ArchivesTag : the Spoof

Killer Shark Spotted Close to Clintons’ Long Island Rental

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com) Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

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Who Ya Callin’ A Comey Bastard??

Washington AC/DC – (Satireworld) Code breakers gathering for the FBI’s annual cryptology beano this weekend are miffed at the introduction of intrusive ‘cavity’ searches amid mounting speculation that a Bob Hanssen-style communist sympathizer may have infiltrated the Bureau’s legendary decryption division.

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‘The Bernie’ Haircut Biggest Style Trend Since ‘The Rachel’

Liberal Land, MA – (satireworld.com) As America gets to know the socialist in Bernie Sanders, they are quickly learning something else about him. He’s a ladies man. A chick magnet. And it’s not his policies that are winning the women over, it’s the wild, wiry, white head of hair that are driving Democratic females crazy. […]

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TV Game Show Marketed Toward Acne Sufferers Hits The Airwaves

Television City, Hollywood – (satireworld.com) Acne sufferers rejoice! A TV show is about to debut that has you in the headlines. Popular TV show host Russell Brand announced today that auditions for Can You Pop-A-Pimple has begun at Television City in Hollywood.

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Antiques Road Show Uncovers Antique Bureau Worth 3.5M Spoof Points!

The Spoof – (satireworld.com) A dowdy London retiree, saying he ‘really didn’t need it anymore’, lugged an antique Victorian Bureau in for appraisal on the Antique Road Show, and found after an appraisal it was worth over 3.5M Spoof Points!

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #160

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

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When Bullying Cloaks Itself in the Guise of Intellectual Superiority and Descends Into Offensive Slurs, You Know You’ve Proved Your Point!

Somewhere in the USA – (SatireWorld.com) Most sites such as Satire World are primarily focused on Satire; ironic, iconic, biting and often humorous, but they also provide a forum of sorts for those who desire to set their thoughts on paper and throw them out to the cyber universe to see what sticks to the […]

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Internet Editor Stricken With Mad Ebola Cow Disease

The following Editorial is an apology from the editor and owner of England’s on line humour magazine: The Spoof.

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Disgraced Former World Cup Official Spotted at Latest Games”

(Brazil) – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the games and […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “London Gay Pride Parade Unsuccessful With Football Fans and Players Here in Brazil”

Brazil-FIFA World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of the […]

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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Brazilian Sheep Ranches Hire Security Guards to Protect Flocks from Football Players”

Brazil – World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World Cup. This is, other than the Olympics, the most viewed sports tournament on Planet Earth! Instead of giving you “blow by blow” actions of […]

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Tense Moments At Popular Spoof Site As Pedofile List Set To Be Released To Public

Portsmouth(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Thousands of pages of information gathered over the BBC’s investigation into alleged child abuse by Jimmy Savile are set to be made public on Friday, much to the worry of a popular British spoofer’s site called…The Spoof! Most annoyed is the reported offspring of the accused pedophile, a once popular writer on […]

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Portsmouth UK Man Has Head Injury Repaired Using Super Glue and 3-D Printer

Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com) Doctors at Queen Alexandra Hospital have used 3D printing technology to replace most of a man’s missing skull in an innovative procedure including Super Glue that is sure to revolutionize orthopedic surgery.

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Drunken Portsmouth Man Wakes Up In Morgue

(Portsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) It was one of those nights for 58 year old Ian Young. One of those nights when “one more” seemed like a good idea – but wasn’t. He was found passed out on a bus stop bench in Portsmouth without a pulse. Concerned citizens called an ambulance and he was whisked […]

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1 in 2000 Brits Carry Human Mad Cow Disease Cells

Portsmouth (UK)- (SatireWorld.com) One in 2,000 people in the United Kingdom carry a variant of a protein associated with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, the human version of mad cow disease, a new study finds.

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Manchester Man Arrested For Lewd Activities Has Record As Registered Sex Offender

Manchester(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Police in Manchester, England have learned that the man they arrested for having sex in public with pool toys has a longer criminal record than they thought. Originally, they only did a background check of his record in the United Kingdom. Now, however, they have learned that Mark Lowtun was previously arrested […]

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Manchester Man Arrested For Having Sex With Pool Float

Manchester(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) For the second time in two years, a Manchester man has been charged with public indecency for allegedly “having sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” a magistrate’s report claims it happened on July 10th. Mark Lowtun, age 14, was indicted today in connection with last month’s incident, which reportedly occurred outside […]

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“I Got Mad Cow Disease From Eating Gummi Worms”

The following Editorial is an apology from the editor and owner of England’s on line humour magazine: The Spoof.

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Popular British Spoof Site Holds Their Breath Over Jimmy Savile Document Release

Portsmouth(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Thousands of pages of information gathered over the BBC’s decision to discontinue its investigation into alleged abuse by Jimmy Savile are set to be made public on Friday, much to the worry of a popular British spoofer’s site called…The Spoof and the son of the accused pedophile.

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The 2013 ‘Dorking Dorks’ Award Winners Are….

It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. It’s that time again…..The 2013 Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These annual honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.

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Is It Really Better To Give Than To Receive? A Fudge Packer’s Perspective

Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) We recently experienced the Christmas Holiday (I apologize to all of my Muslim neighbors here in England for saying Christmas, for celebrating Christmas, and for being a Christian, so please don’t declare Jihad on me as I know that I am an infidel and that your religion is much more important […]

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In Letter From The Grave, Jimmy Savile Boasts….”I’m Martin Shuttlecock’s Real Father”

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a posthumorus letter addressed to a British tabloid, children’s presenter Jimmy Savile admitted he is Dorking Review writer Martin Shuttlecock’s real father.

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Exodus of Spoof Writers Seek Greener Pastures…And More Fun-Less Drama!

The Spoof – (SatireWorld.com) It was bound to happen sooner or later as frustrated writers from across the globe sought more amicable pastures to ply their trade craft without the drama and behind the scenes manipulation that has caused so much grief for so many. Leaving a faltering website that promised much, but in recent […]

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Englishmen Not Producing As Much Sperm As Before Says Brit Physician

Birmingham (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study.

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Unemployed Harold Worth-Less Finds Jobs A Scarce Commodity

Burlington(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth-Less is a familiar figure at the job search center in downtown Burlington where for the past 17 years he’s been diligently looking for steady employment. Plagued with personal troubles holding a steady job, the errant factory worker averages 4 months of employment before management realizes he’s a poor performing liability […]

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Woman Gets Nasty Surprise When Logging Onto Spoof’s Writer’s Forum Pages

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) All Angie Phelps wanted to do was to check out her first spoof news headline story she posted a few days ago. When she saw there were several comments on her first story, she excitedly logged onto the Writer’s Forum to see what others had to say.

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UK’s ‘The Spoof’ Suffers Through 3 Month Decline in Readership

(SatireWorld.com) After readership has gone up and down more times than Oprah’s dress size, the once popular British website, ‘the Spoof’ has nosedived in reader popularity in recent months…In fact, it readership has dipped an astounding 8% this month alone!

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Fool Falls and Breaks His Arm During Drunken Anti-Birthday Celebration

Dorking (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Upon hearing of all the fun going on at SatireWorld over Captain America’s birthday, the jealous scoundrels at the Spoof.com decided to hold a anti-birthday bash at their headquarters in Dorking. Beer and whiskey flowed as each toasted their victory in running a once fun website into the hard cold ground. […]

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Spoof’s Ellie Jame’s Buttocks Liposuction Fat To Be Made Into Bio-Diesel Fuel

Fort Worth, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Accordingly to Dr. Ismiel Gorn, doctors at a Dallas area hospital have set up a special olympic-sized tent in order to have an operating theater large enough to accommodate writer Ellie James secretly scheduled liposuction surgery on Monday.

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The 2011 Dorking Dorks Award Winners Are….

It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. it’s that time again…..The Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.

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