by Steely Beast on 03/05/11 at 11:53 amLondon, England – (SatireWorld.com)
Critics are saying ‘it will be a tight squeeze,’ but Nigella Lawson won the bid for perhaps the most famous white dress in history. Fresh from the royal laundry, Pippa Middleton decided to auction off her famous royal bridesmaid dress in an effort to raise money for Botox treatments to help the area’s homeless population look nicer while on the streets panhandling.
The dress was made famous during the royal wedding of sister Kate Middleton to royal Prince William a week ago as Pippa walked down the isle holding her sister’s train. Pippa says she’ll never wear it again after the amount of online comments she read over the past week.
Nigella, famous for both sumptuous meals cooked to perfection, and an equally sumpuous bosom, wouldn’t reveal the actual bid amount but promises thousands will benefit from her donation and many homeless people will be wrinkle-free while whiling away the hours in numerous tent compounds spread across London.
Pipa reported is thrilled with the hefty auction price and knows people won’t be so scared when a weathered, 60 year old hag sticks out an open palm and asks for a donation. “It will bring peace and contentment to the streets.”