by Jalapenoman on 31/05/11 at 10:28 am
London, England – (SatireWorld.com)
The Franklin Mint recently released a series of commemmorative plates on the recent Royal Wedding, entitled the Kate Middleton Collection. Despite pictures of Kate in her wedding dress and the Royal Couple together, the top selling plate in the series is the one with Pippa Middleton’s ass while wearing her white dress.
Company representative Anne Merkin said “it is a surprise when a wedding series has the Maid of Honour as the top seller, but you can’t always predict the buying habits of people.”
In less than one month, the Pippa Middleton plate has become the second largest selling plate among men for the Franklin Mint. Number one is still the Dale Earnhardt #3 collectable from the Legends of NASCAR series. Pippa’s ass has now passed up Elvis and the Dolly Parton’s left and right plates for top sellers among men to take sole possession and is quickly closing in on number one.
Said Percy Pissgums, a customer at a Florida retailer, “I do like my NASCAR, but DAMN! That is one mightly fine lookin’ piece of tail on that girl! I’d motorboat that nice little bottom. It’s too bad that my plates don’t wiggle, cuz that would make it even better.” Pissgums admitted that he had purchased an even dozen of the plates and said “I got two up in every room of my single wide. I even kept two to eat off of, cuz I just love lickin’ the food off that sweet behind.”