ArchivesTag : Snooki

Hurricane Sandy Washes ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Out to Sea. Snooki Feared Lost!

Seaside Heights, New Jersey – (SatireWorld.com) As the vicious waves pounded the dunes and boardwalk at famous Seaside Heights, the MTV home of the cast of Jersey Shore was demolished by 24 foot waves and swept out to sea. Previously thought abandoned by an order to evacuate all low lying areas, officials conceeded that one […]

Full Story

Priceless: BT and Cap Talk About New Jersey in “the old days!”

Newark, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) Ahhh, the Garden State…..BS (before Snooki)….whatever happened to our ‘yout?’ Bargis and Cap were reminiscing just the other day over a cold one (or three) off the coast of Florida on a yacht owned by the World’s Most Interesting Man, as they watched a Chinese Oil Rig move into position just […]

Full Story

As Waves Pound New Jersey Coast MTV’s ‘Snooki’ Feared Washed Out To Sea

Snooki, who claims she can swallow a pickle whole and still breathe, is believed lost at sea.

Seaside Heights, New Jersey – (SatireWorld.com) As the vicious waves pounded the dunes and boardwalk at famous Seaside Heights, the MTV home of the cast of Jersey Shore was demolished by 24 foot waves and swept out to sea. Previously thought abandoned by an order to evacuate all low lying areas, officials conceeded that one […]

Full Story

Jersey Shore’s Snooki Joins Moammar Gaddafi’s Army

Seaside Heights, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) The parents of popular reality star Snooki appealed to the government of Libya today, in an effort to get Colonel Gaddafi to send their daughter home before she gets hurt or hurts someone. The diminative Snooki, the main cast member of the MTV reality show ‘Jersey Shore,’ reportedly took a hiatus from […]

Full Story

Prince William And Wife Kate Guest Appear On Jersey Shore Reality Series

Windsor Castle-(SatireWorld.com) Hoping to catch some beach time and warming June sun, Prince William and his new bride Princess Kate spent a few days with the cast of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ down at the New Jersey Italian Rivera also known to locals as…Seaside Heights. Billed as a royal slum fest, the royal duo were invited […]

Full Story

Snooki Left ‘Gobsmacked’ After Limey Reporter Suffers Sneezing Fit At Cast Party!

Satire News Pool Reporter Harold Worth was yet in the center of another controversy after the Limey Expatriate was assigned to cover the cast party for the TV Reality show “Jersey Shore” as they kicked off their new season of bad taste, big boobs and big hair in a gay way.

Full Story

Parents Distraught As ‘Jersey Shore’ Snooki Turns Up Missing

Seaside Heights, NJ-(SatireWorld.com) The parents of popular reality star Snooki appealed to the government of Libya today, in an effort to get Colonel Gaddafi to send their daughter home before she gets hurt or hurts someone. The diminative Snooki, the main cast member of the MTV reality show ‘Jersey Shore,’ reportedly took a hiatus from […]

Full Story

Prince William And New Wife Kate Middleton To Guest Star On MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ In July

Windsor Castle-(SatireWorld.com) Hoping to catch some beach time and warming July sun, Prince William and his then new bride Princess Kate are planning to spend a few days with the cast of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ down at the New Jersey Italian Rivera also known to locals as…Seaside Heights. Billed as a royal slum fest, the […]

Full Story

Jersey Shore’s Snooki Grows A Full Beard After Eating A Taco Bell Taco

Seaside Heights, NJ-(satireworld.com) Jersey Shore cast member and regular face on myriads of tabloids, Snooki Polizzi, has checked into a famed dematology clinic after sprouting a massive moustache and beard that threatened her acting career and caused her boyfriend to vomit after eating a similar meal.

Full Story

North Korean Leader Vows To Make Snooki A Real Star By Placing Her In A Missile Nose Cone

Pyongyang-(satireworld.com) North Korea’s Kim Jong Il was sadly disappointed over the drunken escapades of MTV’s Snooki during the final segment Jersey Shore. He promised the Italian midget a one-way trip to real stardom, if she should choose. He plans to have his military place her on a three-stage Long Dong missle and have her strapped […]

Full Story

Jersey Shore “Cluster” As 4’2″ Snooki Disappears in 8′ Snow Bank After Binge Drinking!

Seaside Heights, NJ (satireworld.com) Frantic Fans of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, joined in a frenzied search for the top heavy, short and portly reality star after she went out to ‘take a leak’ during a blizzard in Pt. Pleasant, NJ at her favorite beer & pizza joint. Friends with her during the late night ‘snack attack’ […]

Full Story

‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Leaves Vast Oil Slick Off New Jersey Beach

EPA officials issued a temporary restraining order against the cast and crew of the popular MTV show ‘Jersey Shore.’  The restraining order cited the discovery of a 14 mile greasy oil slick that spread northward from Seaside Heights up to Sandy Hook caused by the cast taking a dip in the surf last weekend. The actors […]

Full Story