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FBI Fingers Hillary Clinton In Surprise Vagina Probe

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Senior FBI investigators named ex-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a credible source in an ongoing look at election claims which used television ad bites to promote the Democratic party’s stance on certain controversial issues and uttering supposedly false charges against other candidates.

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International Diplomacy Latest: Canadian PM Trudeau ‘Named After Discredited Contraceptive Method’ Say Saudis

Ottawa, Canada -(SatireWorld.com) “Justin was conceived via the notorious Withdrawal Method of family planning,” Middle East geneticists claimed today amid an escalating Saudi-Canadian diplomatic spat, “that’s why he’s called Just-In, his Pa couldn’t get out in time.”

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Trump: ‘Hillary’s Health Issues Tied To Kick Starting Her Vibrator’

Des Moines, Iowa – (satireworld.com) At a Wednesday press conference in Iowa President Donald Trump addressed his concerns about his past opponent’s health and vitality and especially the reports she was wearing a medical alert device. He also questioned her ability to properly function without succumbing to bouts of pain in which she might require […]

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Arrest Made In Chevrolet Sex Case

Morgan, Kansas (satireworld.com) A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.

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Brit Thrift Store Chain Swamped With Pervert Staff

London – (SatireWorld.com) – Up to 23,000 suspected sex perverts are manning the tills at 650 state-sponsored thrift shops according to latest government figures released today.

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Popular Salad Dressing Dramatically Changes Spokane Man’s Life

Spokane, WA – (SatireWorld.com) It started out as a simple picnic in Twin Falls Park when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the picnic area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against Krafty Foods where they claim Krafty’s Zesty Italian Salad Dressing made their client into […]

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Wedding Night Horror as Two Sets of Conjoined Twins Share Honeymoon Bed

San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com) For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consummation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins Percival and Buck and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one […]

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Last Four Men NOT ACCUSED Of Sexual Harassment In US Come Forward

Holiday, New York -(satireworld.com) The last four men not accused of sexual harassment in the US held a joint press conference for the eager media today in Holiday, NY a sleepy Catskill Mountain resort town of 75 winter-time residents. During the time of flying accusations and hashtag #MeToo accusers, a search of arrest and complaint […]

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Sexual Groping Charge Leveled At Joe Biden

New London, Conn – (SatireWorld.com) State troopers from around the tri-state New England area vowed to never invite ex-Vice President Joe Biden to future Fraternal Order of Police conventions in fear of losing its core of rank and file membership over homosexual issues promoted by Biden in his hour-long speech to over 600 law enforcement […]

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Maxine Waters: “White Republican House Members Asked Me To Put On A Bikini”

Capitol Hill – (satireworld.com) Flustered and grim, Representative Maxine Waters took time out from her Impeach Donald Trump hearing to make new sexual charges against almost 280 Republican House of Representatives members who she says asked her to put on a bikini in violation of House Rules governing sexual harassment.

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Feds Admit Congressional Intelligence Breech Due To Alien UFO Link

NSA Headquarters, Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Agents at the NSA have finally broken an ultra secret code that thwarted the intelligence agency for almost 25 years. The suspected breach of national security was discovered during a review of a Congressional speech that was televised in 1985. The 45 minute speech was given by Congresswomen Nancy […]

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Motion Picture Academy Strips Weinstein, Vows to ‘Redistribute Oscars To Poor People’

Los Angeles, Calipornia – (SatireWorld.com) Likely beneficiaries under consideration are thought to include bankrupt former porn stars and their disenfranchised crack dealer chums who lost out on hard-won ObamaScare benefits following the election of President Trump last year.

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Anthony Weiner Say’s Weinstein Is Giving Sex Addicts A Bad Name

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Convicted dirty old man, ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner has discounted suggestions that disgraced Hollywood movie mogul Harvey Weinstein is a true sex addict and predator toward women and said it does a ‘ huge disservice’ to those who are struggling with a deviant sex problem like himself.

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As Global Warming Heats Up Average Vagina Temperatures Drop Worldwide

Copenhagen – (SatireWorld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere concerning disturbing events he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas around the world are cooling down due to global warming.

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Hillary Clinton Fingered In FBI Surprise Vagina Probe

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Senior FBI investigators named ex-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in an ongoing look at election claims which used television ad bites to promote their party’s stance on certain controversial issues and uttering supposedly false charges against other candidates. The use of Donald Trump’s images and the ad’s voice over depicting certain charges […]

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Hillary’s Hollywood ‘Walk Of Shame’ Star Is In Its Ascendancy

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California – (SatireWorld.com) A Sunset Boulevard picture agency has announced the imminent publication of its long-awaited Halloween Special. Featuring morning-after-the-night-before shots of a ratarsed Mrs Clinton crawling out of her very married, dual Oscar winner lover’s matrimonial four-poster.

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Latest Trump ‘Groper’ Claim Shows Hillary’s Sexual Desperation

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com) The left is getting nervous as ‘The Donald’ isn’t going away into the sunset amid heated claims of sexual misconduct. In fact, all propped up charges of groping and un-warranted advances have been dispelled as fabrications including the latest from a Clinton campaign worker who claims she was groped by Trump […]

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Huma Abedin Finally Cuts Off Weiner

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Huma Abedin is separating from her husband Anthony Weiner in the wake of his latest sexting scandal. The Clinton campaign manager released a statement on Monday morning just hours after the New York Post reported that Weiner had been sending lewd texts to another woman behind her back, marking […]

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Trump: Hillary’s Lingering Illness Due To Visiting Famous Tijuana Donkey Show in March

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

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Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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Sex In The Oval Office – The Bill Clinton Transcripts

Part III The Lewinsky Scandal The White House (satireworld.com) President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having illicit sex in the Oval Office […]

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Elon Musk warns Democrats not to use Tesla charging stations with their solar powered Dildos!

Tyler, TX – (satireworld.com) Shortly after a Hilary Supporter was found dead in ecstasy, a Tesla exec and con man warned transsexuals and lesbians not to try to re-power their love toys from govt funded recharging stations which are popping up everywhere!

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The ‘World’s Most Interesting Man’ Hates Politics

Coast of Paraguay – (satireworld.com) Fernando Monte Verde retired a number of years ago from a successful business career and at that time would have never believed he would one day be the envy of every male on the planet! But today Fernando certainly is that man.

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Meet the Stupidest Member of Congress…..And that Says Alot!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Looking like she posed for a 1950’s vintage box cover for some curl relaxing product. Sheila Jackson-Lee brings on and piles it high with heaps of plain old stupidity leaving many people to ponder….Who voted in this jackass anyway?

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Is Obama Really A ‘Dickhead’? Russia’s Vladimir Putin thinks so!

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

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Syrian Dating Site ‘Ashley Martyrdom’ Hacked, Subscribers Outed

MOSUL – The popular Middle Eastern dating site, Ashley Martyrdom, has been hacked and the identities of thousands of ISIS subscribers have been revealed. The outing of many militant fighters has caused much infighting within the ranks of the terror group and sparked a fierce debate over what kind of punishments should be handed out […]

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Mashpee Radisson’ website in organized adultery probe

By Oleg Penkovsky Mashpee, Massachusetts – (satireworld.com) A Cape Cod hot spot popular with vacationing Washington DC area adultery suspects has been dragged into the furor about an online dating-cum-social netjerking membership service’s secret accounts. Angry residents blame a drunken Tea Party game of ‘Chinese Whispers’ for implicating the local Mashpee Radisson hotel as the […]

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Uproar over Mayor De Blasio’s porn doors scheme

New York – (satireworld.com) Campaign donors who bankrolled Bill de Blasio’s triumphant 2014 City Hall win are up in arms over a mayoral housing scheme that limits NYC renters’ internet porn access at new residential properties built on municipal land.

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Bargis Tryhol Makes It Official…Enters 2016 Presidential Race

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Bargis Tryhol, the endearing and witty writer turned political activist and now 2016 Presidential Candidate, has issued his own stimulus plan to end the Obama-nomic turn down stagnating the entire US economy. Today Tryhol released his own 'Economic Stimulus' he plans to implement immediately upon taking office in January 2017.

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Boy Who Received Real Victoria Secret Model For Christmas Upset Over Where To Place The Batteries

Buffalo, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Kevin Bey seems the normal 15 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories that give his sister laughs. Most would say he was just a normal kid with a big imagination. He certainly had enough friends to keep him company and play sports with. But that […]

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