by Jon Worthington on 19/10/11 at 4:52 pm(SatireWorld.com)
The Spoof Membership Council held a prime time news conference to announce some good news for the site, and for the regular writers….We’re 100% Gay Now!
The last registered straight person moved on on June 30th, leaving the site to the long awaited milestone of having a major spoofing site that is now 100% homosexual.
Omnipotent Gay Cabal leader Stewart JuanKerr, displayed a photo of the last man heading out of the Spoof exit gate pulling a suitcase. Gay site roster enforcer Pinxit the Poof, promised that from now on all profile checks will cease. “After all, if we’re all gay, who cares!”
But there is a drawback being the only 100% site when it comes to equal rights…No longer will sexual preference ‘Thumbs Up Points’ be maintained since there is no longer a minority left on the site. This is causing problems for many writers like Erskin Quint who for years wore a dress while writing hoping to be included with the transgender crowd.
Quint protested by saying, “I support CJ’s rants almost 100% for those extra brownie points. If I have to compete fairly now with other writers…. I could lose my ranking!”
The Spoof’s hospital director Dr. Ellie P. James, who is also a imitation lesbian, says the site will save millions by tearing down the maternity section of the site’s online hospital.
Jumping on the boon to fiscal savings by being gay bandwagon, site IT director Five-Thumbs-Up Mitchell claims the Spoof site and its writers will also save on construction costs in the future.
“Since no one will have to come out of the closet anymore, we can delete all closet requirements from Lowton’s zoning laws,” claims Mitchell.
Iain Benson-Hedges is very glad as well. Benson-Hedges, who dresses as a ‘gay vending machine,’ claims the recent 100% gay achievement means he’ll finally get his online vending machine permit sticker from an all gay site Cabal.
According to Martin Shuttlecock, who’s only gay on Thursday and Monday evenings, they’ll leave just one straight person on the site since he has the highest point totals and is a straight American.