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‘North Korea Can’t Get It Up,’ says Hillary… Promises Viagra As Rocket Fuel Additive
Rocket City, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com) Scores of Gulag Express buses pulled into the heavily secured gates of North Korea’s Rocket City in a rush to gather up and punish scientists and technicians after the 27th failure in a row of the vaunted Long Dong ballistic missle. At a cost of an estimated $150 million [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Sunday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom. My momma tells me that you were a famous war correspondent in WWII. She also says that one time you got wounded real bad and your hands were bandaged and that you had to type your column with your Johnson. Is this true? Buddy Lewinsky Monica, Montana
Full StoryPacking Error Causes Concerns For International Space Station Astronauts
Dorkistan Rocket City – (SatireWorld.com) It was revealed today that last weeks Russian supply mission to the space station resulted in a packaging error where thousand of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra was sent to unsuspecting astronauts circling the Earth in the International Space Station.
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s “The Country Boy Advice Column”(Sunday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, My momma says that you are older than dirt. You are also the oldest person and the smartest person that I know. Were you there as one of the wise men at the manger in Bethlehem? Buddy Trucker
Full StoryThrockmorton P Turdblossom’s ‘Country Boy Advice Column’(Monday Edition)
Dear Mr. Turdy, My girlfriend Betty lou told me in no uncertain terms that I needed to ‘get some lead in my pencil.’ Now, I’ve been to Staples and Office Depot and everyone I ask there is too damn busy laughing to help me! I know she’s gonna ask me again this Friday when I [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom’s ‘The Country Boy Advice Column’(Friday Edition)
Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I am getting older in years and am concerned about my John Thomas. I’ve been having problems getting a woody when I need one. I done talked to the doc, but he says them Viagra pills is expensive. He also said that he can’t precribe ‘em to me cuz he’s just [...]
Full StoryMan Claims Viagra Saved Him From Being Pinned Under A Car
Manchester, New Hampshire – (SatireWorld.com) Last February, Billie Bibbs counted himself as a really lucky man. Bibbs, whose age is around 60, claimed an unfortunate, possibly fatal, accident was prevented when he quickly gobbled a male performance enhancer tablet moments after an automobile bumper jack failed, pinning him under his 2002 Oldsmobile.
Full StoryNo Viagra, No Piece!
Dallas,Texas – (SatireWorld.com) The Union of Transit Workers in Dallas are at it again as they are not getting the promised daily doses of Viagra that was agreed upon, to settle their possible walk-out that would bring the city to a halt.
Full StoryFedEx Mixup Sends Viagra Shipment To Monestries Around The World
Vatican City – (SatireWorld.com) In an error that has caused an uproar in Papal circles, millions of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra were sent to unsuspecting Monks in over two-hundred monasteries worldwide.
Full StoryAnthony Weiner Signs Viagra Deal
Brooklyn, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Anthony Weiner is becoming known as a regular stand-up guy, and now American manufacturers are interested in having a popular political figure represent their product on TV and billboard.
Full StoryNew US Weapon Deployed In Afganistan Has Taliban On The Run
Pentagon News – (SatireWorld.com) Air Force General Angus Ferguson wasn't smiling when he unveiled the Pentagon's newest weapons system today at a press conference held in his Pentagon office in Washington. The grizzled general invited members of the press to view the new, pocket-sized weapon in an unsual Pentagon press conference.
Full StoryMan Claims Viagra Saved Him From Being Pinned Under A Car
Bowling Green, KY – (SatireWorld.com) Last February, Billie Lee Bibbs was a really lucky man. Bibbs, whose age is around 60, claims an unfortunate, possibly fatal, accident was prevented when he quickly gobbled a male performance enhancer tablet moments after an automobile bumper jack failed, pinning him under his 2002 Oldsmobile.
Full StoryNews Headlines Round-Up….Sarah Palin-Ron Paul-Bin Laden Wives-Elton John
(SatireWorld.com) NEWS ROUND-UP OF THE DAY May 9th Edition- 2011 Reporter Walter Bucket’s News Briefs From Around The World…..
Full StoryMassive Shipping Error Sends Viagra To Monasteries Around The Globe
Vatican City-(SatireWorld.com) In an error that has caused an uproar in Papal circles, millions of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra were sent to unsuspecting Monks in over two-hundred monasteries worldwide. “The packaging was mistaken for vitamins,” claims a spokesman. “We deeply regret the confusion and will work hard to correct our [...]
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