Man Who Received A Victoria Secrets Model For Christmas Gets Confused

by on 23/12/11 at 9:21 am

Little Markie was momentarily sad when Angie suddenly left, but amused himself by playing with his computer, and once again, put off playing with girls.

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Little Markie Lowton seems the normal 17 year old. He likes football, computer games, watching TV, and writing silly little stories. Most would say he was a normal kid with a big imagination and he certainly had enough friends to keep him company…But that all changed on Christmas day when he was 'one of the world's luckiest boys' who received one of 500 real live Victoria Secret models for Christmas delivered by Santa himself!

By his own admission little Markie never, ever kissed a girl before in his life, and on Christmas morning he found himself in bed, in his own room with a beautiful brunette clad in sexy undies! It was pleasure beyond imagination. It was fear without any boundaries too.

He was in a quandry! He didn't know how to 'get things started' and was afraid to say anything to ‘Angie the model’ that would be considered foolish or childish.

So he simply asked her outright….'Where do I put the batteries?'

Aghast that she ended up with the King of Nerds, Angie grabbed a robe and quickly fled the house as Markie diligently searched for three 'D' size batteries.

Due to an overwhelming outcry from mature males, Santa has agreed to only supply the models in the future to older guys and to give the 'little guys' a coloring book, craylons, and a dozen autographed Satire World.com stories.

Once he heard the door close, Markiue called all his friends and told them about his ‘close call’ with a female.



3 Responses to “Man Who Received A Victoria Secrets Model For Christmas Gets Confused”

  1. Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

    Dec 24th, 2011

    I’ll bet he didn’t even have the guts to say “I see London, I see France, I see Angie’s underpants.”

    • Bargis

      Dec 24th, 2011

      What underpants?

      • Throckmorton P. Turdblossom

        Dec 24th, 2011

        Let me quote from your story: “… on Christmas morning he found himself in bed, in his own room with a beautiful brunette clad in sexy undies!”

        Them undies!

        The ones he should have been trying to take off of her.

        Hell, I’d have ate ’em off of her, even if they wasn’t candy panties!

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