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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, We was playing scrabble the other night and I got a bunch of letters and could have spelled out two different words. Did you know that “vagina” and “viagra” pretty much got the same letters? I spelled out the first one and got a double word score. Later that night, I [...]
Full StoryLakers’ Kobe Bryant Admits “We’re Too Damned Old”
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers, whose “Dream Team” was predicted by most experts to play against the Miami Heat for the NBA Championship, has admitted that “we’re too damned old! We’re old as sh__!” The NBA allstar blames his team’s losing record on the age of the players [...]
Full StoryOther Directors Admit They Also Slept With Kristen Stewart And Knew About Her Father Issues
Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com) Recent allegations have surfaced that actress Kristen Stewart had an affair with the married director (Rupert Sanders, a man in his 40′s) of her film “Snow White and the Huntsman.” Several other directors of movies, both male and female, have also admitted to having sexual relations with the young starlet (22 [...]
Full StoryPacking Error Causes Concerns For International Space Station Astronauts
Dorkistan Rocket City – (SatireWorld.com) It was revealed today that last weeks Russian supply mission to the space station resulted in a packaging error where thousand of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra was sent to unsuspecting astronauts circling the Earth in the International Space Station.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Sunday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, My momma says that you are older than dirt. You are also the oldest person and the smartest person that I know. Were you there as one of the wise men at the manger in Bethlehem? Buddy Trucker
Full StoryThrockmorton P Turdblossom’s ‘Country Boy Advice Column’(Monday Edition)
Dear Mr. Turdy, My girlfriend Betty lou told me in no uncertain terms that I needed to ‘get some lead in my pencil.’ Now, I’ve been to Staples and Office Depot and everyone I ask there is too damn busy laughing to help me! I know she’s gonna ask me again this Friday when I [...]
Full StoryMan Claims Viagra Saved Him From Being Pinned Under A Car
Manchester, New Hampshire – (SatireWorld.com) Last February, Billie Bibbs counted himself as a really lucky man. Bibbs, whose age is around 60, claimed an unfortunate, possibly fatal, accident was prevented when he quickly gobbled a male performance enhancer tablet moments after an automobile bumper jack failed, pinning him under his 2002 Oldsmobile.
Full StoryFedEx Mixup Sends Viagra Shipment To Monestries Around The World
Vatican City – (SatireWorld.com) In an error that has caused an uproar in Papal circles, millions of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra were sent to unsuspecting Monks in over two-hundred monasteries worldwide.
Full StoryMassive Shipping Error Sends Viagra To Monasteries Around The Globe
Vatican City-(SatireWorld.com) In an error that has caused an uproar in Papal circles, millions of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra were sent to unsuspecting Monks in over two-hundred monasteries worldwide. “The packaging was mistaken for vitamins,” claims a spokesman. “We deeply regret the confusion and will work hard to correct our [...]
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