by Jalapenoman on 15/05/11 at 3:41 amThe Playboy Mansion – (SatireWorld.com)
Playboy owner and founder Hugh Hefner has offered “flavor of the month” Pippa Middleton ten million dollars to appear in his magazine. Pippa became famous for her posterior when she served at the recent royal wedding of her sister, Kate Middleton, to Prince William of England. Miss Middleton, her white dress, and her ass became media sensations overnight. Other photos of her dancing in a purple bra or and white slip and sunbathing in a white bikini on a yacht have also dominated internet image searches.
From his home at the Playboy mansion, Hefner said that “this girl even got me excited when I watched her walking down the aisle. I got a woody, and I didn’t even have to take a shot of viagra. This girl is something special and I am willing to pay her a lot of money to wiggle her ass cheeks in my magazine.”
When told that Hugh Hefner was offering her ten million American dollars to take off her clothes for photographers, Pippa said “ten million? Just to take pictures of me bum? Is he daft? Of course I’ll do it!”
When Hefner released word of Miss Middleton’s acceptance to advertisers, space in the magazine begin to sell quickly. The premium prices for advertising space in the Pippa issue will rival that of television commercials during a Super Bowl. The price of a double page spread (no pun intended) may exceed one million dollars.
“Of course, I’ll get my money returned to me in the back end,” said Hefner (no pun intended). That’s what the marketing game is all about.
The Pippa issue is expected to hit newsstands in July.
When told that Pippa was getting ten million dollars to get her ass shot by Hugh Hefner, former U.S. President Dick Cheney said “Ten million! That’s ridiculous. I’d have shot her ass for a lot less than that!”