ArchivesTag : White House

Must Really Suck Being A Democrat These Days

Washington, DC Take a moment and think about this…Imagine the feeling back in the late fall of 2016 with the Obama era of Hope & Change ending in a tangling tumble of fraud, dishonesty, and overall contempt for true American values. Now, with the Democrat’s world of smoke and mirrors turned inside out and upside […]

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Kemp pushes Abrams to concede in Georgia gubernatorial race

Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com) Ahead by more than 6,000,000 votes days after Georgia’s gubernatorial election, Republican Brian Kemp pushed for Democrat Stacey Abrams to finally concede Saturday as civil rights groups urged her to stay in the fight even though she’s losing by more than 6 million votes.

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Unusual Cave Drawings Found In Sen. Diane Feinstein’s Cleavage

San Francisco, CA – (Satireworld.com) California Senator Diane Feinstein (D-CA) had a recent physical and reports of the odd medical findings were leaked to FOX News. Doctors discovered she is carrying historical artifacts that she never knew she had….Prehistoric cave drawings between her breasts!

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Breaking News! NY Times Reports Woman Who Claims a ‘Drunk Brett Kavanaugh Stiffed Me!’

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) As Senate Republicans press for a swift vote to confirm Brett Kavanaugh, President Trump’s nominee to the Supreme Court, Senate Democrats are investigating a new allegation of misconduct against Kavanaugh. The claim dates to the 1983-84 academic school year, when Kavanaugh was a freshman at Yale University and visited […]

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Ronco and The Franklin Mint Combine with Democratic Party on Commemorative Plate Set

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) As a fund raiser for the 2020 Presidential Election, the Democratic Party has contracted with Ronco and The Franklin Mint to release a series of commemorative plates.  They will include such famous party individuals as Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, and others.

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Emergency Room Admissions To Soar On Trump’s FEMA Text Alert Trial

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Thursday’s debut of the Presidential Alert of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System hit a bum note today with proctologists warning of ‘potentially dire consequences’ as telecoms providers promised to crank up cell phone tones and vibration functions ahead of the anticipated trial.

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Illinois Republican Congressional Candidates Admit to Campaigning in Cemeteries

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) All of the Republican candidates in the Chicago area have admitted that they are campaigning in the cities cemeteries for the 2018 midterm elections.  The famous Illinois cemetery vote, which has historically been 100% for the Democrats since the 1960 Presidential election (which gave the election to Kennedy over Nixon). 

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Biden/Holder-2020 Duck Boat Tour Targets US Swim States

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) Democratic Party presidential hopefuls Joe Biden and Eric Holder will be debuting the start of their 2020 campaign next week with a tour of crucial US sink-or-swim states.

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Meet Harold Schlumberg…An Inspiring Senior

Corpus Christi, TX – As we get older, we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.

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Hillary Now Blames 2016 Loss On Lack Of Male Heir

New York City, NY – Hillary Clinton excuse number 74 (we know you’ve been counting) as to why her 2016 presidential campaign imploded during voting and underdog Donald Trump won….The new excuse that has people’s heads churning even more in disbelief is…Her lack of a male heir.

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USPS- Barack Obama Era Commemorative Stamp Now On Sale

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) The United States Postal Service announced today that the long overdue commemorative stamp issue celebrating the two-term presidency of Barack Obama are now on sale at most USPS locations.

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ILLNESS CONFIRMED! Doctors Report: Hillary Has Advanced Sniffle-less!

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Doctors at New York’s Presbyterian Hospital report that Hillary Clinton tested positive for an advanced case of Norwegian Sniffle-Less a contagious disease that is spread from hand to person.

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Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

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Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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Trump To Copyright First Lady

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) One of the premier traits of a entrepreneur is the ability to spot trends while they are undiscovered and be able to move fast in order to capture the market lead and then reap the financial windfall. Without saying, the past success of presidential candidate Donald J.Trump has been his […]

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Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Minor Scuffle Reported Outside the White House

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Obama attended the latest Nuclear Security Summit held at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center in the city to discuss achievements in preventing nuclear weapons proliferation around the world. Unfortunately, Iran, Russia, North Korea and ISIS weren’t at the table. A communiqué was released patting everyone on the back, but […]

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The Cure for Liberalism is Now Available

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) had just finished tracking Santa Clause when a large object was spotted heading towards planet Earth. As the object grew larger, natural bodies such as asteroids and meteors were ruled out by observers. When signals were received indicating “no hostile intent” and that a landing […]

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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

The White House – (satireworld.com) On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

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Official Obama Administration Updated Political Lexicon Released

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Federal Register of Friday November 20, 2015 carried a request for US citizen comments to a new rule being proposed by a little known federal agency within the Department of Education (DOE), the Committee of Political Common Sense (CPCS). The CPCS deals with eliminating political correctness on college campuses.

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Meet the Stupidest Member of Congress…..And that Says Alot!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Looking like she posed for a 1950’s vintage box cover for some curl relaxing product. Sheila Jackson-Lee brings on and piles it high with heaps of plain old stupidity leaving many people to ponder….Who voted in this jackass anyway?

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Is Obama Really A ‘Dickhead’? Russia’s Vladimir Putin thinks so!

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

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Obama Gets Plastered Outside the White House

Washington DC-(satireworld.com) An anonymous White House source leaked the following story to the Washington Post about the day Pope Francis of the Roman Catholic Church was hosted by President Obama at the White House. The story can be found on page 65 (left side) of this Sunday’s newspaper Real Estate section.

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Trump Releases Renovation Plans For Post-Obama White House

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.

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Trump Just Purchased 2016 Election, Will Paint White House Gold

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) The Donald announced today that because he was tired of listening to all the crap in the media about Hillary Clinton’s inevitability in 2016, he has called the media’s bluff and paid enough voters to back him – they’re now all under contract to do so – that his run […]

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Josh Earnest Says ‘White House Hasn’t Discounted Using Nukes To Combat ISIS’

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In the wake of a surprise announcement from the White House over the re-deployment of 450 US troops to Anbar Province in Iraq, Press Secretary Josh Earnest was quoted as saying the President has finally come up with a strategy to combat ISIS which includes using B-52 bombers and strategic nuclear […]

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White House Mistakenly Releases Valerie Jarrett’s Secret Photos of Her Controversial Ass Tattoo

The White House – (satireworld.com) Some are saying it was a revenge motivated ‘accident.’ Others are saying it was a practical joke. Insiders at the White House are saying the breech of security has Valerie Jarrett steaming mad over her personal photo release, and in particular, several photos that were secretly taken by the CIA […]

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WH SpokesBoy Josh Earnest Begins Stand-Up Comedy Tour

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) When a young man is about to finish high school and starts readying himself for college and the next chapter in his life, it’s not uncommon for him to look to the future and try to decide what he wants to be when he grows up. Such is the case of […]

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White House Approaches Disney to Use ‘Frozen’ Movie for Latest Propaganda Move

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In its latest attempt to scare school children about climate change, the White House is trying to pressure Disney into using the characters from the mega-hit movie, Frozen, in other films that would be used to show the growing dangers of climate change in the Arctic (if there were any).

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Obama Administration Members Attend First and Last Rehab Meeting

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) This evening, President Obama and members of his administration attended their first and, by most accounts, their last IA (Islamics Anonymous) meeting. Radical Islam is a major problem for the administration but they have not had the strength or courage to admit it is an issue, the critical first step in […]

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