ArchivesTag : satire
Unforgiven: Christopher Hitchens Still Banned On UK Satire Site Despite Death at 62!
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Christopher Hitchens, born in Portsmouth and known to enjoy a drink or three, was finally brought down after a battle with cancer which did what none of his critics could do; Silence Him! Described by one of his peers as a ‘prolific author and essayist for his critiques on ideologies, [...]
Full StoryThanksgiving In The Year 2025…The Progressive’s Pilgrim’s Progress
Thanksgiving 2025 (satireworld.com) Smallville, MA “Winston!!!! Come into the dining room, it’s time to eat,” Julia yelled to her husband. “In a minute, honey, it’s a tie score,” he answered. Actually Winston wasn’t very interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington. Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute [...]
Full StoryBritish Man Secretly Gives Wife Steriods To Make Her Ugly As Him
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) An British man escaped jail despite admitting to secretly slipping steroids into in his wife’s food in hopes of making her ugly as him so she would stay at home.
Full StoryPay Toilets With A Privacy Twist…$.50 To Close The Door!
Havana, Florida – (SatireWorld.com) Bowing to recent criticisms concerning its bathroom facities, toilet tissue, hand towel supplies and ongoing labor relation issues, SatireWorld’s Bargis Tryhol has instituted a fresh bold approach in offering his writers the best in public restroom accoutrements…Free public toilets with a slight twist!
Full StoryMichael Moore: “I May Be Fat And I Might Be Rich, But I’m Still A 99 Percenter!”
Flint, MI – (SatireWorld.com) Despite being a $50 million dollar man, director Michael Moore believes he can still be part of the 99% that are protesting rich people at the Occupy Wall Street protest in NYC. The lard-assed director and activist recently took to his blog to share his feelings about the movement that he’s [...]
Full StorySpoof’s Ellie Jame’s Buttocks Liposuction Fat To Be Made Into Bio-Diesel Fuel
Fort Worth, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Accordingly to Dr. Ismiel Gorn, doctors at a Dallas area hospital have set up a special olympic-sized tent in order to have an operating theater large enough to accommodate writer Ellie James secretly scheduled liposuction surgery on Monday.
Full StoryObama’s Halloween Costume Party Raises Some Eyebrows
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Obama stunned his staff last night when he and a few members of Congress showed up at a White House Halloween costume party dressed as KKK Klansmen! The party was co-hosted by longtime Hollywood icon, and 'Barry' Obama supporter, singer/activist Barbara Streisand who donnned a hood herself proclaiming [...]
Full StoryMan’s Head Deflates On YouTube Video
Portsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) It was a sight so disturbing that parents covered children's eyes as they, themselves gasped at the horrifying images being played on computer screens across England.
Full StoryUS To Deploy Predator Drones To Watch Over Occupy Wall Street Demonstrators
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) The Pentagon, working in conjunction with the CIA, has deployed Predator drones to watch over Occupy Wall Street demonstrations at key US cities. Equipped with ultra-high resolution cameras, the drone’s task will be to capture high resolution photos of the demonstrators and forward the images back to the NSA where they [...]
Full StoryTempers Flare As Police Mistake Obama Supporters For Zombies
Foreskin, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Local Foreskin police were tagged, as racist and quick-on-the-gun, after a hastily formed riot squad descended upon a gathering of Barack Obama supporters assembling in a local park.
Full StoryHerman Cain Accused Of Using ‘Too Much Pepperoni’ In Sex Harrassment Charge
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) During Herman Cain’s tenure as the head of the National Restaurant Association in the 1990s, at least two female employees complained to colleagues and senior association officials about inappropriate behavior by Cain, ultimately leaving their jobs at the trade group.
Full StoryVeteran Writers ‘Jump Ship’ In Search Of Greener Pastures
Florida, USA – (SatireWorld.com) It was bound to happen sooner or later as frustrated writers from across the globe sought more amicable pastures to ply their trade craft without the drama and behind the scenes manipulation that has caused so much grief for so many. Leaving a faltering website that promised much, but in recent [...]
Full StoryWriter Tricks His Number One Fan
Spoofland – (SatireWorld.com) Being a Colonel Juan fan has its ups and downs and being the number one Spoof fan of all time, Edna Smithers spent hundreds of hours each week reading all his Cheryl Cole stories and following every word he wrote in the forums. Yes, she dreamed of the day she would meet [...]
Full StoryControversial Ice Cream Flavor Puts Ben & Jerrys In The Hot Seat
Manchester, VT – (SatireWorld.com) The famous and often outrageous leftist ice cream manufacturer Ben & Jerrys has fallen out of step with the appetite America has for ice cream by fooling around with its number one dessert!
Full StoryEditor Mark Lowton Celebrates 12th Birthday
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The Lancaster Times Union let the cat out of the bag when an unplanned birthday announcement was published for all the world to see…Local boy Mark Lowton turned 12 years old on October 17th.
Full StoryTSA Gets Last Laugh as Government Bans Parody of Airport Clowns!
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) a division of the government run oxymoron (no pun intended) Homeland Security Administration, has said it’s had enough of being the butt of satirical lampooning.
Full StoryIowa Governor to Pull the Plug on Grandma
Des Moines, IA – (SatireWorld.com) According to Iowa’s Commission on Aging, Governor Terry Branstad’s six-month old Pull the Plug on Grandma initiative is exceeding all expectations. This Des Moines pilot program, enacted last March to address the slothful behavior of its malingering senior citizens, has saved the city millions of dollars but more importantly has [...]
Full StoryMan Invents Self-Banning Computer Software! (viewer discretion advised)
Lancaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) In the ever changing world of science and technology amazing marvels find their way into the desktop computers of millions of consumers. Often before much of the technology is proven or actually fully developed to its greatest potential. A Lancaster man possible upped the ante by developing a software system that [...]
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