ArchivesTag : sex

Zingers: Misc.

(satireworld.com)] Off and on, for about six years, I wrote “snippets” for a different humor website. These were also easy one or two line jokes with a simple set up, followed by a punch line. Some people call these zingers or and others call them different names.

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Women in Missionary Positions Living in Islamic Countries Warned of Dangers

Cairo, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) The U.S. Embassy in Cairo has issued a warning for American females taking traditional missionary positions while serving in the middle east, saying they could be targets for terrorists. “The Embassy has credible information suggesting terrorist interest in targeting U.S. females in Egypt and in Syria,” a message posted on the […]

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‘Close, But No Cigar’ Mini-series To Tell Hillary Clinton Story on National TV

Hollywood Studios,CA – (SatireWorld.com) In response to the reports that several mini-series about Hillary Clinton are soon to be broadcast on CNN and NBC which would overtly promote her political ambitions, the editorial staff of SatireWorld have decided to produce a three-part series about the Bill Clinton – Monica Lewinski affair that captivated America in […]

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The Guide to Etiquette in the 21st Century

Peoria, IL – (satireworld.com) The latest people to write the Emily Post, Amy Vanderbilt, Ann Landers, Dear Abby, and Hints from Heloise column have all joined together to create a guide for etiquette in the 21st century.

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Bill Clinton: “Contrary to Ed Klein’s Book, Hillary Does Not Have Acute Angina’

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Ed Klein’s newly released book ‘Blood Feud’ revealed that ex- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has a heart ailment that she has kept secret hoping to avoid controversy that would hinder her chances to become president in 2016. Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

Meanwhile, in La-La land Homos everywhere go on pretending to be normal and expecting YOU to buy into the fantasy as well or be called homophobic.

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White House Quietly Intervenes in Transvaginal Mesh Lawsuits

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The White House has asked US Attorney General Eric Holder and the Department of Justice (DOJ) lawyers to quickly and quietly settle all outstanding Transvaginal Mesh lawsuit cases.

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “London Gay Pride Parade Unsuccessful With Football Fans and Players Here in Brazil”

Brazil-FIFA World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Brazilian Sheep Ranches Hire Security Guards to Protect Flocks from Football Players”

Brazil – World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of […]

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PHOTO OF THE DAY

‘Next time you sit for an interview Hillary, I suggest you check the mirror’

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.

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Famous Rosemary Rottencrotch Announces Her Retirement (Photos)

Pittsburg, PA – (satireworld.com) Rosemary Rottencrotch, perhaps the English speaking world’s most famous tart, has announced her retirement today after a 75 year career of being the punchline and sophomoric foil in literally thousands of jokes, stories, adolescent bragging, and military marching liturgies.

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Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing.

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz Still Missing Since Halloween Fright Night!

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com) The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!

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Jessica Simpson To Join FOX News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Fox News announced its summer news lineup and a surprising new co-anchor is being added to the O’Reilly Factor normally broadcast during viewing prime time. The addition of a new and fresh face to the highly viewed Bill O’Reilly show was a surprise to most loyal viewers, but the […]

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Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials

Los Angeles – (satireworld.com) Not only has embattled owner of the LA Clippers basketball team, Donald Sterling, been banned for life from the NBA for his racist remarks, but virtually every other organization in America that is widely known by their initials have banned him as well.

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Monica Lewinski Turns 40 Years Old Today…Bill Clinton Will Not Be sending A Card!

New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Forty years old. Can you believe it ? It seems like only yesterday, She was crawling around the White House Oval Office on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don’t they?

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Global Warming Blamed For Women’s Worldwide Vagina Cool Down

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com) Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

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Obama denies involvement in gay Hollywood “Bugger-Bugger” pool parties; Claims he never learned to snorkel!

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) The Obama White House took the offensive today even as the widening investigation into Hollywood gay pedophile activity expanded with threats to name even more names in what is being called “Bugger-Gate’ and threatens even the highest political offices in the land.

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Chelsea Clinton Baby Drama! Baby Daddy Confusion For 2016!

New York City – (satireworld.com) Chelsea Clinton was beaming on the red carpet Thursday night, just hours after sharing with the world the happy news that she and Marc Mezvinsky are expecting their first child. The 34-year-old revealed she was pregnant Thursday afternoon to reporters who couldn’t wait tp swoon over a positive angle on […]

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Obama Outlines Plan To Tax Heterosexual Intercourse – But Will Allow Gay Waivers

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration came out today with tax increase guns blazing, as the President increased pressure on the Senate to raise more funding for Obamacare which is experiencing slow growth and a funding shortage.

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OJ Simpson Wants Justin Beiber To Share His Jail Cell, But Only If He Brings Pics Of His Girlfriend

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Bad boy singer and thug wannabee Justin Beiber is in really big trouble. His recent Miami arrest for DUI, resisting arrest, drugs, terrorism, and wearing his trousers too low resulted in a conviction and a 14 year sentence in federal prison.

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School For Sexual Predators Successful in Obtaining Federal Grant Funding

Washington, DC – (Satireworld.com) As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and transgender community’s outreach program, the Uncle Herbert School of Childhood Diseases and Molestation has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to have the school’s inclusion with-in the federally […]

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The Modern Day ‘Harvey Girls’….Harvey Weinstein’s Attempt To Screw The NRA On His Famous ‘Casting Couch’

. Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) War on Women? Sexism? Wealth sharing? Gun control? Job equality? Liberalism? Yes, those are the talking points of today’s left, but the icons of the movement sing a different tune when it pertains to themselves and their personal attitudes. The true hypocrits in our modern culture attempt to bend traditional […]

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WNBA New York Liberty to Change Name to New York Knickers

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The NBA’s New York Knicks (formerly the Knickerbockers) have been organized as a professional basketball team since 1946, while the WNBA’s New York Liberty have only been around since 1997. The two teams share the same owner. The men’s team normally fills their basketball arena during games while the […]

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Forlorn Writer Convinces Super Model Kate Upton To Be His New Years Eve Date

Las Cruces- (SatireWorld.com) Kate Upton just might go to a New Year’s Eve event with a Local Las Cruces man just because he asked nicely in a video he made with several of his friends and with the help of his lawn man Carlos.

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Canadian Sex Experts Say…Pedophilia is a ‘Sexual Orientation’

Toronto, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) Straight, gay, bi, trans, and now…pedophile? Yes, you knew this was coming and the miscreant who’s molesting kids will have the protection of ‘sexual orientation’ on their side in the future. In fact, look for him or her to be proudly marching in a furure Gay Pride Parade!

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Gay Epidemic In China’s Future As Parents Abort Record Numbers Of Female Fetuses

Beijing, China-(SatireWorld.com) It’s a well known state secret that by the year 2020 an epidemic of male homosexuality will sweep a nation of a billion plus people making China the largest nation of single gay men on the planet.

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NFL says-“Miley Dry Humping On Stage During Super Bowl Halftime OK – But No Advertisers Who Sell Guns’

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Taking a page from Michael Bloomberg’s anti-gun playbook, the NFL banned a prospective advertiser from placing a multi-million dollar pro-Second Amendment ad during the upcoming Super Bowl. The Daniel Defense company’s 60 second commercial stated the right to a citiizen self defense and defending one’s family and showed no firearms […]

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Beckham’s hazing confession: “I Was Forced Into Self-Sex Acts While at Manchester United”

Manchester (UK) – SatireWorld.com) David Beckham was forced to perform a humiliating sex act while looking at a photo of soccer fan Ian Youngs during a bizarre homoerotic hazing ritual, the soccer star admits in a new documentary.

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