by Johnathon Sebastian-Kent on 01/11/11 at 10:08 amPortsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
It was a sight so disturbing that parents covered children's eyes as they, themselves gasped at the horrifying images being played on computer screens across England.
It horrified his friends so severely, that local constables were called and rushed into the man’s home with night sticks at the ready.
The sight of Ian Younge’s head suddenly and slowly collapsing as he spoke was etched into the minds of British spoofer’s who co-write on the second tier site The Spoof, along with the rather dimwitted Youngs.
"I was watching and all of the sudden he has one eye facing her other one and her nose deflated and dipped into her mouth!" Claims Gary Moore, "it was so bad I puked all over my new vest!"
Another man saw the whole event from close up, "I was enabling the DVD recorder to ave the video and I see this little thingy popping out of his scalp and I then heard a loud pssssssssst. Next thing I know Youngs looks like the wicked witch of the east getting splashed with water!"
Younge was removed from the home by medical personnel, who covered his deflated face to protect him from prying eyes. But it was too late as the TV news camera's captured the sequence and played it back in slow motion for news hungry audiences.
Meanwhile, in the rear of the ambulance a stunned Younge gasped for a breath as his fasce settled into the back of his head. Fearing for the man’s life a a local tire mechanic from Portsmouth Tire was called and asked to bring an emergency inflation kit to the home. Within minutes tire mechanic Lester Finebottom had a new air valve installed in Youngs and a full shot of air pumped in re-inflating his head.
Within hours Younge recovered fully and finished his broadcast about a queer book he and others cobbled together in hopes of making some pub money. The book, Dorky Review, has been repeatedly panned by critics and labeled the worst literary work since little Martin Shuttlecocks 3rd grade how-to book on masturbating.
Later that evening, movie director Quentin Tarrintino made an offer to various news outlets to purchase the Younge’s YouTube tape to use in a Zombie horror movie he's shooting in London.