by Johnathon Sebastian-Kent on 11/10/11 at 6:13 amLuton, England – (SatireWorld.com)
Author and infamous self promoting know-it-all, Stuart Juankerr, found himself embroiled in yet another controversial subject. This time while attending his homeowner’s association meeting at his posh, upscale condominium outside London in Bedfordshire.
The Luton Condo Association has given permission for a muslim religious group 'The Circle of Islam' to hold their monthly religious sessions on the roof of unit 419 much to the dismay of Juankerr and several other residents who live in unit 419.
The Circle of Islam, claims it has over 200,000 members and has been protected under various Parlimentary religious edicts since the 1970's. 'The Circle of Islam' is a male dominated masturbation group that meets on the 2nd full moon and holds a 'circle jerk.' At times, non-muslim members are invited to participate.
In defense of the condo association, Juankerr cited potential building code violations, since the roof structure over his unit possibly cannot support a concentrated amount of weight, plus, as Juankerr stated, 'It just won't look good to other neighbors having a bunch of swamis yanking about on our roofs!'
'The Circle of Islam' Ayatollah and Most Pious Ali Akbar, has invited Stewart to attend as he put it, 'as our pivitol Guest of Honor' Akbar hoped it would give Stuart a more 'centralist point of view', but Juankerr cited a previous engagement, as he was already asked to participate in a similar one with all his writer friends and this time it was his turn to wear the French maid’s outfit.