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HuffPoo/Spoof/AOL Cluster F**** Not Going Well! Stock Down 46% Since Merger!
New York City, New York – (SatireWorld.com) The stock market continues to react unfavorably to the recent merger of the Huff&Puff Post, the Spoof.com, and AOL, with the stock continuing to tank due to loss of readers, qualified journalists, lack of leadership, and just plain ‘crap’ marketing!
Full StoryBlind Leading the Stupid: Obama asks Financial Advice from Gordon “Goldfinger” Brown!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Barry Obama, faced with the reality of an economic catastrophe which could cause him to be a one term President, initiated a crisis management call to former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown seeking liquidity and re election advice.
Full StoryObama Slams Brits Again! Mushy Peas Linked to Distasteful Debt Ceiling Debate!
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) If sending Churchill’s bust back to England wasn’t enough of an insult, President Obama continued his back handed slaps to the Island Realm by tying the country’s signature dish of ‘Mushy Peas’ into his frustration at Congress’s unwillingness to agree to higher taxes and continued spending in a sophomoric rant [...]
Full StoryWeiner Pops out of Rehab, Resigns, Gives a ‘shout out’ to UK Athletic Supporters!
Queens, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Liberal Democrats breathed a sigh of relief today after Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner was ‘released’ from rehab long enough to announce his resignation and thank his parents, his wife, his constituents his office staff, his congressional friends, and the Federal Pension Plan for making him the man he turned out to [...]
Full StoryHarold Worth Admits Coming to America Has Been a Big Arse Culture Shock!
New York City-(SatireWorld.com) The dazed and confused Limey reporter, Harold Worth, admitted today that perhaps he was a bit hasty in leaving his roots in Britain and traveling to the US in order to start a new life under an old identity and without learning how to speak the language. Speaking through a translator, who [...]
Full StoryRoyal Wedding Guests to be Studied by Gene Center Investigating DNÅ Mutations!
Royal Science Centre-(SatireWorld.com) The Royal Institute of General Medical Science, noted for their study of Genes and DNA, said the upcoming wedding of Prince William will provide the setting for the largest gathering in history of mutant strains of human DNA.
Full StoryPrince Andrew Talks Quaddaffy Into Stepping Down; For a Fee!
United Nations, NYC-(SatireWorld.com) After an all night session of ‘intense camel trading’, the UN announced today that Madman Muammar Quaddaffy has agreed to step down from leadership in Libya based on certain conditions hammered out by UK Trade Rep Prince Andrew and agreed to by the EU and former UK Prime Ministers Gordon Brown and [...]
Full StoryEU to UK: F.U. As They Mandate Voting Rights and Union Membership to Prisoners!
London, England (satireworld.com) Following quick on the heels of the EU mandating that prisoners be granted the right to vote, came the shock pronouncement today that all prisoners now have the right to join a union, go on strike, and in effect bring justice to a standstill!
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