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Obama Administration To Remove White House Rose Garden and Install Presidential Swimming Pool and Hot Tub
The White House – (SatireWorld.com) The Obama Administration announced that a major remodeling and renovation of the White House grounds will take place this spring and summer. The Rose Garden, a fixture since being planted during the Woodrow Wilson administration, will be removed to install an in-ground fiberglass pool and hot tub. A charcoal grill [...]
Full StoryObama On The Campaign Trail After A Hot Disney Kiss
Walt Disney World – (SatireWorld.com) After a smooch from Minnie Mouse and a gentle pat on the back from Mickey, Barack Obama has swung into full re-election campaign mode in January. Though many say he’s never really stopped campaigning since 2008. This time it’s tougher. Before, he simply had no record to run on other [...]
Full StoryNew Expose Book: Michelle ‘unhappy with White, Irish Catholics and Jewish Ballet Dancers in Chicago!
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) A new insiders view into the Michele Obama White House reveals the First Lady was not happy with her position in Chicago, which she claims was ruled by ‘insular white, Irish Catholics,’ and didn’t want to move to Washington until Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters were able to rename her [...]
Full StoryObama Orders Public Schools To Install Pay Toilets
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Stating that “free public education” that already included schools, teachers, campuses, classroom training, free and reduced lunches and extracurricular activities was enough, the White House today ordered schools from grades pre-k to 12 to change their restroom facilities to include pay toilets.
Full StoryEast Coast earthquake aftershocks rattle CIA HQ
Washington AC/DC - (SatireWorld.com) The ubiquitous ‘Did the earth move for you, darlin’?’ took on a new and unexpected meaning shortly after 1.52pm EDT today.
Full StoryBill Clinton’s Memoirs Part III…The ‘Monica Lewinsky-Zippergate’ Scandal
Part III The Lewinsky Scandal President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having sex in the Oval Office with an intern half his [...]
Full StoryThrockmorton P. Turdblossom- ‘The Country Boy’s Advice Column’
SatireWorld.com Dear Throckmorton, Please, I hope you can help me. My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and [...]
Full StoryUS Changes Metal In Coins To Steel-Next, President To Be Replaced With Cheaper Teleprompter
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Congress has authorized the United States Mint to begin replacing the costly metals used in coins with steel. The spiraling cost of copper, zinc, and nickel have escalated to the point where it cost more in processed metal than what the coin was actually worth.
Full StoryWhite House Laundress Admits “First Fart” Was A Wet One
White House Dirty Laundry Room (SatireWorld.com) A White House staffer in the laundry admitted to investigarors looking into the Presidential “First Fart” that Obama’s flatulence episode was “a juicy one.” On Thursday night, at a campaign fund-raising speech in Dover, Delaware, Barack Obama read a command on his teleprompter “fart now,” and then did so. [...]
Full StoryObama Calls Cabinet Back From Holiday Weekend To Begin Investigation Into “First Fart” Teleprompter Tampering
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) President Barack Hussein Obama officially recalled the White House Staff, the Cabinet, and the rest of the Executive Branch back to work Saturday morning, cancelling their Memorial Day weekend plans. He immediately put everyone to work forming a task force and a White House Subcommittee/Special Commission/Task Force into the investigation of [...]
Full StoryU.S. Center For Disease Control (CDC) Issues First Ever Zombie Alert
Atlanta, GA – (SatireWorld.com) The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its first ever Zombie Alert, advising citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in the event of a zombie breakout. Seemingly tied to the foreboding prophecy of a 5/21/11 ‘rapture’ [...]
Full StoryObama Says: “I Want All Your Money In 2012″
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) Stinging from a series of personal rebukes, like not being invited to the wedding of the century, and mentally swollen from the lingering effects of a complete domestic healthcare and economic failure. The worst president in the USA’s history is looking to keep his job for four more years. Of course, that takes [...]
Full StoryKFC To Be Built Next To Prestigious Washington DC Address
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation (KFC) announced that it has purchased the vacant lot at 1601 Pennsylavania Avnue in Washington, DC right next door to the White House.The company plans to build at 600 seat restaurant in time for a January, 2012 opening date.
Full StoryMichelle Obama: ‘Steak And Lobster For Me, Please!’
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) According to first lady Michelle Obama it’s do as I say, not what I do! Remember the Michelle campaign of healthy eating and proper food choices for Americans? How about the much touted White House Garden, the scene of a hundred photo-ops with a hoe-in-hand Michelle bravely tilling the soil in a righteous [...]
Full StoryObama Pulls Out All Stops for Re Election; Doc Prescribes Cream Guaranteed to “make him whiter than MJ by 2012!”
The Really White House-(SatireWorld.com) He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now insiders say Obama is resorting to skin whitening in order to stay in the White House for four [...]
Full StoryBarack Obama Asked To Please Remove Photo Of Lenin From Oval Office
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The dusty framed photo has been in the old offices of Barack Obama ever since he became a community organizer in Chicago back in the late 1970s. Now, the same framed portrait sits in the Oval Office.
Full StoryFirst Shipment Of Over-Sized Toilet Seats Arrives At White House
The White House – (satireworld.com) Service consultants from the GSA are now replacing all commode seats with larger, stronger seats in the White House, that’s according to a recent Health and Social Services Administration audit where the comfort and well-being of all White House workers was authenticated and certified. This was initiated in response to [...]
Full StoryKentucky Presidential Hopefull Announces His Economic Recovery Plan
Louisville, KY-(satireworld.com) Kentucky Presidential hopeful, Cletus Goshdarnit, has announced what his first piece of legislation will look like as President in 2013. As Cletus outlined his plan, he expressed hopes of curbing the spiraling US debt. Goshdarnit promises he will place the bill before the Senate Leader the day he takes office in January 2013.
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