ArchivesTag : White House

Hillary cements claim to Presidency: Reveals Chelsea was surrogate for Illegal Immigrant!

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton made sure there would be no impediment in her relentless march to the White House by claiming Chelsea unselfishly carried the child of an illegal immigrant to wrap up the last ‘loose end’ standing in her way for a unanimous vote at the Democrat National Convention to […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Two Morons Detained Trying to Break Into White House in Separate Incidents

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) In back-to-back incidents this week, two idiots tried to gain entrance to the White House before being detained by Secret Service agents. One perpetrator was released soon after the misunderstanding. The breach of security has illuminated vulnerabilities in the security systems surrounding the White House and its grounds.

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Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Elections Approach

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Hillary Clinton supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending mid-term elections.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #40

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

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Tommy Chong to Compete on “Dancing With The Stars”

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) It was just announced in Hollywood that Tommy Chong (of Cheech and Chong) is going to be one of the celebrities on the next season of “Dancing With The Stars.” On this show, “B” list celebrities, former reality show stars, and former athletes are paired with professional dancers in a […]

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Desperate White House Staffers Now Referring To The President As Simply….’The Bear’….Huh?

The White House – (satireworld.com) In recent weeks a new manly nickname for Barack Obama has surfaced and has been inserted in press releases, along with those dreaded photo-ops, and played upon by the mainstream media as a description that highlights Obama’s hereto unknown dominating personna. ‘The Bear’ has connoctations of a fierce, burly, testosterone […]

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Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Laredo, TX – (satireworld.com) The federal government has opened a new no-kill shelter in this border town to help find homes for thousands of new illegal immigrants who continue flooding into the country.

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Letter to President Obama

Jo and Alex Smith Phoenix AZ: Dear Mr. President. My wife Jo and I decided to take early retirement at 62 and 63, respectively. Our house is paid for, our kids have gone through college paid for by us working two jobs and are now married. We own two 10 year old paid for automobiles, […]

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Abuse of Power? Obama caught using drones to deliver Pizzas at 3 a.m. to White House!

The White House – (satireworld.com) In yet another instance of the failure of Michelle’s mandate against Obesity, and abuse of power by the Messiah in Chief, SW is now able to report that Barry’s cravings for ‘soul food’ is so great, he has been ordering Chicago Style Pizza from Cicero, Il. delivered by government drones […]

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Bill and Hillary…’Hey! We’re Just Like You Little Guys!’

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) During a Clinton Global Initiative event in Denver Tuesday, former president Bill Clinton tried to defend his wife from claims that she’s out of touch with average Americans.

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Bill Clinton: “Contrary to Ed Klein’s Book, Hillary Does Not Have Acute Angina’

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Ed Klein’s newly released book ‘Blood Feud’ revealed that ex- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has a heart ailment that she has kept secret hoping to avoid controversy that would hinder her chances to become president in 2016. Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu […]

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White House Quietly Intervenes in Transvaginal Mesh Lawsuits

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The White House has asked US Attorney General Eric Holder and the Department of Justice (DOJ) lawyers to quickly and quietly settle all outstanding Transvaginal Mesh lawsuit cases.

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.

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Susan Rice Thinks Militants Taking Over Iraq are Fighting With ‘Honor and Distinction’

Baghdad – (satireworld.com) As Iraq falls into chaos, Sunday talk show queen Susan Rice applauded Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri and his militant army for taking over huge areas of territory in Syria and Iraq.

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Anti-Gun Mom Group Rally Fizzles….Only a Handful Show Up!

Via Truth Revolt – (satireworld.com) Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America called on their troops to join the “stroller jam” outside of Targets Shareholders meeting in Dallas to protest open carry in their stores. Unfortunately for them, a group of 12 showed up.

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Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing.

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More Lies….Obama Claims 18 US Sailors Finally Rescued From WWII Ship Torpedoed During D-Day Invasion

Normandy Coast, France – (satireworld.com) According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.

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Jessica Simpson To Join FOX News

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) Fox News announced its summer news lineup and a surprising new co-anchor is being added to the O’Reilly Factor normally broadcast during viewing prime time. The addition of a new and fresh face to the highly viewed Bill O’Reilly show was a surprise to most loyal viewers, but the […]

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After a Day of Spinning, Jay Carney Requires Nearly a Pharmacy to Sleep at Night

Washington, D.C. – (satireworld.com) After an average day of spinning details of current events to make the President look good, no matter how bad the situation, White House spokesman, Jay Carney, needs practically an entire pharmacy to help him sleep at night.

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White House Laments Roosevelt Didn’t Have #HitlerSucks in 1940’s, Could Have Shortened War

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) Sixteen year-old White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, commented in today’s presidential press briefing that it was a shame the Roosevelt administration didn’t have the benefit of hashtags in the early days of World War II so they could have tweeted some strongly worded messages that could have stopped the dictator in […]

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White House In Lockdown Mode After People Throw Stuff Over Fence

\ The White House – (satireworld.com) According to Shawna Thomas, NBC “News”:

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White House Spokesman Says: ‘Laugh Track Audio To Be Added To All Jay Carney Press Conferences’

The White House – (SatireWorld.com) On Tuesday night, White House press secretary Jay Carney again referred questions about the collection of Associated Press phone records to the Department of Justice, stating that President Barack Obama remained a “strong defender of the First Amendment.” The struggling White House Press Secretary revealed the Administration’s official position with […]

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How Can This Be? Well, It Just Happens To Be A Coincidence, Right?

Washington, DC By Don Fredrick Funny how things just happen to Obama and those around him. It’s almost like a ray of golden light beams down from Heaven and annoits the Messiah in its golden light…Yeah, but that’s just a coincidence, right?

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Lesbians Upset Hillary and Huma Stayed In Closet on National Coming Out Day

Fag Gut Town, NY – (SatireWoprld.com) While the celebration was not noticed or observed by most people in the United States (unless their television news rammed it down their throats), October 11th was observed as National Coming Out Day. Many long suspected/world’s worst kept secret gays came out of the closet and revealed their sexual […]

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Obama Acts Decisively about Gas Attack

Washington DC- (SatireWorld.com) President Obama was hosting a luncheon in the White House dining room for some of his Democratic supporters when his Secret Service detail burst into the room.

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White House Clean-Up Being Considered

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com) The General Services Administration (GSA) has initiated the bidding process for clean-up and refurbishment contractors to ready the White House for the new occupant in January 2017.

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White House Press Secretary Plans to Resign

Washington DC-(SatireWorld.com) White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced that he will be leaving his current position at the end of July 2013 for employment elsewhere.

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Chris Christie Resigns as New Jersey Governor to be White House Taste Tester

Trenton, NJ – (SatireWorld.com) Chris Christie, the Republican Governor of New Jersey, has announced that he will resign his position to become the official taster for the Obama White House. Christie said that he was frustrated with his inability to make the all-you-can-eat buffet the official lunch of his state and to install one in […]

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Michelle Obama’s Official White House Portrait Unveiled

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) First Lady Michelle Obama has had a new official White House portrait completed. As this is now her husband Barack’s second term, and she is four years older than when the last official portrait was made, an updated one was needed.

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