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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #106

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Entire Congressional Black Caucus Taken Into Custody With ‘Hands Up’ Gesture

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) All members of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) were taken into custody without incident this morning after surrendering together on the House floor.  All members showed the “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” gesture made popular in the wake of the Ferguson protests.

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White House Hobbit, Valerie Jarrett, Now On Media’s Sh*t List

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) – Though a munchkin in real life, White House puppet master Valerie Jarrett stands tall in the shadows of every Obama administration debacle. She is the one who protects the President by making decisions so that bad things cannot be traced back directly to the President. She sits in on […]

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Stupid Virus Discovered!

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com) A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in Boston.

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Texas Nurse Declared ‘Ebola-Free’ But Photo-Op Exposes Her to ‘Obama Fatique’

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Shortly after being released from the hospital and reportedly cured of Ebola, Texas nurse Nina Pham now faces a new struggle – Obama Fatigue. The patient has been thrust into the national spotlight during the last month and the last thing she needed was to be exposed to this condition that […]

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Satireworld Exclusive! Abbott and Costello Talk About US Unemployment Figures

Newark, NJ – (satireworld.com) To understand the common man, you really need to talk with the common man. So when talking with Bud Abbott and Lou Costello about today’s unemployment, we figured it couldn’t get anymore common than that. So, with pad and pencil in hand we stopped by Mr. Fields brownstone apartment house to […]

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US Readies Ground Troops For Fight With ISIS, WH Clarifies Previous Remarks

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) 17 year-old White House spokesman Josh Earnest faced blistering questions today about rumors the US was coordinating with Iraq to send in ground troops to push back terror group ISIS. The stories were immediately met with surprise and indignation from reporters in the press room after previously reporting the US would […]

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Winner Announced In Chelsea Clinton Dry Humping Challenge

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) The results are in and a winner has been announced in the First Annual ‘Chelsea Clinton Dry Humping Challenge!’

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White House, CDC Postpone Getting Serious About Ebola Until After Midterms

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) Add ‘stopping the Ebola crisis’ to the list of things the current administration and the CDC ( Crappy Disease Control), an agency which has been nearly useless to this point in helping to contain the spread of Ebola, are putting off taking seriously until after the midterm elections. Both entities have […]

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White House Spokesman Asks for Entire Month of November Off

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com) 17 year-old White House spokesman, Josh Earnest, has asked his boss for the entire month of November off and has already booked tickets for an undisclosed location in the Caribbean, due to the upcoming midterm elections. “I have a really bad feeling about this and I think it’s best to just […]

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Obama Contradicts CDC: ‘If You Like Your Ebola, You Can Keep Your Ebola!’

The White House – (satireworld.com) Despite the CDC’s call for people in Ebola-stricken nations to “avoid public transportation,” Barack Obama, who knows everything about everything, said: “You cannot get it through casual contact like sitting on a bus. In fact, if you like your Ebola, you can keep your Ebola.”

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #55

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Hillary cements claim to Presidency: Reveals Chelsea was surrogate for Illegal Immigrant!

New York, New York – (satireworld.com) Hillary Clinton made sure there would be no impediment in her relentless march to the White House by claiming Chelsea unselfishly carried the child of an illegal immigrant to wrap up the last ‘loose end’ standing in her way for a unanimous vote at the Democrat National Convention to […]

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #52

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Two Morons Detained Trying to Break Into White House in Separate Incidents

Washington D.C. – (satireworld.com) In back-to-back incidents this week, two idiots tried to gain entrance to the White House before being detained by Secret Service agents. One perpetrator was released soon after the misunderstanding. The breach of security has illuminated vulnerabilities in the security systems surrounding the White House and its grounds.

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Democrats Scramble For New Rocks As Dismal Mid-Term Elections Approach

Condor, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Hillary Clinton supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending mid-term elections.

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(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #40

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Tommy Chong to Compete on “Dancing With The Stars”

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com) It was just announced in Hollywood that Tommy Chong (of Cheech and Chong) is going to be one of the celebrities on the next season of “Dancing With The Stars.” On this show, “B” list celebrities, former reality show stars, and former athletes are paired with professional dancers in a […]

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Desperate White House Staffers Now Referring To The President As Simply….’The Bear’….Huh?

The White House – (satireworld.com) In recent weeks a new manly nickname for Barack Obama has surfaced and has been inserted in press releases, along with those dreaded photo-ops, and played upon by the mainstream media as a description that highlights Obama’s hereto unknown dominating personna. ‘The Bear’ has connoctations of a fierce, burly, testosterone […]

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Feds Open No-Kill Shelter for Immigrants on Texas/Mexico Border

Laredo, TX – (satireworld.com) The federal government has opened a new no-kill shelter in this border town to help find homes for thousands of new illegal immigrants who continue flooding into the country.

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Letter to President Obama

Jo and Alex Smith Phoenix AZ: Dear Mr. President. My wife Jo and I decided to take early retirement at 62 and 63, respectively. Our house is paid for, our kids have gone through college paid for by us working two jobs and are now married. We own two 10 year old paid for automobiles, […]

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Abuse of Power? Obama caught using drones to deliver Pizzas at 3 a.m. to White House!

The White House – (satireworld.com) In yet another instance of the failure of Michelle’s mandate against Obesity, and abuse of power by the Messiah in Chief, SW is now able to report that Barry’s cravings for ‘soul food’ is so great, he has been ordering Chicago Style Pizza from Cicero, Il. delivered by government drones […]

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Bill and Hillary…’Hey! We’re Just Like You Little Guys!’

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com) During a Clinton Global Initiative event in Denver Tuesday, former president Bill Clinton tried to defend his wife from claims that she’s out of touch with average Americans.

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Bill Clinton: “Contrary to Ed Klein’s Book, Hillary Does Not Have Acute Angina’

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) Ed Klein’s newly released book ‘Blood Feud’ revealed that ex- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has a heart ailment that she has kept secret hoping to avoid controversy that would hinder her chances to become president in 2016. Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu […]

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White House Quietly Intervenes in Transvaginal Mesh Lawsuits

Washington DC – (satireworld.com) The White House has asked US Attorney General Eric Holder and the Department of Justice (DOJ) lawyers to quickly and quietly settle all outstanding Transvaginal Mesh lawsuit cases.

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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Capitalized on her Looks to get NBC Job!

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com) NBC News (sic) announced that Chelsea Clinton, the only acknowledged child of former President Bill Clinton, and ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had been hired as a special correspondent for the network.

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Susan Rice Thinks Militants Taking Over Iraq are Fighting With ‘Honor and Distinction’

Baghdad – (satireworld.com) As Iraq falls into chaos, Sunday talk show queen Susan Rice applauded Izzat Ibrahim al-Douri and his militant army for taking over huge areas of territory in Syria and Iraq.

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Anti-Gun Mom Group Rally Fizzles….Only a Handful Show Up!

Via Truth Revolt – (satireworld.com) Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America called on their troops to join the “stroller jam” outside of Targets Shareholders meeting in Dallas to protest open carry in their stores. Unfortunately for them, a group of 12 showed up.

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Jay Carney Addresses Sex Change Transformation Rumors

Washington AC/DC – (satireworld.com) Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing.

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More Lies….Obama Claims 18 US Sailors Finally Rescued From WWII Ship Torpedoed During D-Day Invasion

Normandy Coast, France – (satireworld.com) According to President Obama’s White House staffers, a U.S. Navy ship sunk during WW II has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued. The rescue operation was initiated about 20 miles off the French Normandy coast on Friday morning.

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