ArchivesTag : Royal Wedding
Elizabeth II Confused By “Queen Victoria’s Secret” Gift Cards For Royal Wedding
Buckingham Palace-(SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth II, the grandmother of Prince William, has announced that she is confused by the large number of “Queen Victoria’s Secret” gift cards that have been flowing into Buckingham Palace. The cards are wedding presents for William and his bride, Kate Middleton, who will be married April 29th.
Full StoryPrince Charles Claims “Jus Primae Noctis” (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton
Buckingham Palace-(SatireWorld.com) Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of “Jus Primae Noctis” (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son’s upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called “droit du seigneur” (the lord’s right) allows the highest ranking member of the royal family present to be the [...]
Full StoryMexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show
Mexico City, Mexico-(SatireWorld.com) President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that his country will give Prince William and his bride (Kate Middleton) the present of an all expense paid trip to visit and tour his country. Stops on the visit will include sightseeing at the Teotihuacan ruins, touring the museums and historic sights of Mexico [...]
Full StoryBumbling Limey Reporter Attends Wrong Royal Wedding!
Westchester, Arkansas-(SatireWorld.com) It was bound to happen when Satire World dispatched reporter Harold Worth to exclusively cover the Royal Wedding. Worth, who’s known as a professional bumbler in most literary cirtcles, had Googled the name ‘Royal Wedding’ and soon found himself boarding an Ozark Airlines flight to Westchester Arkansas in hopes of making the Royal [...]
Full StorySun Myung Moon Announces 35K Mass Wedding Ceremony April 29th In Parliament Square; Muslims Concerned About Collateral Damage!
Somewhere in La-La Land (SatireWorld.com) Unification Church Messiah Sun Myung Moon announced he will be holding a mass wedding ceremony in Parliament Square to coincide with the nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton April 29.
Full StoryFergie and Andrew Back in Saddle; Set to Share Wedding Vows with Will and Kate to Save Money!
London, UK-(SatireWorld.com) Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers’ money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate April 29th!
Full StoryPrince William And New Wife Kate Middleton To Guest Star On MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ In July
Windsor Castle-(SatireWorld.com) Hoping to catch some beach time and warming July sun, Prince William and his then new bride Princess Kate are planning to spend a few days with the cast of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ down at the New Jersey Italian Rivera also known to locals as…Seaside Heights. Billed as a royal slum fest, the [...]
Full StoryRoyal Wedding Guests to be Studied by Gene Center Investigating DNÅ Mutations!
Royal Science Centre-(SatireWorld.com) The Royal Institute of General Medical Science, noted for their study of Genes and DNA, said the upcoming wedding of Prince William will provide the setting for the largest gathering in history of mutant strains of human DNA.
Full StoryPrince William Tweets: Can’t Wait Till I’m Married So I Can Cheat Like My Da!
Balmoral Castle-(satireworld.com) Prince William is at the center of yet another Royal controversy as a recent tweet to a mate has been released to the public and is sweeping London causing more embarrassment to the Royal Family just months prior to his wedding!
Full StoryQueen says,”Make My Day’ Over Royal Wedding Invitation Flap
Buckingham Palace-(satireworld.com) In recent days coveted Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding invitations have been sent to digitaries, royal family members, and elite celebrities around the globe, but one family member, Sarah Ferguson, the Dutchess of York was puposely left off the list.
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