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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #25

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Sgt Bergdahl “cleared for duty”: $350k in back pay, direct commission, TOP Secret Crypto clearance and duty in elite counter intelligence unit as Taliban interpreter!

The Pentagon – (satireworld.com) Bergdahl who went ‘walk about’ in Afghanistan after having enough of US ‘war mongering’ and hooking up with the Taliban, agreeing to be a sex surrogate to honor ANAL Fatwa declared by a local Inman for lonely Jihadist, has been declared ‘rehabilitated’ according to US army psychiatrists and a VA proctologist.

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Obama Approves Charles Manson’s Release From California Prison After 45+ Years

Folsom Prison, CA -(satireworld.com) 1960s hippie and cult leader Charles Manson was immediately released after a succesful civil liberties appeal brought before the California Supreme Court by a lawsuit sponsored by the US Justice Department.

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Barack Obama’s Version of……’This Is Nothing!’ (The Obama Timeline to another scandal)

The White House – Via The Wilderness In the movie Wag the Dog, a skilled political operative (Robert DeNiro) and a famed movie producer (Dustin Hoffman) devise a plan to stage a POW rescue to keep the President’s sex scandal from torpedoing his re-election chances. Images of his face are held up with flags. They […]

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Barack Obama Presents….’Saving Private Bergdahl’

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) What do you do when scandal after scandal rocks your presidency on a daily basis like the VA disaster? Why, you sensationalize a story(any story) so your allies in the mainstream media can divert all media attention to a ‘feel good’ distraction showing your presidential humanitarian commitment to ‘your troops.’

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Taliban Ceasefire after reports 71 Virgins on Strike Due to Confusion in signing up for Obamacare!

Kabul, Afghanistan – (satireworld.com) In a surprise move that took Nato forces off guard, Taliban fighters in Afghanistan declared an indefinite ceasefire until Obamacare glitches can be worked out according to a tribal spokesman which have led to all 71 Virgins going on a walk out.

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NATO Jet Shoots Down Prophet Mohammed In Ten Minute Dog Fight

Kabul, Afghanistan NATO forces confirmed today that a Royal Air Force F-16 shot down the Prophet Mohammed crossing over into Afghanistan air space after ignoring requests that he turn around and head back to Pakistan.

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Sigmund Freud Contacts Satire World

Dear Editor: I felt as a professional psychiatrist I had to contact Satire World about Philbert of Macadamia’s story of May 16, 2013 entitled “Former NAACP Official to Meet With Tea Party Leaders.”

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Osama Bin Laden’s Son-in-Law Arrested….US Judge Tells Him To ‘Take a Bath’

Manhattan Federal Detention Center A son-in-law of Osama bin Laden who acted as a spokesman for al Qaida, pleaded not guilty in federal court on Friday to conspiracy to kill Americans.

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Second Annual Eat-A-Turd-For Mohammed Day Draws Big Crowds In Afghan’s Helmand Province

Afghanistan Tribal Areas-(SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the second annual "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day" hoping to capitalize on recent events that show American forces leaving soon and the threat of reprisals against one-time Afghan/American allies proving more to be a legitimate concern.

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Mysterious Indianapolis Explosion that Killed two Linked to Presidential Xbox!

Indianapolis, IN – (SatireWorld.com) UN Ambassador Susan Rice made the rounds of 5 Sunday talk shows to emphasize that the devastating explosion in Indiana that killed 2, destroyed 2 homes, blew up 18 others, left 27 uninhabitable and obliterated a “Marco Rubio in 2016″ campaign HQ was the result of ‘spontaneous combustion’ and not the […]

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Chicago NATO Meet: Evac Plans Ready, No Fly Zone, Martial Law, Secret Service Vetts Hookers!

Obamaland, IL – (SatireWorld.com) Downtown Chicago, including Lake Shore Drive, is preparing to defend itself against ugly demonstrations planned by the Taliban and OWS activists during the May 1-21 Obama/NATO Fundraiser hosted by Hussein Obama at the $1m a plate dinner to be held in the Empire Room of the famous Drake Hotel.

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Former Terrorist Given S.B.A. Loan Under Obama Stimulus Plan

A former Lieutenant in the Taliban, recently released after serving five years in prison, has opened a new local eatery. The Taliban Pizza Man offers dine-in, take-out, and delivery service from it’s new location on Main Street (just south of the Post Office).

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Taliban Decapitate Pakistan Baker After After Mohammed’s Image Found On Cupcake

Kabul, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.Com) The February 12 decapitation of a 70-year-old baker in Landi Kotal, near the Khyber region, by the Taliban, has terrorised the local population and aroused universal condemnation from tribal societies and human rights activists. Except in Washington where President Obama called for an end to making phony images of Mohammed and […]

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State Department Welcomes Taliban As New Washington, DC Embassy Opens

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) As hundreds of Toyota pick-up trucks delivered furnishings and military equipment to the new Afghanistan Taliban embassy on Washington, DC’s ‘K’ Street address, the United States State Department sent over a house warming gift of a dozen bagels and assorted fruits.

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The ‘Real Housewives Of Islamabad’ Set To Premier On US Cable TV

Islamabad, Pakistan -(SatireWorld.com) Reality TV’s latest offering is sure to raise eyebrows and a few tempers as season one of The Real Housewives of Islamabad makes its way to the small screen. Shot on location in Pakistan’s capitol, Islamabad, the first of sixteen segments is set to begin final editing as soon as goat herding […]

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Improvised Explosive Device (IED) Disguised As Cream Puff Injures Kirtsie Alley. Police suspect Jenny Craig Taliban

Boston Cream, MA – (SatireWorld.com) An explosion a busy TV studio in the heart of Boston today, as broken glass and body parts littered the sidewalk ijn gfront of WYFAT television studios. Helpless bystanders saw it happen, though not one of them could help actress Kirtsie Alley after a cream puff Improvised Explosive Device(IED) went […]

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Hillary Claims She Was Ready To Step In In Case The US Navy SEAL Team Failed

The State Department – (SatireWorld.com) Riding high on the Administration’s recent glory over the elimination of al Qeada’s top man, Osama Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton is the latest Administration member to spike the football and add her own credit for the killing of Bin Laden.

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Army Orders First All Homosexual Division Into Battle

Kabul, Aghanistan-(SatireWorld.com) Feeling the political pressure from the liberal White House and members of the Congress who supported the newly authorized role for gays, the US Army has sent the first all homosexual fighting battalion into battle with orders to capture a village in the remote tribal area of Afghanistan.

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Eat-a-Turd For Mohammed Day A Big Success With Taliban in Tribal Afghanistan

Helmand Province, Afghanistan – (SatireWorld.com) In the remote tribal areas of eatern Afghanistan the Taliban declared today as the official "Eat A Turd For Mohammed Day." Swarming into remote mountain villages the armed Taliban forced villagers at gunpoint to eat their own crap in order to show their"true submission to Mohammed"….said Ziki Al-Ghabouni, a spokesman […]

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Rob Pattinson Signs Twilight III Deal….Kristen Stewart Fired!

Hollywood, CA-(SatireWorld.com) Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattison planned to film their next feature film in Afghanistan. ‘Tales of the Taliban Vampires’ is expected to be released in 2011. In alignment with past vampire genre movies that have made Rob and Kristen rich and famous, producer Chris Rampage has announced the production start of his latest […]

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