by Jalapenoman on 08/05/11 at 7:38 amTinseltown – (SatireWorld.com)
Pop singer and former American Idol Finalist Adam Lambert has purchased Pippa Middleton’s famous white dress from the recent Royal Wedding. The dress, which placed emphasis on Pippa’s posterior, made her ass into a household name and made her the latest pin-up on the walls of teenage boys. She wore it at the marraige of her sister, Kate Middleton, to England’s Prince William (son of Prince Charles and grandson of Queen Elizabeth II).
The dress was sold at a celebrity auction to raise money for “some charity cause that us people who think we are all better than you are fawning over at the moment.” Lambert outbid such luminaries as Rosie O’Donnell, Harvey Fierstein, David Hyde Pierce, Richard Simmons, and the Manchester United Football Club.
When asked what he plans to do with the dress, Lambert said that “I’ll wear it as part of my concerts. I’ve got a really nice ass too, you know. You should check it out!”
Lambert fan club president Mark Adams said that “this will go great in his show. He can wear it after his Lady Gaga dress and before his Madonna cone-bra costume. Adam is just so sexy in his shows that my husband and I just love him!”
When asked what Pippa would wear next now that her famous dress no longer belonged to her, it was the concensus of most straight men… “hopefully nothing!”