Buckingham Palace Guard Fired After Insulting Kate Middleton
by Dick Miles-Long on 09/03/12 at 7:52 am
Smelt stood un-noticed for almost four hours of his eight hour guard duty shift before immediate surpervisors became aware he was out of uniform.
An 18-year-old Buckingham Palace Guard was fired from his post days ahead of the royal wedding last May after he allegedly slammed Kate Middleton in a Facebook post.
According to the Royal British Army, the post, which was removed, read, “Her and William drove past me on friday and all a got was a shitty wave while she looked the opposite way from me, stupid stuck up cow am I not good enough for them! Posh bitch am totally with you on this one… who realy gives a fuck about her.”
The soldier later identified as private Corey Smelt was stripped of his rank and sent to an Afghanistan combat unit.
Smelt made headlines on Saint Patrick’s Day day by showing up for duty in a bright green uniform, a strong opposite to the famous red tunic worn by generations of palace guards. He claimed he was told to wear the uniform by his friend a Leprechaun named Angus who reportedly goes wherever Corey goes.
Pvt Smelt was cautioned about his choice of dress uniform and put on probation. The Leprechaun was placed in the Queen’s garden.
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