ArchivesTag : the Spoof
UK’s ‘The Spoof’ Suffers Through 3 Month Decline in Readership
(SatireWorld.com) After readership has gone up and down more times than Oprah’s dress size, the once popular British website, ‘the Spoof’ has nosedived in reader popularity in recent months…In fact, it readership has dipped an astounding 8% this month alone!
Full StorySpoof Editor Arrested For Peeing On Co-worker’s Chairs
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) You thought the IT guy at the Spoof.com was just looking through writer’s private e-mails in order to ban them…but, turns out he’s peeing on your chair, too. The chief IT worker and his brother at TheSpoof.com was arrested after they allegedly did just that, according to the Lancaster Guardian.
Full StoryWriters Discover Spoof Editor Mark Lowton Is Really A Phuque!
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) After a stellar Olympic performance, skater Ivana Phuque sent well-wishers, fans, and relatives a personal 'thank you' card telling each how proud she was representing Sweden in the Winter Olympics.
Full StoryFool Falls and Breaks His Arm During Drunken Anti-Birthday Celebration
Dorking (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Upon hearing of all the fun going on at SatireWorld over Captain America’s birthday, the jealous scoundrels at the Spoof.com decided to hold a anti-birthday bash at their headquarters in Dorking. Beer and whiskey flowed as each toasted their victory in running a once fun website into the hard cold ground. [...]
Full StorySpoof’s Ellie Jame’s Buttocks Liposuction Fat To Be Made Into Bio-Diesel Fuel
Fort Worth, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Accordingly to Dr. Ismiel Gorn, doctors at a Dallas area hospital have set up a special olympic-sized tent in order to have an operating theater large enough to accommodate writer Ellie James secretly scheduled liposuction surgery on Monday.
Full StoryThe 2011 Dorking Dorks Award Winners Are….
It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. it’s that time again…..The Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Full StoryLocal Authors Strike Lucative Deal With Leading Toilet Paper Manufacturer
Dorking (UK) Eleven novice authors have struck it rich by signing a lucrative deal with a leading US toilet paper manufacturer. The authors of what’s being described as the worst book of the millenium, have found an outlet for their latest work that promises big bucks and some happy ‘end’ users.
Full StoryMorse’s First Post from Satire Heaven; God Has a Sense of Humour and Is Not a Bolivian Dork!
Somewhere in a bunker in the USA – (SatireWorld.com) A bloody, but unbowed Morse, recently deceased due to death by unruly SPOOF mob, sent his first communication through the ether today, to alert his fans that Heaven is really all it’s cracked up to be, and he’s got plenty of good company!
Full StoryThis Is Not Me!
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A rather two faced (and spotty faced) poorly paid council house dweller masquerading as the editor of a very derogatory, malicious and rather tedious little website, know as the spoof.com has finally admitted he likes nothing more than stirring up trouble among writers and contributors to his site.
Full Story‘Ethnic Cleansing’ Continues at UK Spoof Site in Search for Elusive Scarlet Pimpernel!
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Bolivian Brown Shirts are in full hue and cry, as they turn the once popular UK humour site known in certain intellectual supremacy circles as “the last word in free speech”, into a witch hunting exercise to out any perceived double agents.
Full StoryWriter Tricks His Number One Fan
Spoofland – (SatireWorld.com) Being a Colonel Juan fan has its ups and downs and being the number one Spoof fan of all time, Edna Smithers spent hundreds of hours each week reading all his Cheryl Cole stories and following every word he wrote in the forums. Yes, she dreamed of the day she would meet [...]
Full StoryForum Friends Just Aren’t What They Use To Be
Dorking (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Stuart Brookes, better known locally as Ellis Ian Fields,(a name that sounds like a backward Beatle song) has been venting his frustrations lately while visiting Paddy's Bar . It seems his best friend and fellow writer, Ian Youngs, has recently been caught more than twice pounding his puny pud in sort [...]
Full StoryExclusive Writer’s Site Claims 100% Homosexuality Milestone
(SatireWorld.com) The Spoof Membership Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the site, and for the regular writers….We’re 100% Gay Now!
Full StoryEnterprising UK Man Invents Disposable Nose Protection Kits
Lambcaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) Neal Scott was troubled over constantly having to show up at work with a brown-stained nose. Even after repeated washing with strong detergents, assorted cleansing creams, and even wire brushing his nose under steaming hot water, nothing worked properly.
Full StoryMan Invents Self-Banning Computer Software! (viewer discretion advised)
Lancaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) In the ever changing world of science and technology amazing marvels find their way into the desktop computers of millions of consumers. Often before much of the technology is proven or actually fully developed to its greatest potential. A Lancaster man possible upped the ante by developing a software system that [...]
Full StoryCompeting Site Forms Ragtag Army Attacks SatireWorld!
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Scores of drunken and mainly over-the-hill Englishmen launched an unprovoked attack against SatireWorld early this morning. Casualties were reported to be heavy on the English side as patriotic SW defenders threw projectiles made from ‘Dorky Books’ back in defense of their territory. When asked to explain what that particular book was, [...]
Full StoryHuffPoo/Spoof/AOL Cluster F**** Not Going Well! Stock Down 46% Since Merger!
New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com) The stock market continues to react unfavorably to the recent merger of the Huff&Puff Post, the Spoof.com, and AOL, with the stock continuing to tank due to loss of readers, qualified journalists, lack of leadership, and just plain ‘crap’ marketing!
Full StorySpoof Site Ransacked During British Riots
Lancaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) The corporate site of the popular online website, the Spoof, was ransacked during the recent civil unrest that plagued numerous cities throughout England. The damages were described as extensive and appear to be revenge motivated, claims Mark Lowton, a senior partner for the firm.
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