ArchivesTag : the Spoof

Local Authors Strike Lucative Deal With Leading Toilet Paper Manufacturer

Dorking (UK) Eleven novice authors have struck it rich by signing a lucrative deal with a leading US toilet paper manufacturer. The authors of what’s being described as the worst book of the millenium, have found an outlet for their latest work that promises big bucks and some happy ‘end’ users.

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Morse’s First Post from Satire Heaven; God Has a Sense of Humour and Is Not a Bolivian Dork!

Somewhere in a bunker in the USA – (SatireWorld.com) A bloody, but unbowed Morse, recently deceased due to death by unruly SPOOF mob, sent his first communication through the ether today, to alert his fans that Heaven is really all it’s cracked up to be, and he’s got plenty of good company!

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This Is Not Me!

Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A rather two faced (and spotty faced) poorly paid council house dweller masquerading as the editor of a very derogatory, malicious and rather tedious little website, know as the spoof.com has finally admitted he likes nothing more than stirring up trouble among writers and contributors to his site.

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‘Ethnic Cleansing’ Continues at UK Spoof Site in Search for Elusive Scarlet Pimpernel!

Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Bolivian Brown Shirts are in full hue and cry, as they turn the once popular UK humour site known in certain intellectual supremacy circles as “the last word in free speech”, into a witch hunting exercise to out any perceived double agents.

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Writer Tricks His Number One Fan

Spoofland – (SatireWorld.com) Being a Colonel Juan fan has its ups and downs and being the number one Spoof fan of all time, Edna Smithers spent hundreds of hours each week reading all his Cheryl Cole stories and following every word he wrote in the forums. Yes, she dreamed of the day she would meet […]

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Forum Friends Just Aren’t What They Use To Be

Dorking (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Stuart Brookes, better known locally as Ellis Ian Fields,(a name that sounds like a backward Beatle song) has been venting his frustrations lately while visiting Paddy's Bar . It seems his best friend and fellow writer, Ian Younge, has recently been caught more than twice pounding his puny pud in sort […]

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Exclusive Writer’s Site Claims 100% Homosexuality Milestone

(SatireWorld.com) The Spoof Membership Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the site, and for the regular writers….We’re 100% Gay Now!

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Enterprising UK Man Invents Disposable Nose Protection Kits

Lambcaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) Neal Scott was troubled over constantly having to show up at work with a brown-stained nose. Even after repeated washing with strong detergents, assorted cleansing creams, and even wire brushing his nose under steaming hot water, nothing worked properly.

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Man Invents Self-Banning Computer Software! (viewer discretion advised)

Lancaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) In the ever changing world of science and technology amazing marvels find their way into the desktop computers of millions of consumers. Often before much of the technology is proven or actually fully developed to its greatest potential. A Lancaster man possible upped the ante by developing a software system that […]

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Competing Site Forms Ragtag Army Attacks SatireWorld!

London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Scores of drunken and mainly over-the-hill Englishmen launched an unprovoked attack against SatireWorld early this morning. Casualties were reported to be heavy on the English side as patriotic SW defenders threw projectiles made from ‘Dorky Books’ back in defense of their territory. When asked to explain what that particular book was, […]

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HuffPoo/Spoof/AOL Cluster F**** Not Going Well! Stock Down 46% Since Merger!

New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com) The stock market continues to react unfavorably to the recent merger of the Huff&Puff Post, the Spoof.com, and AOL, with the stock continuing to tank due to loss of readers, qualified journalists, lack of leadership, and just plain ‘crap’ marketing!

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Spoof Site Ransacked During British Riots

Lancaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) The corporate site of the popular online website, the Spoof, was ransacked during the recent civil unrest that plagued numerous cities throughout England. The damages were described as extensive and appear to be revenge motivated, claims Mark Lowton, a senior partner for the firm.

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