by Bargis Tryhol on 23/12/11 at 9:21 amLancaster(UK)-(SatireWorld.com)
Little Markie Lowton seems the normal 17 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination and he certainly had enough friends to keep him company…But that all changed on Christmas day when he was 'one of the world's luckiest boys' who received one of 500 real live Victoria Secret models for Christmas delivered by Santa himself!
By his own admission little Markie never, ever kissed a girl before in his life, and on Christmas morning he found himself in bed, in his own room with a beautiful brunette clad in sexy undies! It was pleasure beyond imagination. It was fear without any boundaries too.
He was in a quandry! He didn't know how to 'get things started' and was afraid to say anything to ‘Angie the model’ that would be considered foolish or childish.
So he simply asked her outright….'Where do I put the batteries?'
Aghast that she ended up with the King of Nerds, Angie grabbed a robe and quickly fled the house as Markie diligently searched for three 'D' size batteries.
Due to an overwhelming outcry from mature males, Santa has agreed to only supply the models in the future to older guys and to give the 'little guys' a coloring book, craylons, and a dozen autographed Satire World.com stories.
Once he heard the door close, Markiue called all his friends and told them about his ‘close call’ with a female.