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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I done something mean to some of them yellow bellied, lilly livered, tofu fartin’, pinko, commie yankees and I don’t know if I oughtta confess to the cops or sumthin’. What do you think?
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I heard tell that this woman sued McDonald’s because she put her cup of hot coffee between her legs, spilled it, and burnt herself. She got a million dollars or something and now places got to warn folks that coffee is hot.
Full StoryF.D.A. Refuses To Allow Import of Breakfast Cereal “Dingleberry Nut Crunch” Into U.S.A.
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Food and Drug Administration issued a release saying that a new breakfast cereal from England, Dingleberry Nut Crunch, will not be allowed to be imported into or sold in the United States. The cereal, which has become a best seller in the British Isles, has a marketing campaign similar to [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear American Infidel Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I just heard another of your Satanic American songs. The singer said that he liked to go swimming with bowlegged women. The decadence continued when he sang that he liked it because he could swim between their legs.
Full StoryReverend Farrakhan Claims “Spirit of St. Louis” Was Named After His Ghost Before His Birth
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com) The Reverend Louis Farrakhan, leader of the mostly African-American religious movement called “The Nation of Islam,” is claiming that Charles Lindbergh’s plane “The Spirit of St. Louis” was actually named after him. The airplane, which Lindbergh flew on the first solo, non-stop flight from North America to Europe (New York to [...]
Full Story5,000 Moslems in England To Move To Falkland Islands
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Slightly over 5000 British Moslems, most of whom were born in the Middle East, have announced plans to relocate to the Falkland Islands. As the current population of the Falklands is less than 3200, this will give the area a new look and a new majority culture.
Full StoryFlags At Half Mast In Middle East Following Whitney Houston’s Death
Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) For the first time in recorded history, the Moslem nations of the middle east (which is basically everybody but Israel) have all lowered their flags to half mast at the death of a woman. Even more surprising is that this is an American woman and a black woman and an entertainer! [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Friday Edition)
Dear Mr. Turdblossom, Would you please define the following terms for me. As I live in Lancaster, England, I am not familiar with your Southern American expressions. What is a “redneck”? What is a “Good Old Boy”? What is the meaning of “ya’ll”? Is that singular or plural? What is the meaning of the expression [...]
Full StoryOnly ‘The Shadow’ Knows: Dodgy UK Defence Minister Under Fire About “Pocket Rocket” Dubai Deal!
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Defence (sic) Minister Liam Fox has come under increased fire about his ‘close personal relationship’ with his former Flat Mate after it has been revealed that not only did he sit in on sensitive security and defence meetings in Dubai, but he accompanied “The Doctor” on his honeymoon, and recent vacation [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Saturday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I’ve heard tell lots of idears to get even with them moslem raghead sheep fuckin’ cowards who caused the 9-11 stuff. Here’s my idea (and please tell me what you think of it). We get all the Governors in this country (cuz we know the President and them pussies in Congress [...]
Full StoryQueen Admits “We Only Saved Falkland Islands For The Sheep”
Falkland Islands – (SatireWorld.com) Queen Elizabeth II admitted in a candid interview that the only reason Great Britain came to the rescue of the Falkland Islands in the 1982 war was for the sheep. In that war, Argentina claimed ownership of the small, sparsely inhabited island chain and England won the islands back in a [...]
Full StoryOsama Bin Laden’s Widowed Sheep Say That Raid Was A Baaaaa’d Experience
Islamabad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) The widowed sheep left behind at the death of Osama Bin Laden say that the Navy SEAL raid on their compound was a “baaaaa’d experience,” From their temporary holding pen at the livestock area of the Pakistan capital, the twelve sheep and two camels opened up to reporters for the first [...]
Full StoryWhite House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called “invaluable in his service to his country in this time of [...]
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