Navy SEALS: Bin Laden Had Nude Photos Of Pippa Middleton On His Computer Thumb Drives

by on 13/05/11 at 3:27 pm

There was an extensive collection of 'Saudi Girls Gone Wild' photos on Osama's thumb drive.

Islamisbad, Pakistan – (SatireWorld.com)

Computer experts have being pouring over the treasure trove of intelligence data taken from the Osama Bin Laden compound raid, recent data downloaded from the drives show extensive pornographic material, again proving the al Qeada leader was a dirty old man besides being a homicidal maniac.

“We downloaded all kinds of porno. Men with men. Men with women. Men with sheep, cows, giraffes, and camels! Men with their AK-47s.” Claims CIA analyst Ben V.

Perhas the most telling download was a complete nude sequence of royal in-law, Pippa Middleton, foretelling the distraction the al Qeada leader had just days before his head was ventilated by a US Navy SEAL team. The CIA says the photo montage was probably taken through an open window by an al Qeada operative working in London. The CIA refused to go into detail about when the photos might have been taken.

It was long surmised that Bin Laden had a dirty mind and would frequently give subordinates ‘sheep passes’ in lieu of compensation. The Sheik was reported to have a special herd in the nearby mountains tended by an al Qeada shepard.

Also revealed was a thumb drive containing SatireWorld articles and it’s believed Bin Laden found them a primary source of intelligence, which he used to gauge American resolve in waging a steadfast fight on terrorism.b All SatireWorld articles that showed breasts being exposed were circled in red ink.



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