ArchivesTag : White House

ILLNESS CONFIRMED! Doctors Report: Hillary Has Advanced Sniffle-less!

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) Doctors at New York’s Presbyterian Hospital report that Hillary Clinton tested positive for an advanced case of Norwegian Sniffle-Less a contagious disease that is spread from hand to person.

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Report of Clown Sightings Put Washington DC Residents on Edge

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Reports of scary Democratic Party Clowns lurking in the shadows and trying to lure innocent voters into the murkiness of Washington, DC political promises and lies have patriotic families in a frenzy, Democratic candidates nervous, and Twitter users all jittery.

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Monica Lewinski To Speak At DNC…Will Explain Why Democrats Left A Bad Taste In Her Mouth

Philadelphia, PA – (satireworld.com) Monica Lewinsky will speak at the Democratic National Convention’s Millennial Summit this week, opening up about her experience with cyber-bullying, her past relationship with President Bill Clinton, and how she’s more aligned now with the Libertarian Party now since leaving the Democratic Party in 1999 because of ‘the bad taste it […]

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Trump To Copyright First Lady

New York, NY – (satireworld.com) One of the premier traits of a entrepreneur is the ability to spot trends while they are undiscovered and be able to move fast in order to capture the market lead and then reap the financial windfall. Without saying, the past success of presidential candidate Donald J.Trump has been his […]

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Ex-DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Called Out As ‘ Soured Smelly Douchebag’ By Fellow Democrat

Washington, DC- (SatireWorld.com) Congresswoman Debbie Wassertman-Schultz (D-FL)has again put her size eleven clodhopper in her mouth after she falsely accused one time Jewish buddy Allan Greyson (D-FL) of attempting to ruin Obamacare by trying to unbalance the budget screwed up by President Barack Obama and addressing the National Debt ceiling.

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Minor Scuffle Reported Outside the White House

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) President Obama attended the latest Nuclear Security Summit held at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center in the city to discuss achievements in preventing nuclear weapons proliferation around the world. Unfortunately, Iran, Russia, North Korea and ISIS weren’t at the table. A communiqué was released patting everyone on the back, but […]

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The Cure for Liberalism is Now Available

Washington DC: (satireworld.com) The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) had just finished tracking Santa Clause when a large object was spotted heading towards planet Earth. As the object grew larger, natural bodies such as asteroids and meteors were ruled out by observers. When signals were received indicating “no hostile intent” and that a landing […]

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Obama vows to increase unemployment to curb workplace violence!!

The White House – (satireworld.com) On his national address scheduled for later in the day from the White House the President is ready to unleash his latest plan to thwart ISIS and radical terrorism by increasing American unemployment to reduce the amount of workplace violence blamed for the recent bloodbaths around America!

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Official Obama Administration Updated Political Lexicon Released

Washington DC- (satireworld.com) The Federal Register of Friday November 20, 2015 carried a request for US citizen comments to a new rule being proposed by a little known federal agency within the Department of Education (DOE), the Committee of Political Common Sense (CPCS). The CPCS deals with eliminating political correctness on college campuses.

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Meet the Stupidest Member of Congress…..And that Says Alot!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) Looking like she posed for a 1950’s vintage box cover for some curl relaxing product. Sheila Jackson-Lee brings on and piles it high with heaps of plain old stupidity leaving many people to ponder….Who voted in this jackass anyway?

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Is Obama Really A ‘Dickhead’? Russia’s Vladimir Putin thinks so!

Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com) Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.

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Obama Gets Plastered Outside the White House

Washington DC-(satireworld.com) An anonymous White House source leaked the following story to the Washington Post about the day Pope Francis of the Roman Catholic Church was hosted by President Obama at the White House. The story can be found on page 65 (left side) of this Sunday’s newspaper Real Estate section.

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Trump Releases Renovation Plans For Post-Obama White House

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.

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Trump Just Purchased 2016 Election, Will Paint White House Gold

NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com) The Donald announced today that because he was tired of listening to all the crap in the media about Hillary Clinton’s inevitability in 2016, he has called the media’s bluff and paid enough voters to back him – they’re now all under contract to do so – that his run […]

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Josh Earnest Says ‘White House Hasn’t Discounted Using Nukes To Combat ISIS’

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com) In the wake of a surprise announcement from the White House over the re-deployment of 450 US troops to Anbar Province in Iraq, Press Secretary Josh Earnest was quoted as saying the President has finally come up with a strategy to combat ISIS which includes using B-52 bombers and strategic nuclear […]

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White House Mistakenly Releases Valerie Jarrett’s Secret Photos of Her Controversial Ass Tattoo

The White House – (satireworld.com) Some are saying it was a revenge motivated ‘accident.’ Others are saying it was a practical joke. Insiders at the White House are saying the breech of security has Valerie Jarrett steaming mad over her personal photo release, and in particular, several photos that were secretly taken by the CIA […]

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WH SpokesBoy Josh Earnest Begins Stand-Up Comedy Tour

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) When a young man is about to finish high school and starts readying himself for college and the next chapter in his life, it’s not uncommon for him to look to the future and try to decide what he wants to be when he grows up. Such is the case of […]

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White House Approaches Disney to Use ‘Frozen’ Movie for Latest Propaganda Move

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) In its latest attempt to scare school children about climate change, the White House is trying to pressure Disney into using the characters from the mega-hit movie, Frozen, in other films that would be used to show the growing dangers of climate change in the Arctic (if there were any).

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Obama Administration Members Attend First and Last Rehab Meeting

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) This evening, President Obama and members of his administration attended their first and, by most accounts, their last IA (Islamics Anonymous) meeting. Radical Islam is a major problem for the administration but they have not had the strength or courage to admit it is an issue, the critical first step in […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #106

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Entire Congressional Black Caucus Taken Into Custody With ‘Hands Up’ Gesture

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) All members of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) were taken into custody without incident this morning after surrendering together on the House floor.  All members showed the “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” gesture made popular in the wake of the Ferguson protests.

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White House Hobbit, Valerie Jarrett, Now On Media’s Sh*t List

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) – Though a munchkin in real life, White House puppet master Valerie Jarrett stands tall in the shadows of every Obama administration debacle. She is the one who protects the President by making decisions so that bad things cannot be traced back directly to the President. She sits in on […]

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Stupid Virus Discovered!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in Boston.

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Texas Nurse Declared ‘Ebola-Free’ But Photo-Op Exposes Her to ‘Obama Fatique’

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Shortly after being released from the hospital and reportedly cured of Ebola, Texas nurse Nina Pham now faces a new struggle – Obama Fatigue. The patient has been thrust into the national spotlight during the last month and the last thing she needed was to be exposed to this condition that […]

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Satireworld Exclusive! Abbott and Costello Talk About US Unemployment Figures

Newark, NJ – (satireworld.com) To understand the common man, you really need to talk with the common man. So when talking with Bud Abbott and Lou Costello about today’s unemployment, we figured it couldn’t get anymore common than that. So, with pad and pencil in hand we stopped by Mr. Fields brownstone apartment house to […]

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US Readies Ground Troops For Fight With ISIS, WH Clarifies Previous Remarks

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) 17 year-old White House spokesman Josh Earnest faced blistering questions today about rumors the US was coordinating with Iraq to send in ground troops to push back terror group ISIS. The stories were immediately met with surprise and indignation from reporters in the press room after previously reporting the US would […]

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White House, CDC Postpone Getting Serious About Ebola Until After Midterms

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Add ‘stopping the Ebola crisis’ to the list of things the current administration and the CDC ( Crappy Disease Control), an agency which has been nearly useless to this point in helping to contain the spread of Ebola, are putting off taking seriously until after the midterm elections. Both entities have […]

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White House Spokesman Asks for Entire Month of November Off

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) 17 year-old White House spokesman, Josh Earnest, has asked his boss for the entire month of November off and has already booked tickets for an undisclosed location in the Caribbean, due to the upcoming midterm elections. “I have a really bad feeling about this and I think it’s best to just […]

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Obama Contradicts CDC: ‘If You Like Your Ebola, You Can Keep Your Ebola!’

The White House – (satireworld.com) Despite the CDC’s call for people in Ebola-stricken nations to “avoid public transportation,” Barack Obama, who knows everything about everything, said: “You cannot get it through casual contact like sitting on a bus. In fact, if you like your Ebola, you can keep your Ebola.”

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #55

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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