ArchivesTag : sex

As Global Warming Heats Up Average Vagina Temperatures Drop Worldwide

Copenhagen – (SatireWorld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere concerning disturbing events he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas around the world are cooling down due to global warming.

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Hillary Clinton Fingered In FBI Surprise Vagina Probe

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) FBI investigators named presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in an ongoing look at election claims that use television ad bites promoting their parties stance on certain issues and uttering supposedly false charges against other candidates. The use of Donald Trump images and the ad’s voice over depicting certain charges of sexual impropriety […]

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Hillary’s Hollywood ‘Walk Of Shame’ Star Is In Its Ascendancy

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California – (SatireWorld.com) A Sunset Boulevard picture agency has announced the imminent publication of its long-awaited Halloween Special. Featuring morning-after-the-night-before shots of a ratarsed Mrs Clinton crawling out of her very married, dual Oscar winner lover’s matrimonial four-poster.

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Latest Trump ‘Groper’ Claim Shows Hillary’s Sexual Desperation

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The left is getting nervous as ‘The Donald’ isn’t going away into the sunset amid heated claims of sexual misconduct. In fact, all propped up charges of groping and un-warranted advances have been dispelled as fabrications including the latest from a Clinton campaign worker who claims she was groped by Trump […]

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Huma Abedin Finally Cuts Off Weiner

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Huma Abedin is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal. The Clinton campaign manager released a statement on Monday morning just hours after the New York Post reported that Weiner had been sending lewd texts to another woman behind her back, marking […]

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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Sex In The Oval Office – The Bill Clinton Transcripts

Part III The Lewinsky Scandal The White House (satireworld.com) President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having illicit sex in the Oval Office […]

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Elon Musk warns Democrats not to use Tesla charging stations with their solar powered Dildos!

Tyler, TX – (satireworld.com) Shortly after a Hilary Supporter was found dead in ecstasy, a Tesla exec and con man warned transsexuals and lesbians not to try to re-power their love toys from govt funded recharging stations which are popping up everywhere!

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The ‘World’s Most Interesting Man’ Hates Politics

Coast of Paraguay – (satireworld.com) Fernando Monte Verde retired a number of years ago from a successful business career and at that time would have never believed he would one day be the envy of every male on the planet! But today Fernando certainly is that man.

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Meet the Stupidest Member of Congress…..And that Says Alot!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Looking like she posed for a 1950’s vintage box cover for some curl relaxing product. Sheila Jackson-Lee brings on and piles it high with heaps of plain old stupidity leaving many people to ponder….Who voted in this jackass anyway?

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Is Obama Really A ‘Dickhead’? Russia’s Vladimir Putin thinks so!

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

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Syrian Dating Site ‘Ashley Martyrdom’ Hacked, Subscribers Outed

MOSUL – The popular Middle Eastern dating site, Ashley Martyrdom, has been hacked and the identities of thousands of ISIS subscribers have been revealed. The outing of many militant fighters has caused much infighting within the ranks of the terror group and sparked a fierce debate over what kind of punishments should be handed out […]

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Mashpee Radisson’ website in organized adultery probe

By Oleg Penkovsky Mashpee, Massachusetts – (satireworld.com) A Cape Cod hot spot popular with vacationing Washington DC area adultery suspects has been dragged into the furor about an online dating-cum-social netjerking membership service’s secret accounts. Angry residents blame a drunken Tea Party game of ‘Chinese Whispers’ for implicating the local Mashpee Radisson hotel as the […]

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Uproar over Mayor De Blasio’s porn doors scheme

New York – (satireworld.com) Campaign donors who bankrolled Bill de Blasio’s triumphant 2014 City Hall win are up in arms over a mayoral housing scheme that limits NYC renters’ internet porn access at new residential properties built on municipal land.

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Bargis Tryhol Makes It Official…Enters 2016 Presidential Race

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Bargis Tryhol, the endearing and witty writer turned political activist and now 2016 Presidential Candidate, has issued his own stimulus plan to end the Obama-nomic turn down stagnating the entire US economy. Today Tryhol released his own 'Economic Stimulus' he plans to implement immediately upon taking office in January 2017.

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Boy Who Received Real Victoria Secret Model For Christmas Upset Over Where To Place The Batteries

Buffalo, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Kevin Bey seems the normal 15 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories that give his sister laughs. Most would say he was just a normal kid with a big imagination. He certainly had enough friends to keep him company and play sports with. But that […]

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Revolutionary New Cloning Process Allows Santa To Deliver A Lingerie Model To Every Teenage Boy This Christmas

North Pole – (satireworld.com) After promising a ‘stocking-stuffer like no other…And actually in a real pair of stockings,’ Santa Claus announced today the new cloning process will allow him to fulfill every male teenagers sexual dream for next Christmas too.

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After Profits Drop 10% – McDonalds Dumps Ronald McDonald Image

Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Ronald McDonald is falling on hard times after a 47 year run as the official spokesman and mascot for the fast food hamburger giant McDonalds. Citing unresponsive interest in youngsters now preoccupied with apps, gaming, and computers, todays children find the yellow-jumpered mascot, well, just plain boring.

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Book Shocker! Lena Dunham Admits Looking At Sister’s Vagina and Masturbating

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Lean Dunham has been no stranger to controversy over the course of her career. Lena’s HBO show Girls probably gets fewer weekly viewers than it does angry editorials calling out the show for a lack of entertainment value. In fact, Dunham had more negative twitter traffic when she danced […]

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Monica Lewinski: ‘Democrats Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth’

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky spoke at Forbes’ 30 Under 30 summit on Monday, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999.

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DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Loses Bet – Shaves Mustache

Broward County Florida – (satireworld.com) When it comes to paying up after losing a bet, you can now count on Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as a promise keeper. When Florida State beat Notre Dame this past Saturday, Debbie grabbed a Bic razor and quickly shaved her girlie-moustache.

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Winner Announced In Chelsea Clinton Dry Humping Challenge

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) The results are in and a winner has been announced in the First Annual ‘Chelsea Clinton Dry Humping Challenge!’

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Afghanistan’s First Gay Pride Day Falls Flat With Quiet Kabul Crowds

Kabul, Afghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission District organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Day Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality. Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #60

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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HBO’s ‘Girls’ Star Lena Dunham Says She Was Raped By A Republican With A Big Schnozol

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) In her just-released 15 page memoir, 27 year-old “HBO Girls” star Lena Dunham claims that as a 19 year-old Oberlin College student in Ohio, she was raped by a college Republican with a mustache and packing a great deal of USDA inspected ‘man-meat’.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #47

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #35

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Zingers: Misc.

(satireworld.com)] Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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Women in Missionary Positions Living in Islamic Countries Warned of Dangers

Cairo, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) The U.S. Embassy in Cairo has issued a warning for American females taking traditional missionary positions while serving in the middle east, saying they could be targets for terrorists. “The Embassy has credible information suggesting terrorist interest in targeting U.S. females in Egypt and in Syria,” a message posted on the […]

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