasked with addressing two questions: 1) whether states must […]

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Chicago Selected as Obama Presidential Library Site

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Barack Obama has selected the University of Chicago (south side) to host his library and museum. When completed the building complex will be a repository for non-shredded papers, unconstitutional Executive Orders, golf clubs, travel brochures and frequent flyer miles relating to the 44th US President.

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Strangers on the Florida Amtrak Auto Train

Sanford FL – (satireworld.com) Mrs. Philbert and I boarded the “Snowbird” Special (auto train) headed for Lawton VA, on the first leg of our trip back to Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky for the summer after spending the winter months in Florida. Normally we drive, but this year we spent some time at Walt Disney World which […]

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US Government to develop and Train Miniature Commercial Drone Pilots

Seattle WA – (satireworld.com) Amazon Corporate Management announced a plan to ship small packages from their local city distribution facilities up to 10 miles, at an altitude of 500 feet (below manned aircraft altitudes), via commercial unmanned drone aircraft. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) dragged their bureaucratic feet for six months before producing commercial unmanned […]

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The Last Environmentalist Has left the Planet by 2025

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) recently announced that a fragment of a comet would be landing in Maryland, near the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay. The inner core of this asteroid was made of tons and tons of frozen Dinosaur poop, e.g. “Crapsicle” and is headed for planet Earth. […]

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New Ills Plague the Obama White House

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) President Obama appears to be in political trouble again. A group of 47 Republican Senators has published an open letter to Iran specifying that any nuclear development agreement, treaty or deal between the USA and Iran requires US Senate approval, e.g. a 2/3 approval vote in accordance with the US Constitution. Also, […]

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Why is Obama Always Wiggling His Finger When Talking?

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest always ignores this question from the White House Press Corps “Why is President Obama always pointing and wiggling his finger when talking during a press conference?” A retiring late night TV host has postulated some potential answers.

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Chasing Food Equality…New Tasks for the Food Police

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) Professor E. Williams of Satire World University (SWU) has written an outstanding paper entitled “Sharpton, Holder Want Federal Charges for Hurt Feelings.” This paper outlined the foibles of Mr. Sharpton’s flawed thinking about everything. Several developments have occurred since publication of this paper.

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Pelosi’s Progressive Employment Paycheck Enhancement Program Unveiled

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) called a press conference in the US Capitol’s Democratic Media Room to unveil her Progressive Employment Paycheck Enhancement (PEPE) Program which will solve the Democratic party’s perceived “income inequality” issue.

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Breaking News for February 28, 2015

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The following political news items, rumors, gossip and innuendo has been gathered by high placed sources within the Obama administration, “undercover” Congressional sources and bars around the city.

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Obama’s Fantasy Left Wing World Guides His Terror Policies

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) A new intelligence assessment, circulated by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) examined the domestic terror threat from right-wing sovereign citizen extremists (SCE). Santa Claus (Kris Kringle), the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny have been identified as possibly being SCEs.

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Obama Blames “Icelandic Tourism” for Climate Change

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced that President Obama will hold a press conference in the White House Rose Garden to explain the problems his administration will be facing in the last two years of his presidency. Paramount will be a new theory of Global Warming/Climate Change that explains why the […]

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Miniature Golf Course to be Built on White House South Lawn

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Following the resignation of the current Secret Service Director Julia Pierson, lower level Managers were mercilessly grilled by the House Congressional Oversight Committee. Many managers were subsequently removed from their posts. Republicans and Democrats deemed the multiple White House security breaches, sloppy security protocols and the lack of security for President […]

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