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Britain’s ‘Honor Killings’ Double As Immigrants Observe Sharia Law Over British Law

by Meagan Hotstuff on 29/12/11 at 10:49 am

Many women wear the tradition burka on London streets to cover up bruises and welts.

The British system of total inclusion and acceptance of any and all immigrants has resulted in Sharia Law undermining British Law. As proof, the number of women from Britain’s most Muslim ethnic communities stepping forward to report honor-related violence has more than doubled in the past three years alone,this is according to new government figures revealed today.

Figures from the Metropolitan Police show that in the 12 months to April 2011 there were 103,443 incidents reported as cases of honor violence or forced marriage in London alone, more than double that in 2007-08.

A separate recent survey of all police forces, using the British Freedom of Information Act, revealed that there were nearly 1,893,600 reported cases nationwide in 2010, The Telegraph reports.

Women groups that monitor the situation warn that recorded cases may be just the “tip of the iceberg” with hundreds of thousands of incidents going unreported each year because of fear of reprisal, family pressure or inconsistent police record keeping.

“The figures are woefully underestimated, we are dealing with the tip of the iceberg, we don’t know how many thousands are at risk because it is a hidden crime and there is no statutory duty to record it,” said Jasvinder Sanghera, the founder of the victim support group Karma Nirvana.

“This is an issue for British born subjects, we have really got to acknowledge that and move away from being ‘culturally sensitive’ and fear of being called racist, it’s an issue of child protection,” the paper quoted her, as saying.

Iman Akmen Nastyfratz, from the Islamic Center for Freedom and Understand says it’s all nonsense and blown out of proportion.
“Many of those westernized harlots simply slipped and fell. We can’t help if some of our women are clumbsy klutzes!”

Iman Nastyfratz made headlines last year after announcing his betrothal to twin 12 year old girls from Pakistan. According to sources close to the Iman claim he’s been married 27 times and in each instance the woman were hospitalized for injuries sustained in falls. The Iman’s claims that he isn’t to blame and lays the causes on faulty balcony railings on his single-story balcony.