In Letter From The Grave, Jimmy Savile Boasts….”I’m Martin Shuttlecock’s Real Father”

by on 19/12/12 at 1:05 pm

Savile foundly recalls bouncing a young Martin Shuttlecock on his knee..."He had the most God-awful dirty diapers!"

Savile foundly recalls bouncing a young Martin Shuttlecock on his knee…”He had the most God-awful dirty diapers, but I did purchase his first pork pie hat for the little tyke.”

London (UK) – (SatireWorld.com)

In a posthumorus letter addressed to a British tabloid, children’s presenter Jimmy Savile admitted he is Dorking Review writer Martin Shuttlecock’s real father.

The letter has absolved any other writers on the once popular British website ‘The Spoof’ of being the father and Savile has taken full credit. Several writer’s claim Mark Lowton, the site’s editor/owner, was trying to bury the potential embarrassing story, saying that confusion and poor leadership were to blame for the fact that a pedophile expose about the presenter, Jimmy Savile, was never published. Several writers were recently banned for submitting sensationalized stories about mother discarded Mark Lowton and his twin brother which named names that could implicate others in the cover-up.

Shuttlecock, who also goes by the name of Harold Worth, Skoob1999, Bookseller, Chamone, and various other troll names, has dismissed the allegations. Friends say he is deeply troubled by being the sole spawn of Britain’s foremost serial pedophile.

According to a site regular simply referred to as ‘Francois D,’ “That cock guy has had a few rough weeks and refuses to leave his flat except for a trip down to the local Paki’s to pick up beer and some fags.”

Several fags who are regulars at the Pakistani market say, “My yes, him and his cute little butt usually comes in around 9 or so for a pack of English Ovals and a few pints of that Stella crap. Last week he was here twice a day. Now, not so often.”

Savile has been accused of being Britain’s biggest pedophile and stands accused of molesting several thousand little boys.

Savile passed away in October 2011 after chasing two eleven year old boys up a steep hill.



2 Responses to “In Letter From The Grave, Jimmy Savile Boasts….”I’m Martin Shuttlecock’s Real Father””

  1. Bargis

    Feb 25th, 2016

    Alas….poor Martin Shuttlecock! Wonder who he’s backstabbing now.

  2. Captain america

    Feb 26th, 2016

    …he’s on contract to ISIS…….

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