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Redneck Reporter Risks Life, Limb and Virginity To Get Taliban Story
Sadr City, Iraq – (SatireWorld.com) The Alliance “Rednecks for Getting Our Asses Out Of Iraq” has succeeded in getting one of its reporters into a tent with the famous Al Queda leader Imo Likemen by pretending to be a correspondent from the British newspaper ‘Snooty News’. Lex Beergut managed to get in with the big [...]
Full StorySigmund Freud Contacts Satire World
Dear Editor: I felt as a professional psychiatrist I had to contact Satire World about Philbert of Macadamia’s story of May 16, 2013 entitled “Former NAACP Official to Meet With Tea Party Leaders.”
Full StoryOsama Bin Laden’s Son-in-Law Arrested….US Judge Tells Him To ‘Take a Bath’
Manhattan Federal Detention Center A son-in-law of Osama bin Laden who acted as a spokesman for al Qaida, pleaded not guilty in federal court on Friday to conspiracy to kill Americans.
Full StorySecond Annual Eat-A-Turd-For Mohammed Day Draws Big Crowds In Afghan’s Helmand Province
Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the second annual "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day" hoping to capitalize on recent events that show American forces leaving soon and the threat of reprisals against one-time Afghan/American allies proving more to be a legitimate concern.
Full StoryMysterious Indianapolis Explosion that Killed two Linked to Presidential Xbox!
Indianapolis, IN – (SatireWorld.com) UN Ambassador Susan Rice made the rounds of 5 Sunday talk shows to emphasize that the devastating explosion in Indiana that killed 2, destroyed 2 homes, blew up 18 others, left 27 uninhabitable and obliterated a “Marco Rubio in 2016″ campaign HQ was the result of ‘spontaneous combustion’ and not the [...]
Full StoryChicago NATO Meet: Evac Plans Ready, No Fly Zone, Martial Law, Secret Service Vetts Hookers!
Obamaland, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Downtown Chicago, including Lake Shore Drive, is preparing to defend itself against ugly demonstrations planned by the Taliban and OWS activists during the May 1-21 Obama/NATO Fundraiser hosted by Hussein Obama at the $1m a plate dinner to be held in the Empire Room of the famous Drake Hotel.
Full StoryFormer Terrorist Given S.B.A. Loan Under Obama Stimulus Plan
A former Lieutenant in the Taliban, recently released after serving five years in prison, has opened a new local eatery. The Taliban Pizza Man offers dine-in, take-out, and delivery service from it’s new location on Main Street (just south of the Post Office).
Full StoryTaliban Decapitate Pakistan Baker After After Mohammed’s Image Found On Cupcake
Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.Com) The February 12 decapitation of a 70-year-old baker in Landi Kotal, near the Khyber region, by the Taliban, has terrorised the local population and aroused universal condemnation from tribal societies and human rights activists. Except in Washington where President Obama called for an end to making phony images of Mohammed and [...]
Full StoryState Department Welcomes Taliban As New Washington, DC Embassy Opens
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) As hundreds of Toyota pick-up trucks delivered furnishings and military equipment to the new Afghanistan Taliban embassy on Washington, DC’s ‘K’ Street address, the United States State Department sent over a house warming gift of a dozen bagels and assorted fruits.
Full StoryThe ‘Real Housewives Of Islamabad’ Set To Premier On US Cable TV
Islamabad, Pakistan -(SatireWorld.com) Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few tempers as season one of The Real Housewives of Islamabad makes its way to the small screen. Shot on location in Pakistan’s capitol, Islamabad, the first of sixteen segments is set to begin final editing as soon as goat herding [...]
Full StoryImprovised Explosive Device (IED) Disguised As Cream Puff Injures Kirtsie Alley. Police suspect Jenny Craig Taliban
Boston Cream, MA – (SatireWorld.com) An explosion a busy TV studio in the heart of Boston today, as broken glass and body parts littered the sidewalk ijn gfront of WYFAT television studios. Helpless bystanders saw it happen, though not one of them could help actress Kirtsie Alley after a cream puff Improvised Explosive Device(IED) went [...]
Full StoryHillary Claims She Was Ready To Step In In Case The US Navy SEAL Team Failed
The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) Riding high on the Administration’s recent glory over the elimination of al Qeada’s top man, Osama Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton is the latest Administration member to spike the football and add her own credit for the killing of Bin Laden.
Full StoryArmy Orders First All Homosexual Division Into Battle
Kabul, Aghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) Feeling the political pressure from the liberal White House and members of the Congress who supported the newly authorized role for gays, the US Army has sent the first all homosexual fighting battalion into battle with orders to capture a village in the remote tribal area of Afghanistan.
Full StoryEat-a-Turd For Mohammed Day A Big Success With Taliban in Tribal Afghanistan
. Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the official "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day." Swarming into remote mountain villages the armed Taliban forced villagers at gunpoint to eat their own crap in order to show their"true submission to Mohammed"….said Ziki Al-Ghabouni, a spokesman for [...]
Full StoryRob Pattinson Signs Twilight III Deal….Kristen Stewart Fired!
Hollywood, CA-(SatireWorld.com) Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattison planned to film their next feature film in Afghanistan. ‘Tales of the Taliban Vampires’ is expected to be released in 2011. In alignment with past vampire genre movies that have made Rob and Kristen rich and famous, producer Chris Rampage has announced the production start of his latest [...]
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