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Obama Says: “I Want All Your Money In 2012″
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) Stinging from a series of personal rebukes, like not being invited to the wedding of the century, and mentally swollen from the lingering effects of a complete domestic healthcare and economic failure. The worst president in the USA’s history is looking to keep his job for four more years. Of course, that takes [...]
Full StoryKFC To Be Built Next To Prestigious Washington DC Address
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation (KFC) announced that it has purchased the vacant lot at 1601 Pennsylavania Avnue in Washington, DC right next door to the White House.The company plans to build at 600 seat restaurant in time for a January, 2012 opening date.
Full StoryMichelle Obama: ‘Steak And Lobster For Me, Please!’
Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) According to first lady Michelle Obama it’s do as I say, not what I do! Remember the Michelle campaign of healthy eating and proper food choices for Americans? How about the much touted White House Garden, the scene of a hundred photo-ops with a hoe-in-hand Michelle bravely tilling the soil in a righteous [...]
Full StoryObama Pulls Out All Stops for Re Election; Doc Prescribes Cream Guaranteed to “make him whiter than MJ by 2012!”
The Really White House-(SatireWorld.com) He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now insiders say Obama is resorting to skin whitening in order to stay in the White House for four [...]
Full StoryBarack Obama Asked To Please Remove Photo Of Lenin From Oval Office
The White House-(SatireWorld.com) The dusty framed photo has been in the old offices of Barack Obama ever since he became a community organizer in Chicago back in the late 1970s. Now, the same framed portrait sits in the Oval Office.
Full StoryFirst Shipment Of Over-Sized Toilet Seats Arrives At White House
The White House – (satireworld.com) Service consultants from the GSA are now replacing all commode seats with larger, stronger seats in the White House, that’s according to a recent Health and Social Services Administration audit where the comfort and well-being of all White House workers was authenticated and certified. This was initiated in response to [...]
Full StoryKentucky Presidential Hopefull Announces His Economic Recovery Plan
Louisville, KY-(satireworld.com) Kentucky Presidential hopeful, Cletus Goshdarnit, has announced what his first piece of legislation will look like as President in 2013. As Cletus outlined his plan, he expressed hopes of curbing the spiraling US debt. Goshdarnit promises he will place the bill before the Senate Leader the day he takes office in January 2013.
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