Megan Fox Confesses Seeing Pippa Middleton’s Butt Made Her Realize She’s Gay
by Jalapenoman on 09/05/11 at 9:53 am
Soon after Megan announced her hots for Pippa, her husband hit her with a pie
Megan Fox admitted that she has just entered and then quickly come out of the closet. The young star of the Transformers movies revealed to reporters yesterday that she is gay. “It was when I was watching the royal wedding that this all came to mind. I couldn’t keep my eyes off of Pippa Middleton’s ass. I watched it wiggle and jiggle and move and just couldn’t look away. It brought thoughts to my mind and was hypnotic and mesmerizing!”
“I want to grab that ass! I want to hold it and squeeze it and rub it and massage it. I want to pour suntan lotion on it on a nude beach and brag to everyone watching that this ass is mine! I want to take it to Victoria’s Secret and buy it sexy panties that only I get to see.”
“Her ass is my screen saver at home. I look at it constantly on my computer and watch the royal wedding clips on TiVo.”
When asked if there were any other women she desired, Megan denied it. “I’m not that kind of a rug muncher! I’m a one-woman woman, and that woman is Pippa!”
“Pippa’s ass has opened up a whole new world of possibilities and dreams for me. I can’t wait to embark on this next phase of my life.”
Jalapenoman
May 9th, 2011
Funny… but I thought she got “creamed” a different way.