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Obama Gets A Sample of His Green Energy Vision for the USA

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) It was an extremely hot and humid day in the Capital City, even for July 1, 2016, as the temperature was well over 98 degrees Fahrenheit by 8:00 AM EST. President Barack Obama was awakened by Senior Adviser to the President Valerie Jarrett concerning an emergency National Security Council meeting at the […]

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Hillary’s dark web trolling cached on private server

New York – (satireworld.com) By Oleg Penkovsky Bin Laden-Sotero For years a Fuxnet computer worm incubating in her private email server quietly harvested Clinton’s psychotic rants, mostly to Mullah Mohammed Omar, the now dead Afghani stand-up comedian-cum-former Taliban war lord.

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Detroit Doubles as Hell For “World’s Largest Public Satanic Ceremony”

DETROIT – (satireworld.com) Hell was booked so they moved it to Detroit. In a city that is falling apart before the nation’s eyes, satanists will hold the biggest “public” ceremony honoring their belief system this country has ever seen. And by “public” we mean the exact location is being kept a secret and only ticket […]

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Obama threatens Supremes: May appoint himself to Supreme Court as his agenda turns to Ca-Ca!

Stuttgart, Germany – (satireworld.com) After 9 pints of good German Beer, Obama’s petulant behavior came to the front as he took aim at the Supreme Court for even hearing the latest challenge to his destructive health care policy causing chaos in the US!

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Obama Launches New Hash- Tag Campaign to Combat White Priviledge: *HUG A THUG!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The White House has launched a new campaign to let folks know Obama is not taking recent unrest in Baltimore lightly with his surrogate mother Valerie Jarrett announcing a new nationwide effort to combat guilt and remorse over “White Privilege” amongst American’s college students under the Hash-tag of *Hug a Thug […]

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Obama declares national day of mourning after Debbie Wasserman Schultz Euthanized! Special Edition Full Color Photos!

Fort Lauderdale, FL – (satireworld.com) Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson […]

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“Alluh-u-Akbar, Pass the Ketchup;” John Kerry books trip to Oslo to accept Nobel Prize after selling out free world!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) John Kerry was polishing up his Nobel Acceptance speech after praising himself for hammering out a nuclear accord with Iran which granted them everything to ensure control of the entire mid-east while funding continued terrorism in the process.

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White House Mistakenly Releases Valerie Jarrett’s Secret Photos of Her Controversial Ass Tattoo

The White House – (satireworld.com) Some are saying it was a revenge motivated ‘accident.’ Others are saying it was a practical joke. Insiders at the White House are saying the breech of security has Valerie Jarrett steaming mad over her personal photo release, and in particular, several photos that were secretly taken by the CIA […]

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White House Hobbit, Valerie Jarrett, Now On Media’s Sh*t List

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) – Though a munchkin in real life, White House puppet master Valerie Jarrett stands tall in the shadows of every Obama administration debacle. She is the one who protects the President by making decisions so that bad things cannot be traced back directly to the President. She sits in on […]

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Obama Begins Cleaning Out Oval Office After Republican Rout In The Senate

The White House – (satireworld.com) With poll numbers sliding faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date prior to 2016 might be a reality with a new Republican senate and possible impeachment impending.

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Round up of stray dogs on Martha’s Vineyard “not connected” with Obama’s hiring of Halal butcher says vacation chef Todd English!

Martha’s Vineyard, MA – (satireworld.com) Taking a page from his mentor Vladimir Putin, reports from Martha’s Vineyard say the Secret Service has directed the local dog catcher Wiggy McDermott to put more effort into catching and detaining a plethora of stray dogs long tolerated on the pet friendly island.

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Obama: Iraq Embassy Staff “on their own to find way home’ Hillary confirms she authorized only “one way ticket” citing her ‘Benghazi Protocol.”

Palm Springs, CA – (satireworld.com) Satire World staff finally cornered President Obama after his Palm Springs round of golf to discuss the fate of beleaguered embassy staff in war torn Iraq.

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White House Spokesman Says: ‘Laugh Track Audio To Be Added To All Jay Carney Press Conferences’

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) On Tuesday night, White House press secretary Jay Carney again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.” The struggling White House Press Secretary revealed the Administration’s official position with […]

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SNL in Kiev: Biden Plays Himself in Skit leaving Putin Laughing his Arse off!

Chicken Kiev – (satireworld.com) The Obama regime’s traveling comic review arrived in Kiev over the weekend in the form of VP Joe Biden and his stand up comedy act in an effort to cheer up morose Ukrainians.

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Alan B. West says….’For What Does Our Republic Stand?’

via Alan B. West The question for us as Americans — residents of a Constitutional Republic — is for what does this Republic stand?

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How Can This Be? Well, It Just Happens To Be A Coincidence, Right?

Washington, DC By Don Fredrick Funny how things just happen to Obama and those around him. It’s almost like a ray of golden light beams down from Heaven and annoits the Messiah in its golden light…Yeah, but that’s just a coincidence, right?

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Putin’s New Ravenous Appitite inspired by Michelle’s “LETS MOVE!”

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Vladimir Putin claims that his recent appetite for consuming his neighbors was inspired by Michelle Obama’s “LETS MOVE” action committee abetted by Barry’s penchant for ‘leading from his behind!”

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NYC mayor DeBlasio agrees to Skype with Vladimir Putin over secession demands from Brighton Beach Russians!

New York City – (satireworld.com) Faced with mafia threats, riots in the street , and chants of Death to America, NYC mayor DeBlasio agrees to Skype with Vladimir Putin over secession demands from Russians in Brighton Beach, a section in greater New York City.

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Deja Vu: Rice Briefs Obama on Ukraine: Blames Netflix for Releasing “Red October” on Kiev TV Forcing Reds to Invade!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) While Obama’s “National Security Team” (oxymoron”) waited for Barry to show up for a Ukraine briefing to no avail, his diminutive Security Advisor Susan Rice of Benghazi infamy, put a new spin on the President’s incompetence by blaming Russian action on the re release of “Red October’ on TV stations in […]

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Obama considering 3rd term run after Gender Reassignment to thwart Constitution!

The White House – (satireworld.com) LBGT supporters are beside themselves after hearing rumours AG Eric Holder is studying the legal ramifications of a sitting president changing his gender in order to seek a 3rd term as a different persona.

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Oprah, Dr. Phil, Dr. Ruth & Ron Jeremy Rush to Hawaii During Obama Marriage Crisis!

Honolulu, HI – (SatireWorld.com) Rampant rumours of the Obama ‘marriage’ under threat and in crisis by mounting media investigation has led to a team of famous counselors, psychologists and even one well endowed sex surrogate to act in an emergency Intervention!

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Triumphant Iran Negotiator Valerie Jarrett Returns to US: “PEACE IN OUR TIME!”

Chicago,IL – (SatireWorld.com) Shadow President With Portfolio Valerie Jarrett arrived at O’Hare Airport on Air Force 2 early this morning to be met as a rock star after concluding secret talks with Iran over nuclear options, new trade agreements, and several signed ‘non aggression’ pacts with Israeli neighbors.

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Even Obama Can’t Stop the Sox as They Take World Series!

Boston, MA- (SatireWorld.com) Despite President Obama’s attempt to steal the spotlight from the resurrected Boston Red Sox by staging a combination fund raiser and pep talk for the ill fated Obamacare (Nightmare in Copley Square), the Sox refused to be overshadowed this night as they won the World Series in ‘6!’

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Nigerian ‘ObamaScare’ Website Up and Running: Enrolls 2 M Low Info Voters in 15 Minutes!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) White House officials retreated under their desks late today, and a Presser on the latest update on the Obamacare website was cancelled after it was revealed Nigeria has enrolled more US citizens in 15 minutes than Sebelius has in almost 4 weeks in the continuing Obama Train Wreck!

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DC Brain Drain: JFK’s Brain Gone Missing! Proctologist Enlisted to Find Obama’s!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) An independent investigation by SW reporters has revealed that President Kennedy’s brain went missing after his autopsy, and brother Robert Kennedy is suspected of the theft!

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Bozo President as Clown gets “no confidence” in latest Gallup Poll!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A recent Gallup poll shows that the majority of Americans have little respect for our current President who , if the media was honest about it, should be known as the “Teflon Putz ‘(sic) more comfortable hiding out on the golf course than attending to his office.

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White House of Cards: the Joker is Wild but The Queen of Spades Trumps All!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Reports from SW after the Osama Bin Dead Debacle, Obama Bin AWOL was confirmed after ‘body man’ Reggie Love inadvertently disclosed that the Commander in Thief had no stomach to watch the final take down of the Jihadist behind the murder of over 3,000 Americans on 9/11.

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Secret Service left red faced after Straight Christian Proponent of Constitution found hiding in plain sight in Obama’s Cabinet!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) Despite vigorous checks by the Secret Service to weed out any conservatives on the short list for Obama staffers, it wasn’t until Valerie Jarrett over the weekend caught up on her monitoring of a few thousand phone calls, e-mails, and credit card statements that she discovered what she labeled “a […]

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White House Coup: Jarrett Assumes Command of Crisis Center As N. Korea Prepares to Launch!

White House Bunker, April 1, 2013 (year of the rat-f****er) Palace insiders are confirming that in the wake of imminent threats from North Korea, backed with support from Iran, President Obama has had what is charitably claimed to be a ‘Brain Cramp’ forcing him to turn over the defense of the country to Dominatrix in […]

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Obama to Jesse Jackson: “I’m off to Hymie town on Mission from Allah!”

Tel Aviv, Israel – (SatireWorld.com) Continuing his endless fund raising campaign, President Obama, “Bernie” to his Jewish friends in Hollywood, and “Sean” to his Black Irish friends in Boston, headed out on his latest “Charm Offensive’ to Israel.

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