ArchivesTag : valerie jarrett

Tasteless! Obama refuses to eat after mysterious deaths leave position of Taster to the President unfilled!

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The White House has linked the President’s obvious weight loss to their inability to fill the “Food Taster’ position after a series of coincidental and unexplained deaths by at least 3 former union workers who held the dubious job.

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Michelle ‘Wigging Out” to Appease White Liberals Called “Cornbread Mama” by Sharpton!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) In an apparent nod to white liberals who support, and mostly finance her husband’s Chicago Brand of Politics, Michelle Obama unveiled her new ‘Muffy from Marblehead” look for the private swearing in ceremony held in the White House on Sunday.

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The Empire Attempts to Strike Back: Move on to Have SW Writers Register Computers to Eliminate Assaults on Corruption!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Regime, tired of being the target of random truth stories spraying Washington, now say they’ll move to have Satire World writers register all their computers in a first move before they begin confiscation!

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Night of the Long Knives: Obama’s Anna Chapman Protocol Now in Play!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) For anyone interested in Obama’s claim to be ‘more flexible’ after his re election, one only has to look to the lingering mystery over the sudden ‘exchange’ of Anna Chapman and her sophisticated Russian colleagues July 8, 2010, only 11 days after they were busted by the FBI.

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PARDON ME! Obama Staff Prepares Post Election Retirement Fundraiser List!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) There’s panic in the bunker as Michelle Obama is heading up a special ‘Financial Action Committee’ to ensure the first couple head off into retirement well oiled, well heeled,and well…quite rich!

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Secret Iranian Accord: Valerie Jarrett Talks Turkey and Habitat for ‘Humanity’ with Ahmadinejad and Khamenei in exchange for pre-election pledge

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Prior to tonight’s historical debate on the lack of presidential leadership on just about every important crisis facing the United States, the Administration is now backpedaling on reports that Iranian born Farsi speaking presidential surrogate Valerie Jarrett has been in secret talks with Iran to boost Obama’s re election odds!

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Obama’s ‘Booma-Booma’ Party: Armed Drones for Italy and…TURKEY? WTF!

Washington, DC – (SAtireWorld.com) Flying under the radar as it were, SW has learned that President Obama has been secretly negotiating with both Italy AND Turkey to supply them with armed drones in order to expand his ‘Joy Stick Assassins” charged with whittling down his ‘kill list’ of supposed ‘Enemies of the State’ conceived and […]

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Anonymous Claims It Hacked Obama’s Blackberry: Barry Begs Pope for Forgiveness!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The world news media came to a stand still today waiting for the other shoe to drop after infamous hacking group, Anonymous, announced via twitter that they had managed to penetrate President Obama’s highly encrypted Blackberry and were set to publish ‘shocking revelations!”

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Quaddaffy Appears Wrapped in Sheet: Sally Bercow Said to be “Bloody Mortified!”

Tripoli, Libya – (SatireWorld.com) Reports emanating from Libya claim that Dictator Muammar Quaddaffy has finally been sanctioned with ‘extreme prejudice’ after SKY News has shown the former head of the government wrapped in a sheet, and looking slightly worse for wear than Parliament Speaker John Bercow’s wife in the ill advised ‘nude Big Ben’ shoot […]

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