ArchivesTag : UK
Piers Morgan: I’m So Hot My Fans Send me their (soiled) Panties! (now you can send yours too!)
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) England’s most self absorbed narcissistic and corrupt ‘journalist’ took to the air to proclaim he was the savior of CNN claiming his cult like following of 225 viewers would soon swamp the ratings of perennial cable news champ Bill O’Reilly.
Full StoryThe Honey Moon is Over! Cameron names Sally Bercow as Ambassador to US in ‘Tit 4 Twat’ exchange as Twitter War heats up!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Reports that President Obama will soon name Vogue editor and poodle look alike Anna Wintour as Ambassador to Great Britain, resulted in a rapid defensive response from #10 as Dave Cameron announced his plans to return the favour by appointing Sally Bercow as the realm’s spokesperson in Washington.
Full StoryElizabeth Warren Assails Scotland Yard over “Red List” replacing “Black List” for “Sensitivity Reasons!”
Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Embattled Senate Candidate Elizabeth Warren, still digging her own grave concerning her alleged Native American roots, doubled down over Scotland Yards new ‘sensitivity policy’ requiring that the terms ‘Black List” and ‘White List’ be struck down in order to promote racial harmony.
Full StoryCanadian Conundrum Continues in Gender “Box” Identification Confusion!
Port Dover, Canada – (SatireWorld.com) The Canadian government admitted today that they are stumped over how to classify an influx of EU citizens flooding the country over fears of unrest, anarchy, crimes against nature, sodomy, football (soccer) riots, high taxes, not to mention political correctness and ‘uman rights!
Full StoryFrance’s Sarkozy Invokes EU Law Against ‘Dwarf Tossing’ in Bid to Maintain Power!
Paris, France – (SatireWorld.com) Diminutive French President Nicholas Sarkozy, behind in the polls and threatened with being the first one term president since 1981, called on the Council of Ministers in Brussels to enforce their rules against ‘Dwarf Tossing’ as he struggles to win re election.
Full StorySamantha Brick Strikes Chord with Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “I Feel Her Pain” Says DWS!
Broward County, FL – (SatireWorld.com) Samantha Brick, a struggling columnist for a UK paper, struck more than a few raw nerves this week as she described herself as so beautiful, every woman in the world hates her, something Debbie Wasserman Schultz (DWS) said is a feeling she can identify with.
Full StoryCouncil of Human Rights Takes Up Mouse Infestation Cause; Supermarket Closed Until Company Finds ‘Suitable’ Accommodations!
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) The European Council of Human Rights (ECHR) has taken up the cause of a horde of embattled mice facing eviction from England’s biggest super market chain in prestigious Covent Gardens.
Full StoryOutrage in UK as Osborne Slaps Vat on Spotted Dick; Sex Workers Protest!
London(UK)-(SatireWorld.com) Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne caused a firestorm today as he announced he would be imposing a STIFF VAT (Value Added Tax) to all hot SAUSAGE Rolls (NPI), Cornish Pasties, and even the revered SPOTTED DICK*, much favoured amongst the multi-sexual privileged in the House of Commons.
Full StoryAfter Birth Abortion: Why Society Should Have to Right to Cull Furture Politicians for the Public Good!
London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) A storm of controversy has arisen in UK Academic Circles after a noted philosopher and medical ethicist has published a paper positing that society would be better off if future politicians were terminated shortly AFTER birth in order to prevent a financial burden to that society from a state already too [...]
Full StoryDSK Tweets Silvio After Italian Dodges Another Criminal Bullet: Bunga-Bunga My Ass You Bastard!
Rome, Italy – (SatireWorld.com) While Dominique Strauss-Kahn spends alternating weekends in various French detainment centers, Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi escaped again from ‘Justice’ as Italian courts claim ‘statute of limitations’ had run out after dithering on criminal charges for years!
Full StoryTSA Gets Last Laugh as Government Bans Parody of Airport Clowns!
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) a division of the government run oxymoron (no pun intended) Homeland Security Administration, has said it’s had enough of being the butt of satirical lampooning.
Full StoryOnly ‘The Shadow’ Knows: Dodgy UK Defence Minister Under Fire About “Pocket Rocket” Dubai Deal!
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) Defence (sic) Minister Liam Fox has come under increased fire about his ‘close personal relationship’ with his former Flat Mate after it has been revealed that not only did he sit in on sensitive security and defence meetings in Dubai, but he accompanied “The Doctor” on his honeymoon, and recent vacation [...]
Full StoryUK Employment Worst in 17 Years, But Self Publishing Up Dramatically!
Portsmouth, England – (SatireWorld.com) Well, there’s good news and bad news in the UK as the latest employment figures hit the news over the weekend.
Full StoryCameron’s Answer to Diarrhea Caused by EU: Print Tons of Bog Paper!
London, England – (SatireWorld.com) PM David Cameron announced his solution to the continued hemorrhaging of the UK economy and its give aways to the European Union, India and China, by announcing Britain would commence printing $116 Billion more in 5 pound notes!
Full StoryLady Boy Not All It’s Cracked to Be Says UK Man Now a Lap Dancer in Pattaya!
Pattaya, Thailand – (SatireWorld.com) A former UK citizen who chose to change his gender in hopes of landing a better job, now says he has second thoughts about his new profession in Thailand where he toils nightly as an exotic dancer entertaining Germans.
Full StoryWhen “Right Now” Means “Maybe Later, Bro!” in Obama Speak!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Following his utterance over 2312 times just last week alone that ‘you MUST pass this bill, RIGHT NOW’, Obama said that, “ah…err…what I meant to say is RIGHT NOW , I’m taking another vacation!”
Full StoryBritain Now Full of ‘Insufferable Bastards’ Claims Quaddaffy From Hidden Bunker!
A shell shocked Muammaar Quaddafy is still alive and tweeting from somewhere in Libya according to several of his fans who still follow him on the anti-social networking site!
Full StoryShock! Obama’s Missing Papers Discovered As Barry Sends Out Job Resume In Panic Over Impending Loss of Employment!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) For a sitting President who has no verifiable history, let alone copies of undergraduate papers, class room grades, proposed state senate laws, and who voted “Present” more times than not in the US Senate, reports are emerging that Barry is testing the market for a ‘real job’ beginning in 2013 by [...]
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