ArchivesTag : Royal Wedding
Franklin Mint Says Pippa Middleton Butt Plate Is Best Selling In Their Kate Middleton Collection
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) The Franklin Mint recently released a series of commemmorative plates on the recent Royal Wedding, entitled the Kate Middleton Collection. Despite pictures of Kate in her wedding dress and the Royal Couple together, the top selling plate in the series is the one with Pippa Middleton’s ass while wearing her white [...]
Full StoryMegan Fox Confesses Seeing Pippa Middleton’s Butt Made Her Realize She’s Gay
Transformerland – (SatireWorld.com) Megan Fox admitted that she has just entered and then quickly come out of the closet. The young star of the Transformers movies revealed to reporters yesterday that she is gay. “It was when I was watching the royal wedding that this all came to mind. I couldn’t keep my eyes off [...]
Full StoryRosie O’Donnell Breaks Oprah’s Couch, Screaming “I’m In Love With Pippa Middleton!”
HARPO Studios, Chicago – (SatireWorld.com) Rosie O’Donnell had to take Oprah Winfrey furniture shopping for a new couch after the 400 lb. comic/actress/talk show host broke the sofa on the set of Oprah’s show. The couch collapsed under the weight of Rosie, who was trying to use it like a trampoline (a la Ton Cruise) [...]
Full StoryAdam Lambert Buys Pippa Middleton’s Maid of Honour Dress
Tinseltown – (SatireWorld.com) Pop singer and former American Idol Finalist Adam Lambert has purchased Pippa Middleton’s famous white dress from the recent Royal Wedding. The dress, which placed emphasis on Pippa’s posterior, made her ass into a household name and made her the latest pin-up on the walls of teenage boys. She wore it at [...]
Full StoryNigella Lawson Purchases Pippa Middleton’s White Dress At Charity Auction
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Critics are saying ‘it will be a tight squeeze,’ but Nigella Lawson won the bid for perhaps the most famous white dress in history. Fresh from the royal laundry, Pippa Middleton decided to auction off her famous royal bridesmaid dress in an effort to raise money for Botox treatments to help [...]
Full StoryNew Bride Kate Confesses Buckingham Balcony French Kiss Grossed Her Out
Buckingham Palace, England – (SatireWorld.com) Prince William is already on the outs with wife Kate after a Buckingham Palace balconey kiss grossed her completely out. “I was like, so grossed I couldn’t drink anything but hot water afterwards!”
Full StoryWedding Guest With X-Ray Vision Glasses Arrested After Compaint From Pippa Middleton
Westminster Abbey, London – (SatireWorld.com) During the procession of bride Kate Middleton, Baron Ilford Montbatten was quietly escorted from the main gallery of Westminster Abbey after a complaint was lodged against him with the Metropolitan Police. The complaint was signaled to officers by Pippa Middleton, the bride’s sister and Maid of Honor. Pippa said she [...]
Full StoryMariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa Middleton
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that he was happy, and that [...]
Full StoryUS Postal Service To Issue Special Pippa Middleton Postage Stamp
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Postal Service Postmaster General, Melvis P. Phelps, introduced the new Pippa Middleton Rearend view Postage Stamp to a mostly stunned and open mouthed crowd of reporters. Over the hushed crowd, he immediately tried to explain the importance of bringing newer, more youthful stamp collectors and users into the US Postal [...]
Full StoryElton John Upset He Wasn’t Biggest Queen At Royal Wedding
Westminster Kennel Show….opps Royal Wedding! (SatireWorld.com) Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn’t “the biggest Queen” in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince William, to Kate Middleton.
Full StoryAfter Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says “I Feel Your Pain”
Buckingham Palace, London – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth II was shown on television sets around the world taking a short nap during the royal wedding of her grandson Prince William to Kate Middleton. While this may be explained away due to advancing age and a really boring ceremony, it was still a faux pas by the [...]
Full StoryQueen Bans Antenna Hats From Future Royal Functions
Buckingham Palace – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth announced to her family and staff that in the future all hats worn to official functions will be closely examined and subject to rejection and dismissal. The edict came on the heels of media scrutiny and outrage over the ‘headress’ Princess Beatrice wore to the royal wedding held at [...]
Full StoryPrince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn’t A Virgin
Oasis Bar at the Sheraton Hotel, London (SatireWorld.com) Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues.
Full StoryPrince Harry’s Date Asked To Leave Wedding Because Of Her Hat
Westminster Abbey, London – (SatireWorld.com) It might have been a good day for the bride and groom at London’s Westminster Abbey, but for the groom’s brother it was a millinery malfunction.
Full StoryPrince William and Wife Kate Disappointed Over Condominium Wedding Gift
Hog Jaw, Arkansas – (SatireWorld.com) When the long black Cadillac limousine pulled into the Lucinda’s-Rest-A-While Luncheonette parking lot, many of Hog Jaw’s regular patrons thought that possibly the governor might be stopping by. When British Prince William’s wife Kate stepped out wearing designer fashion jeans, Italian sunglasses, and an exquisite designer hat, many thought that [...]
Full StoryPrince William Claims He’s Not Wedding-Night Nervous At All! Especially after discovering Kate’s Tattooed User Instructions
London, England-(SatireWorld.com) With wedding bells just a few days away, one would expect the future King of England to be a bit nervous over the prospects of marriage and media scrutiny over the intimate details of their wedding night. According to close friends, it’s simply ‘not so.’ It seems Prince William confided to his closest [...]
Full StoryInternational Audience Comments On England’s Royal Wedding
Julip, Texas-(SatireWorld.com) People all over the globe are aware of the Royal Wedding taking place this week in England. Whether they live in countries that were once part of the British Empire (the U.S.A. or India) or places that never were (Japan or Peru), everyone seems to be aware of the biggest and most opulent [...]
Full StoryRoyal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
London, England-(SatireWorld.com) Photographers at the Royal Wedding will be prepared for all things: bad weather, poor lighting, distance shots, etc. They are also, however, preparing for events not generally anticipated, like nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. Coveted press positions above and at the right angle to the bride (Kate Middleton) during the ceremony have been [...]
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