ArchivesTag : the Spoof
“I Got Mad Cow Disease From Eating Gummi Worms”
The following Editorial is an apology from the editor and owner of England’s on line humour magazine: The Spoof.
Full StoryLindsay Lohan Offers Oral Sex To Anyone Who Will Watch Her Next Movie
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Actress Lindsay Lohan has offered to perform oral sex on everyone in America who voluntarily buys tickets to see her next movie. The former child star and one time Disney actress has seen her career decline as an adult, partially due to her drinking, drugs, partying, out of control lifestyle, and [...]
Full StoryPopular British Spoof Site Holds Their Breath Over Jimmy Savile Document Release
Portsmouth(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Thousands of pages of information gathered over the BBC’s decision to discontinue its investigation into alleged abuse by Jimmy Savile are set to be made public on Friday, much to the worry of a popular British spoofer’s site called…The Spoof and the son of the accused pedophile.
Full StoryThe 2013 ‘Dorking Dorks’ Award Winners Are….
It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. It’s that time again…..The 2013 Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These annual honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Full StoryIs It Really Better To Give Than To Receive? A Fudge Packer’s Perspective
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) We recently experienced the Christmas Holiday (I apologize to all of my Muslim neighbors here in England for saying Christmas, for celebrating Christmas, and for being a Christian, so please don’t declare Jihad on me as I know that I am an infidel and that your religion is much more important [...]
Full StoryIn Letter From The Grave, Jimmy Savile Boasts….”I’m Martin Shuttlecock’s Real Father”
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In a posthumorus letter addressed to a British tabloid, children’s presenter Jimmy Savile admitted he is Dorking Review writer Martin Shuttlecock’s real father.
Full StoryExodus of Spoof Writers Seek Greener Pastures…And More Fun-Less Drama!
The Spoof – (SatireWorld.com) It was bound to happen sooner or later as frustrated writers from across the globe sought more amicable pastures to ply their trade craft without the drama and behind the scenes manipulation that has caused so much grief for so many. Leaving a faltering website that promised much, but in recent [...]
Full StoryEnglishmen Not Producing As Much Sperm As Before Says Brit Physician
Birmingham (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study.
Full StoryUnemployed Harold Worth-Less Finds Jobs A Scarce Commodity
Burlington(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Harold Worth-Less is a familiar figure at the job search center in downtown Burlington where for the past 17 years he’s been diligently looking for steady employment. Plagued with personal troubles holding a steady job, the errant factory worker averages 4 months of employment before management realizes he’s a poor performing liability [...]
Full StoryWoman Gets Nasty Surprise When Logging Onto Spoof’s Writer’s Forum Pages
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) All Angie Phelps wanted to do was to check out her first spoof news headline story she posted a few days ago. When she saw there were several comments on her first story, she excitedly logged onto the Writer’s Forum to see what others had to say.
Full StoryUK’s ‘The Spoof’ Suffers Through 3 Month Decline in Readership
(SatireWorld.com) After readership has gone up and down more times than Oprah’s dress size, the once popular British website, ‘the Spoof’ has nosedived in reader popularity in recent months…In fact, it readership has dipped an astounding 8% this month alone!
Full StoryFool Falls and Breaks His Arm During Drunken Anti-Birthday Celebration
Dorking (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Upon hearing of all the fun going on at SatireWorld over Captain America’s birthday, the jealous scoundrels at the Spoof.com decided to hold a anti-birthday bash at their headquarters in Dorking. Beer and whiskey flowed as each toasted their victory in running a once fun website into the hard cold ground. [...]
Full StorySpoof’s Ellie Jame’s Buttocks Liposuction Fat To Be Made Into Bio-Diesel Fuel
Fort Worth, TX – (SatireWorld.com) Accordingly to Dr. Ismiel Gorn, doctors at a Dallas area hospital have set up a special olympic-sized tent in order to have an operating theater large enough to accommodate writer Ellie James secretly scheduled liposuction surgery on Monday.
Full StoryThe 2011 Dorking Dorks Award Winners Are….
It’s with great pleasure that SatireWorld announces….. it’s that time again…..The Dorking Dorks Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by disposing of themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
Full StoryLocal Authors Strike Lucative Deal With Leading Toilet Paper Manufacturer
Dorking (UK) Eleven novice authors have struck it rich by signing a lucrative deal with a leading US toilet paper manufacturer. The authors of what’s being described as the worst book of the millenium, have found an outlet for their latest work that promises big bucks and some happy ‘end’ users.
Full StoryMorse’s First Post from Satire Heaven; God Has a Sense of Humour and Is Not a Bolivian Dork!
Somewhere in a bunker in the USA – (SatireWorld.com) A bloody, but unbowed Morse, recently deceased due to death by unruly SPOOF mob, sent his first communication through the ether today, to alert his fans that Heaven is really all it’s cracked up to be, and he’s got plenty of good company!
Full StoryThis Is Not Me!
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A rather two faced (and spotty faced) poorly paid council house dweller masquerading as the editor of a very derogatory, malicious and rather tedious little website, know as the spoof.com has finally admitted he likes nothing more than stirring up trouble among writers and contributors to his site.
Full Story‘Ethnic Cleansing’ Continues at UK Spoof Site in Search for Elusive Scarlet Pimpernel!
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Bolivian Brown Shirts are in full hue and cry, as they turn the once popular UK humour site known in certain intellectual supremacy circles as “the last word in free speech”, into a witch hunting exercise to out any perceived double agents.
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