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Prince William And Wife Kate Guest Appear On Jersey Shore Reality Series
Windsor Castle-(SatireWorld.com) Hoping to catch some beach time and warming June sun, Prince William and his new bride Princess Kate spent a few days with the cast of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ down at the New Jersey Italian Rivera also known to locals as…Seaside Heights. Billed as a royal slum fest, the royal duo were invited [...]
Full StoryHeadline News Round-Up….Obama-Hairy Reid-Cave Women-Pirates-Kate Middleton
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Full StoryKate Middleton Already Tired of Singing “Good Ship Lollipop” Every Night!
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Kate Middleton has told an old friend that although things are going great for the new royal couple, she’s getting pretty tired of dressing up in those little clothes and singing “On The Good Ship Lollipop” to the Prince every night.
Full StoryAdam Lambert Buys Pippa Middleton’s Maid of Honour Dress
Tinseltown – (SatireWorld.com) Pop singer and former American Idol Finalist Adam Lambert has purchased Pippa Middleton’s famous white dress from the recent Royal Wedding. The dress, which placed emphasis on Pippa’s posterior, made her ass into a household name and made her the latest pin-up on the walls of teenage boys. She wore it at [...]
Full StoryNew Bride Kate Confesses Buckingham Balcony French Kiss Grossed Her Out
Buckingham Palace, England – (SatireWorld.com) Prince William is already on the outs with wife Kate after a Buckingham Palace balconey kiss grossed her completely out. “I was like, so grossed I couldn’t drink anything but hot water afterwards!”
Full StoryPrince William Unable to Achieve Erection; Future Of England At Stake
Buckingham Palace, London – (SatireWorld.com) Royal sources claim Prince William’s marriage to Kate Middleton is already in trouble as he experienced “erectile difficulties” on his wedding night. “I heard told that Willy couldn’t get a stiffy”, said a member of the Royal household. “Kate was screaming at him and threatened a divorce. Of course, we [...]
Full StoryElton John Upset He Wasn’t Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding
Westminster Kennel Show….opps Royal Wedding! (SatireWorld.com) Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn’t “the biggest Queen” in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince William, to Kate Middleton.
Full StoryAfter Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says “I Feel Your Pain”
Buckingham Palace, London – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth II was shown on television sets around the world taking a short nap during the royal wedding of her grandson Prince William to Kate Middleton. While this may be explained away due to advancing age and a really boring ceremony, it was still a faux pas by the [...]
Full StoryPrince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn’t A Virgin
Oasis Bar at the Sheraton Hotel, London (SatireWorld.com) Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues.
Full StoryPrince William and Wife Kate Disappointed Over Condominium Wedding Gift
Hog Jaw, Arkansas – (SatireWorld.com) When the long black Cadillac limousine pulled into the Lucinda’s-Rest-A-While Luncheonette parking lot, many of Hog Jaw’s regular patrons thought that possibly the governor might be stopping by. When British Prince William’s wife Kate stepped out wearing designer fashion jeans, Italian sunglasses, and an exquisite designer hat, many thought that [...]
Full StoryPrince William Claims He’s Not Wedding-Night Nervous At All! Especially after discovering Kate’s Tattooed User Instructions
London, England-(SatireWorld.com) With wedding bells just a few days away, one would expect the future King of England to be a bit nervous over the prospects of marriage and media scrutiny over the intimate details of their wedding night. According to close friends, it’s simply ‘not so.’ It seems Prince William confided to his closest [...]
Full StoryInternational Audience Comments On England’s Royal Wedding
Julip, Texas-(SatireWorld.com) People all over the globe are aware of the Royal Wedding taking place this week in England. Whether they live in countries that were once part of the British Empire (the U.S.A. or India) or places that never were (Japan or Peru), everyone seems to be aware of the biggest and most opulent [...]
Full StoryRoyal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
London, England-(SatireWorld.com) Photographers at the Royal Wedding will be prepared for all things: bad weather, poor lighting, distance shots, etc. They are also, however, preparing for events not generally anticipated, like nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. Coveted press positions above and at the right angle to the bride (Kate Middleton) during the ceremony have been [...]
Full StoryElizabeth II Confused By “Queen Victoria’s Secret” Gift Cards For Royal Wedding
Buckingham Palace-(SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of “Queen Victoria’s Secret” gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his bride, Kate Middleton, who will be married April 29th.
Full StoryPrince Charles Claims “Jus Primae Noctis” (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton
Buckingham Palace-(SatireWorld.com) Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of “Jus Primae Noctis” (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son’s upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called “droit du seigneur” (the lord’s right) allows the highest ranking member of the royal family present to be the [...]
Full StoryMexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show
Mexico City, Mexico-(SatireWorld.com) President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that his country will give Prince William and his bride (Kate Middleton) the present of an all expense paid trip to visit and tour his country. Stops on the visit will include sightseeing at the Teotihuacan ruins, touring the museums and historic sights of Mexico [...]
Full StoryFergie and Andrew Back in Saddle; Set to Share Wedding Vows with Will and Kate to Save Money!
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers’ money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate April 29th!
Full StoryPrince William And New Wife Kate Middleton To Guest Star On MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ In July
Windsor Castle-(SatireWorld.com) Hoping to catch some beach time and warming July sun, Prince William and his then new bride Princess Kate are planning to spend a few days with the cast of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ down at the New Jersey Italian Rivera also known to locals as…Seaside Heights. Billed as a royal slum fest, the [...]
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