by captain america on 10/06/11 at 7:20 amMoise Goldberg Sheep Emporium – (SatireWorld.com)
As if Lib/Dem congressman Anthony Weiner didn’t already have his hands full (no pun intended), reports from Brussels indicate that shocking new photos are being set to be released involving innocent victims described as ‘lambs being led to the slaughter” by the internet predator.
Earlier reports seemed to indicate that the Purveyor of Penile Pornography had limited his ‘exposure’ to American females, all of whom were staunch democrats enamored by the brash, arrogant, irrational congressman who they idolized as the ‘Anti-Palin’, the independent minded former Alaskan Governor who represents a return to American ideals, small government and ‘keeping it in your pants.”
With Interpol now on the case tracing Weiner’s pecker tracks all over the internet, new leads have surfaced that Weiner also targeted females as far away as the Falklands, and the Shetland Isles.
“These victims weren’t dyed in the wool democrats, ” said Sean Muhammad, senior interpol investigator involving “Crimes against Nature,” but innocents abroad, who were fleeced into believing they were dealing with an American Politician, who has shown himself to be upstanding member of the Democratic Party
and the author of a recent bill he authored to shut down bestiality on the internet and to identify and register all sexual offenders living within 500′ of a barnyard or grazing field.
When confronted with the latest allegations, Weiner took the offensive again.
“Ewe got to be kidding, what kind of a Jackass question is that,” he said while furiously using his thumbs to delete messages from his mobile phone and cancel his international sim card.
“Sure I have fans overseas…I have a lot of supporters in Brussels who value the work I’m doing to promote the Ewe U, as far as I know all my fans are of legal age. Of course on the internet I could be talking to anyone who may appear to be older than they really are.”
“If any inappropriate images are out there attributed to my account, they’re obviously hacked or photo shopped images, and it is possible somebody pulled the wool over my eyes…I’m brilliant, but I’m also a trusting person who may have been duped. By the way, did you know my wife Huma is now pregnant?”
Debbie Wasserman-Shultz, Democratic National Committee (DNC) chairman has refused to comment publicly on Weiner gate. She was recently caught off guard by a reporter when her oversized pants suit got snagged on the handle of her $65,000 Japanese SUV rated at 12 MPG as she completed her shopping trip on Worth Avenue in upscale Palm Beach at the “Big Butt Lingerie Emporium.”
Although flustered after being told of the latest charges, she stuck to the Democrat Talking Points, saying only “Baaaah Humbug” before slamming the door, backing into two cars in the parking lot, and laying down rubber in her attempt to avoid any further comment on the matter.
Attempts to contact Bo Peep for comment on this story were unsuccessful with her spokesman saying she was out gathering DNA evidence from her flock for a pending legal suit.
In the US it’s “Weinergate,” and now in the UK it’s being called “The Battle of His Little Big Horn.”
What next, Pigs set to Squeal?
“In a pig’s arse, been there done that,” said an enraged Congressman Barney Frank, (D,Gay, MA), “he hasn’t done anything that I wouldn’t do, and probably done, or at least thought about, and the sheep still vote for me! Schwanz, Schlong, Putz, it’s no big deal. This is Politics!”