ArchivesTag : theSpoof
Portsmouth Man Has Live Eel Removed From His Butt After Four Hour Emergency Surgery
Portsmouth (UK)- (SatireWorld.com) Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it! Besides that, it’s disgusting!
Full StorySatire Writer Martin Schuttlecock Rushed to Hospital….Stomach Removed After Bout of Binge Drinking
Portsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) British surgeons removed a elderly man’s stomach to save his life after he drank a trendy cocktail made with liquid nitrogen during a night out with friends, police said.
Full StoryBritish Man Invents ‘Self-Banning’ Software….Subscribers Simply Disappear!
Lancaster(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) In the ever changing world of science and technology amazing marvels find their way into the desktop computers of millions of consumers. Often before much of the technology is proven or actually fully developed to its greatest potential. A Lancaster man possible upped the ante by developing a software system that actually [...]
Full StoryMan Offers Sex For McNuggets: Allegedly Propositioned McDonald’s Drive-thru Customers
Burbank, CA – (SatireWorld.com) This couldn’t have been a very happy meal after all and one has to wonder what the surprise gift might have been. Police arrested a man outside a McDonald’s in Burbank, Calif. after he allegedly offered sex to a customer in exchange for his chicken McNuggets, The Burbank Tattler reports.
Full StoryMan Who Received A Victoria Secrets Model For Christmas Gets Confused
Lancaster(UK)-(SatireWorld.com) Little Markie Lowton seems the normal 17 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination and he certainly had enough friends to keep him company…But that all changed on Christmas day when he was 'one of [...]
Full StoryWorld’s Biggest Baby Has Temper Tantrum….Again!
West Sussex (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Somewhere in ArmFeetandToe Land……. Gary Hoadley, officially dubbed as the ‘World’s Biggest Cry Baby, has once again resigned from the once popular spoofing website….The Spoof.com. By Gary’s own admission, this resignation makes it his 17th self initiated on-line resignation in the last three months. “This time it’s for good. Me [...]
Full StoryMan’s Head Deflates On YouTube Video
Portsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) It was a sight so disturbing that parents covered children's eyes as they, themselves gasped at the horrifying images being played on computer screens across England.
Full StoryVeteran Writers ‘Jump Ship’ In Search Of Greener Pastures
Florida, USA – (SatireWorld.com) It was bound to happen sooner or later as frustrated writers from across the globe sought more amicable pastures to ply their trade craft without the drama and behind the scenes manipulation that has caused so much grief for so many. Leaving a faltering website that promised much, but in recent [...]
Full StoryGlascow Physicians Successfully Evaluate Lynton Cox’s ‘Writer’s Malady’ and Publish Findings
Glascow (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Medical researchers at the prestigious Glascow Medical School have evaluated Lynton Cox in a recent round of testing. The advanced testing confirmed the reason behind, and the probable cause, of Cox’s dreadful attempts at ‘long-winded’ writing. This condition is further defined where anything under three short paragraphs is impossible for a [...]
Full StoryEditor Mark Lowton Celebrates 12th Birthday
Lancaster (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The Lancaster Times Union let the cat out of the bag when an unplanned birthday announcement was published for all the world to see…Local boy Mark Lowton turned 12 years old on October 17th.
Full StoryCondo Resident Stuart Juankerr In The Centre Of Islamic Controversy
Luton, England – (SatireWorld.com) Author and infamous self promoting know-it-all, Stuart Juankerr, found himself embroiled in yet another controversial subject. This time while attending his homeowner’s association meeting at his posh, upscale condominium outside London in Bedfordshire.
Full StoryBrit Writer Celebrates ‘Kiss Mark’s Ass Day’ By Wearing Nice Lipstick, Butt Forgets Nose Wipes!
Lambcaster, England – (SatireWorld.com) Rejection can be a hard thing for a person to accept. The resulting loss of friends, or family, a job, or even artistic self-esteem. In one British writer’s case it should really be the loss of his own self-respect. Mainly because of his rejection by being banned from playing with his [...]
Full StoryEnglish Town Holds Anti-Spoof Protest
Dorky,England – (SatireWorld.com) The SW English town of Dorky held a rare celebration last night, an event that pulled in hundreds of angry towns people who gave up a night of television in order to vent their anger at a group of eleven outsiders who internationaly ridiculed their town and its residents on a sub-par [...]
Full StoryBOOK REVIEW: Writer’s Site Proves Old Addage…Give Enough Monkeys A Typewriter And….
Dingleberry, England – (SatireWorld.com) Johnathon Sabastian-Kent’s Monthly Book Review The old addage of ‘give enough monkeys a typewriter and sooner or later they’ll write a story worthy of Shakespeare,’ has almost come true for a group of novice writers located near Lancaster, England…. Well almost that is.
Full StoryIn A Scathing Rebuke, Publishing House Charges Authors To Publish Their Own Book!
Cagliari, Sardinia – (SatireWorld.com) The publishing house of Lightweight Books announced a new policy, the first in its one hundred year publishing history where they will be charging certain authors to publish their own works. Lightweight House, a respected leader in publications, with famous literary offerings such as… Proper blanket folding, cabinet hardware selection, and [...]
Full StoryCommunist Chinese Media Conglomerate Buys TheSpoof.com
Hong Kong,China – (SatireWorld.com) The Peoples Republic of China recently announced its purchase of an online media outlet located in England through the state-owned media giant officially called the Peoples Rights Influened Communist Klovatron(or PRICK). Reportedly, investors were duped into believing that the past-it’s-prime-site promoted ‘real’ news.
Full StoryEgyptian Youth’s Strange Fascination With Television Personality Lead To Early Puberty
Cairo, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com) Darweesh Blatzoai, who friends still call little Colonel Waan, a childhood nickname, was a normal 7 year old boy who loved riding his camel and throwing sticks into the Nile so dogs would fetch them shortly before being devoured by crocodiles …Suddenly, at age 8, the troubles started….For little Colonel Waan [...]
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