ArchivesTag : terrorists

Ever Wonder Why Muslims Aren’t Happy?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims, and the terrorists that some are so quick to embrace, don’t appear to be happy. Why is it they always seem to want to hurry themselves along in commiting suicide even at relatively young ages.

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Can Muslims Ever Be Good Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians?

Somewhere On Planet Earth- (SatireWorld.com) This is certainly a thought to ponder after repeated attacks and planned attacks against western countries. Maybe this is why our American-Australian-British-Canadian Muslims are being so quiet and not speaking out in anger about atrocities committed against innocent people. When was the last time (if ever) an Islamic leader called […]

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Boston Crime: 1200 Community College Students Deported as “persons of non-interest’ in Cover Up!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Satire World undercover sources now report that over 1200 students from ‘overseas’ have suddenly vanished from a Boston Community College, (which can not be named due to a White House Blackout) after traces of gun powder, batteries, circuit breakers and free Obama cellphones have been traced back to Dzhokhar Tsarnacv’s dorm […]

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Crisis in Boston: Cops Run Short of Ammo & Donuts During Lockdown!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) In the aftermath of the Bean Town Marathon Murder and Mayhem, followed by the Watertown Meltdown, the entire Boston area surrounding Copley square and the area which houses several of the nation’s most liberal bastions of education have ground to a halt due to a total lock down.

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Support for Broken Boston Pours in from White House: Obama Promises ‘flyover’ Soon to Show Support!

Boston,MA – (SatireWorld.com) While president Barack Obama has yet to make a public appearance concerning the apparent terror attack in Boston leaving several dead and at least a hundred maimed, the White House announced that in a show of support and solidarity he would commission a symbolic ‘flyover’ in Air Force 1 on his way […]

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Osama Bin Laden’s Son-in-Law Arrested….US Judge Tells Him To ‘Take a Bath’

Manhattan Federal Detention Center A son-in-law of Osama bin Laden who acted as a spokesman for al Qaida, pleaded not guilty in federal court on Friday to conspiracy to kill Americans.

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Obama’s October Surprise….Bombs Away On Libya!

The Pentagon- (SatireWorld.com) A Defense Department official confirmed that there is advance planning for a “substantial air package” against targets in Libya. Military sources suggest that this means that flight missions against Libyan targets will include manned flights, not merely drones.

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Home Secretary Theresa May Calls for Press Conference Yesterday Over Pensioner Accused of Killing 4′ Rat!

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A disheveled, dazed and confused Theresa May, the 56 year old MP from Maidenhead (NPI), and the besieged Home Secretary today called for a 3 PM news conference yesterday, to discuss ‘yuman rights as they apply to rats entering the country illegally , posing threats to the populace and being exterminated […]

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London’s Mayoral Candidate Promises To Turn The City Into…a Muslim Londonstan

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Mayoral candidate Ken Livingstone has promised to turn London into a “beacon” for the words of the Prophet Mohammed in a sermon at one of the capital’s most controversial mosques. Later he was quoted as saying, “I promise to rename our fair city London-stan!”

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Israel’s Message to Iran After Threats: GO WITH GOD!

Tehran, Iran – (SatireWorld.com) Tensions in the middle east have ratcheted up in recent weeks upon reports that Iran is prepared to carry out state sponsored terrorist attacks throughout the free world to include both short and long range missile strikes.

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Osama Bin Laden’s Bunny Slippers Make Their Way To eBay

Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com) According to SatireWorld reporter Walter Bucket, a more complete story of the rercent Al-Qeada raid that killed Osama Bin Laden is coming to light after an unusual item has made its way onto the popular auction site eBay.

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Paki Cabdrivers in NY Shut Down City after US Cuts Welfare to Pakistan!

New York City (SatireWorld.com) In a massive retaliation to the US government withholding $800m in military aid to Pakistan, NYC cabdrivers staged a noon day walkout leaving the city snarled in a massive traffic jam. The increased traffic threatened to shut down Wall Street and caused billions in lost revenue.

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Steven Tyler and Whoopie Goldberg To Train Gitmo Terror Detainees To Become Artists

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba – (SatireWorld.com) Government officials have readied the George Seros Media Center production studio and theater in anticipation of new arrivals from the US prison at Guantanamo Bay, which houses almost 400 terrorist suspects from around the globe.

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Obama Poll Numbers Slump As Romney Draws Even—Now More Terror Targets Sought!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) With Mitt Romney fresh into the 2012 political foray, Barry Obama’s poll numbers have receded since the Osama Bin Laden raid in which the terror leader was sent to meet his 72 virgins. Soon after, Obama saw a temporary spike in his approval numbers which in light of recent bad economic […]

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US Navy SEALS Find Al Qeada’s Ayman al-Zawahri In Cairo Gay Bar

Cairo, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) Cairo’s notorious gay bar scene became the latest focal point on the world’s war on terror as dozens of well armed US Navy SEALs burst through doors and windows to subdue one of the world’s worst terrorists… Ayman al-Zawahri.

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The Holy Jihad Comic Book Series Gains Fans Worldwide

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) The popular series of the The Holy Jihad Comic Books have broken publication records that spanned four decades. With the introduction of ‘Burka Madness’ and the second edition, ‘Infidels Invade the 7-11’, a second and third work shift of printers had to be hired to keep up with demand from […]

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Disney World and Dubai World Enter Into New Reality Action Attraction Featuring Live Navy Seals and Condemned Terrorists!

Dubai – (SatireWorld.com) Disney World, Inc, LLC, the world wide entertainment conglomerate announced it has reached agreement with Dubai World to add to their popular sea side attraction by constructing a real live Seal encounter pavilion featuring Navy Seals practicing hunting/killing training missions.

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Don Corleone-‘Osama Sleeps With The Fishes’

Hey! Nothing personal, just business!

Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Retired mafia boss Don Corleone isn’t one to mince words and when the Don speaks about business, you can pretty much take that to the bank. That is, if it isn’t one of the banks his crew just visited.

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Osama Bin Laden Didn’t Get His 72 Virgins

Mecca, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com) Clerics within the Moslem religion have revealed that terrorist and Al-Queda leader Osama Bin Laden did not receive his expected 72 virgins in the afterlife. The mass murderer and director of the 9/11 attacks was killed in Pakistan, but did not go to any form of heaven, said the Mullahs […]

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